• Shit that gets you mad in Gmod
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My experience with UrbanGamers! I leave my position in the Police Force because I have realized that the mayor is pants on head retarded, and is promoting some for of yuppie paradise that allows gangsters and shit to kill cops without reason. Because of this, I obviously have a grudge for the mayor. My first attempt on his life was with the use of two hitmen, who both were killed. Okay. So I purchase a Colt 1911 from a collabarator in the Police Department, and go about assassinating this credit-card admin about three times on my own accord. First time was when my 2nd attempt with hitmen failed, and I took over. I killed him, ran off, dropped my 1911, and pocketed it. I was then jailed for 300 seconds for "RDM" I decided to protest this over the chat, and said that nothing in the rules is against my actions, and for a matter in fact, I was RP'ing. Doesn't work, and instead the mayor sends a SWAT agent to arrest me once I leave the 300 Second jail. So now I officially have a reason to murder him, along side the laws I am not in favor of, and he is also ordering his cops to kill Hobos. So the second time around, I come up on my own as he's purchasing drugs for himself, and pop him in the back of the head with the approval of the drug dealer. I run off, drop my gun, put it into my inventory. Once again, I am jailed for 300 seconds. Supposedly this was RDM also, and I cannot do this because dats bad. After the jail expires, I am arrested yet again, and this time the mayor acts like a cunt in prison to me. Okay, so now I have another much more valid and personal reason to kill him. As I get out of prison, I follow some hobos that were massacred by the mayor's forces, and as the mayor goes outside to taunt their deaths, I gun him down on the spot, and I am banned for being jailed three times for RDM within a 10-15 minutes time frame. Remember kids - Political assassination, revenge for massacres, and attempt at proletarian resistance is a bannable offense on servers like UrbanGamers.
[QUOTE=AJ10017;45548484]IP is: 208.146.44.107:27015 [video=youtube;jHb4VacgLPM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHb4VacgLPM[/video] these videos are so fun to record[/QUOTE] Holy shit that server is so funny, I started to RDM everyone and then they banned the wrong guy. After that kicked & banned. [t]http://i.imgur.com/EmZREzP.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/QEqhEVu.png[/t]
When the server gives me a lots of shit to download and there's still fukin errors.
[QUOTE=AJ10017;45548484]:words:[/QUOTE] I played on this for a over 5 hours today then at night time I went on TTT and I was a detective and the only one left and I allowed them to kill the server then fought them 1v5
Eight year olds playing GMod. Yes, really, EIGHT. year. olds. Don't believe me? I had one on my server few days ago.
What is this Homestuck anyway? Is it a SpaceBuild copypaste gamemode?
10 year olds who get pgagged on my server, then proceed to using terrible insults [Quote] meharryp you are a crap [/quote]
Who owns Homestuck?
I can't take loading screens with music, ugh that pisses me off.
[QUOTE=Raindroop;45566027]I can't take loading screens with music, ugh that pisses me off.[/QUOTE] And its always [B]SUPER[/B] loud, scares the shit out of me when im doing something else while connecting.
Every goddamn TTT server being german, with at least 30mb of eurotrash trance music. And it's only that fucking minecraft map.
[QUOTE=Raindroop;45566027]I can't take loading screens with music, ugh that pisses me off.[/QUOTE] Yeah it sucks. My way of dealing with it is to stick to a few select servers. If any of those servers ever add loading screen music, I block the loading screen with the hosts file.
So there's a Expression 2 function for HTTP requests and all that and I'm having issues using it. I check if I can do requests, start it, and it infinitely never finishes even though a timeout exists. [editline]2nd August 2014[/editline] Going anywhere to find some quick tips from a Wiremod expert is nul as of now because the slew of people more interested in something else besides Sandbox. [editline]2nd August 2014[/editline] Found out what I was doing wrong. Didn't encode the URL correctly.
[QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;45566304]Every goddamn TTT server being german, with at least 30mb of eurotrash trance music. And it's only that fucking minecraft map.[/QUOTE] And don't forget the 400 playermodels and 500 SWEPs!
Going on a DarkRP server just to find out some child either prop killing you, or shooting you everytime you lose immunity after you respawn.
I can't find any fun gamemodes or servers Anyone know any good Australian servers, preferably with a good community, No DarkRP.
[QUOTE=Raindroop;45566027]I can't take loading screens with music, ugh that pisses me off.[/QUOTE] Guys complaining about loading screen music, have fun: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1399495[/url]
[QUOTE=HumbleTH;45571107]Guys complaining about loading screen music, have fun: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1399495[/url][/QUOTE] Another solution is to simply mute Awesomium in the volume mixer.
[QUOTE=iWang;45570826]Going on a DarkRP server just to find out some child either prop killing you, or shooting you everytime you lose immunity after you respawn.[/QUOTE] The spawn immunity should give you plenty time to either run away or shove a locker in their faces.
[QUOTE=FPtje;45572067]The spawn immunity should give you plenty time to either run away or shove a locker in their faces.[/QUOTE] As the DarkRP dev, do you know any genuinely good servers without d0nator++ and moderators running around? Some place where people actually roleplay their characters somewhat decently?
[QUOTE=Uberpro;45573061]As the DarkRP dev, do you know any genuinely good servers without d0nator++ and moderators running around? Some place where people actually roleplay their characters somewhat decently?[/QUOTE] He only plays on the servers where owners do not know sv_allowcslua is enabled so he can fool around and use his propkilling scripts. I doubt it.
[QUOTE=ms333;45571856]Another solution is to simply mute Awesomium in the volume mixer.[/QUOTE] Another solution is to simply not play on such a shitty server.
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;45564850]Who owns Homestuck?[/QUOTE] a sick motherfucker
[QUOTE=Uberpro;45573061]As the DarkRP dev, do you know any genuinely good servers without d0nator++ and moderators running around? Some place where people actually roleplay their characters somewhat decently?[/QUOTE] lel 1. donator ranks are usually necessary, turns out running a darkrp server is usually quite expensive to the point where you need to have either community funded servers or have a decent job and pay for it out of your own wallet (guess which one wins) 2. darkRP is not and never was meant to be serious, its core mechanics basically encourage you to deathmatch and printer farm rather than RP. Theres nothing wrong with that if your just looking to hang around and goof off but if your looking for a good seriousRP experience then do yourself a favour and stay away from darkRP I know this because i tried to make darkRP good myself and ended up with a fairly average RP server just with better scripts and a shorter rules list than most others. I would recommend looking up philxyz on here as he is making a seriousRP gamemode that looks promising and I'm thinking of becoming an early adopter of it
[QUOTE=AJ10017;45576057]a sick motherfucker[/QUOTE] Is it Byte? Because he requested for me to hum a song for him when he noticed me humming while Pac3 editting and liked how I was humming so that's why he requested it :P , I did notice a Homestuck TTT server owned by a Girl and I've been having fun there.
[QUOTE=AJ10017;45548484]IP is: 208.146.44.107:27015 [video=youtube;jHb4VacgLPM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHb4VacgLPM[/video] these videos are so fun to record[/QUOTE] What is homestuck? ._.
[QUOTE=GoldTrigger;45577967]What is homestuck? ._.[/QUOTE] A Server where alot of kids like to go but there are mature people there and if you go make sure to turn down your volume at times there is alot of mic spam.
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;45577982]A Server where alot of kids like to go but there are mature people there and if you go make sure to turn down your volume at times there is alot of mic spam.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a shit-show lol :zoid:
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;45577958]Is it Byte? Because he requested for me to hum a song for him when he noticed me humming while Pac3 editting and liked how I was humming so that's why he requested it :P , I did notice a Homestuck TTT server owned by a Girl and I've been having fun there.[/QUOTE] im pretty sure byte is just an admin. i have no fucking idea whos an admin and who is an owner because they still have the standard gmod scoreboard :/ (btw add me on steam if u want)
[QUOTE=AJ10017;45578034]im pretty sure byte is just an admin. i have no fucking idea whos an admin and who is an owner because they still have the standard gmod scoreboard :/ (btw add me on steam if u want)[/QUOTE] I heard byte come in and say something like "Oh this Girl was trying to convince my superadmins to make her admins etc etc, He sure does seem to act like an owner so Idk :/
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