[QUOTE=NightmareX91;41984214]And you have to pay twice the amount of a triple A title for a low-poly, 5-minute-wonder cube on your head.
I predict Garry's Mod 14 to feature Ricochet 2's revolutionary technology. We won't be able to play the update for about 10 years, as technology wouldn't be able to catch up fast enough.
I also predict everything to be retextured with porn, and every workshop addon will be a sex pose generator. Some will even be animated, with realistic dick and tit physics.
Also, DarkRP will replace Sandbox, and it shall be called DickDM, as every playermodel will be a picture of a sex pose from the Workshop.
The future will turn Garry's Mod into ROBLOX for kids younger than 5.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like Second Life. A lot.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;41991237]max will finally make sex animations.[/QUOTE]
Hasn't he already :v:
[QUOTE=Margen67;41993718]Hasn't he already :v:[/QUOTE]
those animations are only to encourage you to RP sex with the character performing them.
garry's stupidity grows every "update". So if there was a Gmod 14, it would probably be unplayable.
[QUOTE=Margen67;41993718]Hasn't he already :v:[/QUOTE]
Wait what? Am I missing something?
[B]Confirmed Features[/B]
-Everything that currently works will break.
Garry will get so tired of the Roleplay and Builder community that he will break every mod and map known to garry's mod in an attempt at a fresh start at the game. Wiremod is made impossible and all dupes outside of workshop end in a Garry ban.
DarkRP will be the only gamemode to survive, but in a different form.
Gmod14 will ship with SexposeRP and default pay for admin features. Also a new balloon model.
[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;41999478]Also a new balloon model.[/QUOTE]
And it won't be odessa.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;42000870]And it won't be odessa.[/QUOTE]
The Odessa balloon will be the last update to the GM13 cycle. However JB mod will have added it months before. As such the intelligent end of the gmod community will have moved on to the magic of JB
[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;42000934]The Odessa balloon will be the last update to the GM13 cycle. However JB mod will have added it months before. As such the intelligent end of the gmod community will have moved on to the magic of JB[/QUOTE]
Suddenly, JBMod will dominate again.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;42001255]Suddenly, JBMod will dominate again.[/QUOTE]
If JBMod 3.0 came out I'd definitely give it a try. I have no desire to play Gmod 13 anymore.
Garry will sell the FP forums and company to JBMod once he discovers it's superior.
[editline]28th August 2013[/editline]
Rust will also be turned into JBRust
I'm kind of hoping for the age old wish that is an engine upgrade, like when he moved to the EP2 engine, only this time the Portal 2 or Dota 2 engine for example.
[QUOTE=Dune Jumper;42002229]If JBMod 3.0 came out I'd definitely give it a try. I have no desire to play Gmod 13 anymore.[/QUOTE]
I honestly think hl3 will come out first. In other words, I think jbmod 3 won't ever come out, and even if it did, it's current player base makes ours look intelligent and friendly
There will be more bugs and the game will be less user friendly.
The name will be changed to "Jerry's Mod," due to the recent legal change of his old name, "Garry."
Edit: Oh yeah, and any server with the gamemode "DarkRP" will be removed, and in lighter consequences, Ddosed.
It will only be available on the Xbox one and the game will be published by EA. each addon will be about 10 dollars, and all the profit goes to EA, not the addon makers.
It will change a lot of stuff from 13, be very unstable at first and everyone will complain about it. Be amazed at my supernatural psychic powers!
He will remake gm_construct for it to be a sex factory
Garry will update to the Dota 2 engine. Following in lieu of updates past, the physics get worse and worse until Gmod building is impossible.
Dino D-Day models will still be invisible.
Each time you'll start the game you will have to pay 10 cents, and you will run into an intentional white screen when starting the game.
EA will buy the game, remove it from Steam and sell it for 10x the current price on Origin.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;42014354]EA will buy the game, remove it from Steam and sell it for 10x the current price on Origin.[/QUOTE]
100 dollars?
[QUOTE=thepyromatt;42015828]100 dollars?[/QUOTE]
100 dollars initially, with a secret 300 dollar daily payment.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;42019108]100 dollars initially, with a secret 300 dollar daily payment.[/QUOTE]
And current Gmod owners will have to rebuy it.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;42014354]EA will buy the game, remove it from Steam and sell it for 10x the current price on Origin.[/QUOTE]
And it will come with drm which won't let actual buyers play it but let pirates have all the fun they want with it
And it won't work on Mac or Linux.
[QUOTE=code_gs;42020792]And it won't work on Mac or Linux.[/QUOTE]
And it will not work on Windows.
Before all this garry [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1276264&p=41995080&viewfull=1#post41995080]gets shot[/url] because he never fixed the bugs in GMod 13.
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