[QUOTE=Positive;42365318]New Gamemode: BrightRP[/QUOTE]
All the rich men & admins need to work their way down the ranks to become hobos and guests.
Garry will fix all the major bugs and add epic new content to the game, everyone will be happy.
jk lol
Garry will make a game-breaking bug that cannot be fixed but to buy a new source game like CS:GO.
He'll bring back the toolbow.
Linux release.
[QUOTE=LennyPenny;42386150]Linux release.[/QUOTE]
I doubt it.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;42386212]I doubt it.[/QUOTE]
Gmod's on Linux.... It's just buggier than a rotted log.
Garry will move the physics engine back to its basic roots in goldsrc. That way it only uses 90% of processing power
Garry will replace sandbox with a illegal working ver of perp that will create so much unneeded drama that the world will implode!
Garry will replace water with tsunami and every times you tried to escape the tsunami , a thunder appear for kill you.
Sandbox and TTT removed in favor of tdm mode
All gamemodes will no longer work
Matchmaking
No more GAC and VAC
Lua file limit of 3
DRM
[QUOTE=Sally;42388060]Garry will move the physics engine back to its basic roots in goldsrc. That way it only uses 90% of processing power[/QUOTE]
Nah, that's too much. My computer couldn't possibly handle that!
Let's move it back to quake... no wait!
DOOM ENGINE.
Wait, scratch all that. Let's make it run as a Minesweeper mod.
[QUOTE=Smell;42400984]Nah, that's too much. My computer couldn't possibly handle that!
Let's move it back to quake... no wait!
DOOM ENGINE.[/QUOTE]
Pong.
Garry will introduce a new dll obfuscation system that is worse than Themida and will break the game completely. Then when people post about the bug, Garry will lock the thread and post a flippant, stupid reply along the lines of "It's broken? Fix it yourself, you stupid fuck."
[QUOTE=benfailed;42401138]Then when people post about the bug, Garry will lock the thread and post a flippant, stupid reply along the lines of "It's broken? Fix it yourself, you stupid fuck."[/QUOTE]
We're talking about Gmod 14, garry has already done this in Gmod 13! :dance:
you will require the latest most expensive hardware to do the exact same thing as always
[QUOTE=da space core;42448462]you will require the latest most expensive hardware to do the exact same thing as always[/QUOTE]
only half of that.
Gmod 14 will come in a combo pack. You get Gmod 14, an occulous rift, and a map that is all about stuff jumping out and trying to punch you in the head.
Default map will be gm_blackhole and everyone will ragequit
I'll have nostalgia for when Gmod was still worth playing.
Call of Garry: RDMers
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[QUOTE=Noi;41981480]DarkRP will be default gamemode as Sandbox gets deprecated.[/QUOTE]
DerpRP*
Garry's Mod will be a gamemode of DarkRP: Source
welds that don't sag for any reason unless specified, crash proof servers, decreased load time, built in map editor and creator, built in swep creator, non valve biped required models or npcs for model manipulator, built in custom biped creator with templates for animals and abnormal models, newer more intelligent a.i, highly complex npc node graphs, acf and wiremod with tutorials and guides, resizeable prop physboxes and splitscreen multiplayer for any gamemode. all on a new revamped efficient source engine 2.0 for extreme gameplay.
[QUOTE=polikchicken;42505191]welds that don't sag for any reason unless specified, crash proof servers, decreased load time, built in map editor and creator, built in swep creator, non valve biped required models or npcs for model manipulator, built in custom biped creator with templates for animals and abnormal models, newer more intelligent a.i, highly complex npc node graphs, acf and wiremod with tutorials and guides, resizeable prop physboxes and splitscreen multiplayer for any gamemode. all on a new revamped efficient source engine 2.0 for extreme gameplay.[/QUOTE]
good job missing the point
Gmod 14 will only feature sandbox and all the other game modes were bought by EA and available as standalone's on Orgin for $80 each. And on TTT it costs $10 to become a traitor and in DarkRP it costs $15 to change jobs. In deathrun and bunny hop it will cost $10 per jump. All of this will run on linux only and use Java.
the source sdk engine will be removed and replaced with the warz engine.
the only mountable game being warz
Any added lua files gets you banned
Not adding files gets you banned also
The default map will change into some shitty custom CSS map.
DarkRP and TTT will do there own solo games, while garrysmod will be renamed to Land of forgotten gamemodes.
[QUOTE=skullorz;42509997]good job missing the point[/QUOTE]
how?
[QUOTE=Liam MacKay;42049186]Garrysmod will be a gamemode for Rust.[/QUOTE]
Gamemode will Rust a garrysmod for be
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