[QUOTE=robbert^^;43581771]Garry will fix multi-core rendering and threading and the game will be finally be fully playable again.(Let's hope so at least.)[/QUOTE]
No, that makes sense, we cant have that in gmod!
I already have Garry's Mod 14
Garry's Mod 14 changes:
All addons will be marked incompatible and completely broken down to prevent users from having any potential fun
The game will resemble DLC quest where you must buy aspects of the game before doing certain things, using pointshop.
Pointshop will be put in all gamemodes, the cheapest items costing 90001337+pi points.
You will always start with -100000 points and must provide information about extremely unknown topics in order to receive 1 credit
Dupes and saves will further dominate the workshop, and 1000 dupes/saves will be forcibly downloaded each time on start-up
Sandbox will get roundhouse kicked out a window by Chuck Norris,being replaced by Trouble in Ten Year Old Town with several OP weapons and DarkRP.
Admins will have a Beating Quota, where they must ban,kick,slap,whip and abuse various commands within a span of 24 hours to keep their positions.
You must pass the "There,They're,Their" grammar test before you can start the game, and buy 400,000 copies of Rust to use the majority of the content.
All game mounting with the exception of Rust will result in pink and black textures, and a brand new Error model that laughs at you.
Each time you contribute something nice to workshop, it will be marked incompatible and you will be sent several DMCA notices as a gift from Garry.
Everything you say in chat and on the forums must worship garry, and idolize max's sex animations. These will be reviewed by postal and if they do not follow the standards, you will be banned from the internet.
You must perform the Max Sex ritual in order to pose a ragdoll's limb. Each limb moved extends the ritual.
You must go through all threads on facepunch, and mark negative ratings on addons and positive ratings for dupes and knockoffs.
SVNS,Torrents and garrysmod.org downloads are absolutely forbidden and will result in deletion of all items in all Source Based games and pink and black textures.
All non sexual animations will be deleted, most of them replaced with the player thrusting his/her pelvis into the object being used whilst in the T stance.
Steam Workshop will now have a upgraded version of Youtube's Automated copyright system, only with no appeals. The only items on the workshop that won't be affected will be dupes and saves.
Attempting to look at other sections of the work shop will result in a steam -101,-105,-324 error, and if you manage to load the first page, you will blue screen.
Garry's mod will replace all operating systems with windows 3.x, and if you're lucky you will get windows 95.
All graphic options will be disabled and forcibly low, and you must play the game "minecraftified" for 72 hours before using 1 option.
You must list every meme created by Valve and it's games, and predict the release of HL3 in order to join a server.
You must major all possible subjects in all colleges to join the smart part of the GMOD community, where GMOD works fine and nothing bad happens.
The fastest possible connection allowed will be 1mbps, any higher will result in the game kicking you for a low ping.
You must kill a person and sacrifice their toaster and perform the activation ritual to receive a gmod key hidden in a pile of rust keys.
[QUOTE=Danp1970;43606497]Trouble in Ten Year Old Town[/QUOTE]
That one line made my day, thank you very much
[QUOTE=Kasperky;43601466]I already have Garry's Mod 14[/QUOTE]
I already own Garry's Mod 14, too. It's called Lmod 12.
To Gmod 14.0 it is far, at first there will be Gmod 13.1, and then Gmod 13.2v1.
Gmod 14.7 will be on consoles
Garry's Mod 14 will have Cinematic Mod content graciously made by Fake Factory to replace the current graphics. Forced download, no downgrades.
You'll only have the crowbar by default, any other weapons are unlocked by paying $29.95 for a -x weapon- key.
[QUOTE=Sentryturret;43639676]You'll only have the crowbar by default, any other weapons are unlocked by paying $29.95 for a -x weapon- key.[/QUOTE]
You'll also have to pay the ammo with real money.
Load times will take a minimum of one lunar cycle, and you have to spawn things with console commands, as the spawn menu has been removed and replaced with pornhub in order to give dupe makers inspiration. All users must post at least one save on an obscure map using at least 300 obsolete and broken addons before playing. 95% of props will be invisible and the other 5% will be errors. Admins must be as pretentious and self absorbed as physically possible, or they will be removed from the server. On all Darkrp servers, anything even closely resembling "fun" will get you banned on the spot for FailRP. All servers will have a ping minimum of 200 and will be hosted by washing machines. All internet services besides Tmobile hotspots will be unable to connect to any server. To prevent piracy, all users must enter a code that is mailed to them upon starting the game. These codes will be sent via usps from china. In order to launch the game you must delete 23 files that are in hidden folders and are there for absolutely no reason. The entire garrysmod folder will be replaced with a .bin file making it even more difficult to manually install addons.
[QUOTE=A Sock Accnt;43646704]Load times will take a minimum of one lunar cycle, and you have to spawn things with console commands, as the spawn menu has been removed and replaced with pornhub in order to give dupe makers inspiration. All users must post at least one save on an obscure map using at least 300 obsolete and broken addons before playing. 95% of props will be invisible and the other 5% will be errors. Admins must be as pretentious and self absorbed as physically possible, or they will be removed from the server. On all Darkrp servers, anything even closely resembling "fun" will get you banned on the spot for FailRP. All servers will have a ping minimum of 200 and will be hosted by washing machines. All internet services besides Tmobile hotspots will be unable to connect to any server. To prevent piracy, all users must enter a code that is mailed to them upon starting the game. These codes will be sent via usps from china. In order to launch the game you must delete 23 files that are in hidden folders and are there for absolutely no reason. The entire garrysmod folder will be replaced with a .bin file making it even more difficult to manually install addons.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah and users may randomly burst into flames for Garry's amusement.
It will be Rust
It will be Half-Life 3.
"You can not lose, and you certainly can not win."
[QUOTE=Gentleman Cat;43662710]It will be Half-Life 3.
"You can not lose, and you certainly can not win."[/QUOTE]
When a underage (12-8) buys Garry's Mod, they will have to learn to programming to play the game.
[QUOTE=StarBot;43737195]When a underage (12-8) buys Garry's Mod, they will have to learn to programming to play the game.[/QUOTE]
This solves a lot of issues.
It will add Hats, Hats and more hats.
Anyone aged 12 or under playing Garry's Mod 14 will get admin status on [I]ALL[/I] servers.
[QUOTE=hellothere231;43814869]Anyone aged 12 or under playing Garry's Mod 14 will get admin status on [I]ALL[/I] servers.[/QUOTE]
That's already in Gmod13...
[QUOTE=Talonite;43819458]That's already in Gmod13...[/QUOTE]
Hell, it's been here since 2009.
there will be an age check every time you launch to verify you are under 12 years old, as anybody who is not younger than 12 are not allowed to play and will be banned from all servers. also every player who passes the verification will have their mic set to always on
I wouldn't mind maybe seeing Cinema as a stock gamemode, my only worry is that it will be crowded with 10 year olds.
Gmod will be taken off Steam and will be Uplay exclusive.
...Which means you won't be able to mount the content from other games that are on Steam.
all i want is better physics
and proper multi core utilization for servers (and multicore rendering re-enabled for clients)
lua changes:
isValid will be removed and replaced with validEntity again
to write a lua script, you need to write it all in binary code
game.*() will be replaced with this.is.a.game.script.please.do.what.i.tell.you.*()
[QUOTE=Aleks6010;44674602]lua changes:
isValid will be removed and replaced with validEntity again
to write a lua script, you need to write it all in binary code
game.*() will be replaced with this.is.a.game.script.please.do.what.i.tell.you.*()[/QUOTE]
added to the todo list for next update, thanks for your input.
What? Nothing will be added or changed
Coderhire will be built into gmod where the 12 yearolds can buy the latest and greatest huds.
The future will be you stick your hand in the computer and Feel the sexy poses, and ten year olds setting your hand on fire with the ignite tool.
The shotgun will shoot daises and feathers.
Balloons will be replaced by really overweight ragdolls that pull all objects tword it.
Leaving a watermelon prop alone for tooooo long of a time will result in it exploding and summoning Male01,male03,female03,or female 06 for very obtuse reasons.
Baby models will spontaneously catch on fire if too many of them are present in a confined space, and summon a baby tornado given extreme population of baby model props. Also they will have their missing arm fixed.
The map size limit via the engine will be obliterated, but so will any hope of actually playing the game as a result.
Summoning Dog will instantly summon the cat model with full "hawt" feline running action while Dog chases it trying to lift it and throw it in any prop, with priority given to trash cans and dumpsters.
Gmod will be called Goify's crack addiction
A British narrator will introduce you to the various things in Gmod, who will then after it is all finish continue to criticize everything very cynically.
[quote]A British narrator will introduce you to the various things in Gmod, who will then after it is all finish continue to criticize everything very cynically.[/quote]
I don't know if he's actually British, but if Kevan Brighting did it, this would be fucking awesome
FIXED SHADOWS! PLEASE?
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