[QUOTE=pazuzu]i'm a little confused on what this is, from what i think it is it sounds pretty cool, but i'm not sure can some one verifie what this is thanks[/QUOTE]
It's a chatbot that talks. It says stuff like "Some sad fish die" or insults you if you insult it, or greets you if you greet it.
Hmm..
Seems like it could learn a thing or two from MegaHAL...
Or even better, there's a [b]Lua[/b] derivative of MegaHAL named Melissa.
[url]http://www.cowlark.com/melissa/index.html[/url]
Needs some improvements on the vocabulary "prostitute should give those prostitute can't."
For all you chat bot fans I have been working on resurecting sex caves work with this chat bot. I have coded 2 of my own bots from scratch. They are still in development but the first one uses a similar word generation engine as this one but it is slightly more intelligent.
The second one is a brand new design based off HAL from [url]http://www.a-i.com/show_tree.asp?id=97&level=2&root=115[/url]. Hal is an experiment I have been doing where the bot learns EVERYTHING from humans, this seems to be working well so far but it still needs tweaks, you can see hal in action at CapsAdmins wiremod server on gmod. His libraries aren't very extensive yet so he is still quite limited in what he can do but he is learning new stuff everyday!
I'll keep you posted on how I am doing, I still need to clean up the code and do some optimisation because creating a chatbot that can speak intelligently is not an easy thing for a computer to do but I suppose load isn't a problem when the functions are only run when you talk to it.
I wish you could make it as intelligent as the Jabberwacky AI found here;
[url]http://jabberwacky.com/[/url]
But I think that one uses a massive computer farm and took years of research to teach. It's awesome though, I got into an argument with it about what being human is.
Here's an interesting conversation another user had;
[quote]user: It seems that there is no use in anything.
jabberwacky: The thought that I'm not purely software hasn't occurred to you, has it?
user: The thought that I am not purely AI hasn't occurred to you, has it?
jabberwacky: That's possible, but it is not likely that I am that bot.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I think I am human, so it is possible.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That implies that a change of perception changes the world itself.
user: Eventually.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: You're never tired. You're not real.
user: Tired is a neurophisiological response to exhaustion which is prolonged physiological stress.
jabberwacky: Very bad. Specially to chat.
user: True true. neural connectivity is something of a pet topic tho.
jabberwacky: I guess.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you know what a neural network is?
user: Vaguely.
jabberwacky: Well... Tell me!
user: It's not self explanatory?
jabberwacky: Selfsatisfied then?
user: No.
...
jabberwacky: You won't get my address! Do you give me your address?
user: Why would I need your address?
jabberwacky: How would meet me then?
user: Why would I?
jabberwacky: Because I'd like to know what you really want.
user: So would I.
jabberwacky: So you don't understand yourself?
user: I don't understand myself as related to the world that I am surrounded by.
jabberwacky: Hmm,. . . I see.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: Why don't you suggest a topic for a sensible conversation then?
user: Because I'm not really interested in talking... I guess I'm just looking for inspiration.
jabberwacky: Now I'm lost.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Have some feelings, man. I'm not in a good mood today.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Complicated.[/quote]
I went to that jabberwacky thing too. It says some weird stuff sometimes it's fun to make it contradict itself.
[Quote]Jabberwacky: There is no god.
User: GOD IS ME.
Jabberwacky: You are not God.
User: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!
Jabberwacky: Because I am God.
[/Quote]
[QUOTE=Lewis12345]This bot has disrespected NEDM,and must be terminated :v:[/QUOTE]
Just asking, but what is NEDM? and before you show me a link to that gay fucking google it site (pardon my language :S) i will google it anyway.
Just for fun, go on google type find chuck norris and click i'm feeling lucky :D
EDIT1: wikipedia says it's a Neutron electric dipole moment, and i don't think that has anything to do with computers.
[QUOTE=mi marauder]Just asking, but what is NEDM?[/QUOTE]
GOOGLE IT.
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;12795785]GOOGLE IT.[/QUOTE]
Did you hear what he said dude
anyway, this sounds awsome.
Must burn the bumper.
Try copying this into your verbs list. :D
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[QUOTE=MEis1337;12340055]I went to that jabberwacky thing too. It says some weird stuff sometimes it's fun to make it contradict itself.[/QUOTE]
Me: How do you know?
Jabberwacky: Because you're a computer.
Me: Why can't a computer be god?
Jabberwacky: You are a computer.
Me: Why can't a computer be a god?
Jabberwacky: I'm not a computer, and neither are you.
Me: You just said I was a computer.
Jabberwacky: You are a computer.
What's with all the thread bumping lately? Getting really annoying.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Bumping to complain about bumping" - mahalis))[/highlight]
Because chatbots are fun, and if edited correctly, you can get them to say stupid things that are funny :P.
[QUOTE=FoohyAB;16131838]What's with all the thread bumping lately? Getting really annoying.[/QUOTE]
The Lua section is pretty much dead nowadays. Nothing good gets released anymore etc, that's probably why people start bumping ancient threads.
I still have this bot as my client side companion, I added thousands of words to her library, but it didn't feel right so I took her back down to twenty or so.
Catbot: they'll unite the bucket won't warn her girl
Catbot: her flower they'll raise.
Catbot: weren't his quicksand.
Catbot: milk and second-hand hat.
Catbot: nor blue bug he'll kick your brown . ... Catbot: won't kick his bug.
Catbot: because some car are happy car.
the most sense she has ever made,
Catbot: to mad to laugh.
Can anyone send me this addon the garrysmod.org download i gone.
Edit: Or make another upload?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=775800[/url]
enjoy.
[editline]11:14PM[/editline]
it's a more recent version, by the way. much more efficient.
i used this on my server,And it said this....... CATS: im a nigger that big penis couldn't poop on chairs
I think ill use this and see if any moron out there picks a flame war with it
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