[QUOTE=The Castro;34753023]Dukov's theme song[/QUOTE]
Careful you may summon Dukov instead.
[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;34753353][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/50169265/duel_district0038.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Your knees have ejaculated, freak of nature :v:
I dunno... I couldn't really think of much dialogue.. but n'yeah.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/50169265/formed.jpg[/img]
Don't worry, The doc can fix himself up afterwards. :v:
I had to stitch my face back together using my foot because both of my hands were broken.
It was the most interesting experience of my life.
[QUOTE=RyanH;34755286]Don't worry, The doc can fix himself up afterwards. :v:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/50169265/docrevive.jpg[/img]
dun worry guize its k
Had a fun chat last night.
[url]http://pastebin.com/bGQXCZxJ[/url]
I find it hilarious how he didn't catch onto you not caring untill 40 minutes into the conversation.
[QUOTE=The Castro;34753023][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2vWVa5oU6U[/media][/QUOTE]
You rang?
[QUOTE='Ninja Nub[NOR];34755760']Had a fun chat last night.
[url]http://pastebin.com/bGQXCZxJ[/url][/QUOTE]
he doesn't want to be ur friend anymore :(((((
Jacknife plots against us
You all have been warned.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;34758067]Jacknife plots against us
You all have been warned.[/QUOTE]
Oh no,
no
[B]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/B]
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;34758067]Jacknife plots against us
You all have been warned.[/QUOTE]
its that erotica he recently wrote isn't it
WELL THAT BASTARD WILL PAY FOR HIS WANNA-BE-ERY
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Who'd want to be you?
no one, stop being like me
[quote]THE FINISHER NIFE: When she awoke, hours later, she was tied to a wooden chair, leather straps on her hands and legs, bounding her to the chair, which was, unfortunately, nailed to the floor. She looked around, only her area was illuminated. It was at this point she realised she was completely naked. She cringed and curled her fingers and toes. A man came out from the shadows, naked except or a sparkly jockstrap covering his member. He was wearing a paper bag over his head, with the mouth and eye pieces cut out. This wasn’t the same man from the encounter, this man had green eyes.
From behind he grabbed a jockey whip and slapped it into his palm. He looked back at Turtlehead and forced himself upon her, kissing her, his tongue lashing at hers. He freed her hand, and with no hesitation she pulled his Jockstrap off and pulled at his rock hard penis. They were still kissing by the time she had 2 loads over her. He freed her from her chair as another man burst through the door. He had a mask on with a pinstriped suit. He marched over to the man and punched his balls. He then kicked the man in his shin. This new man looked a Turtle and gave her a bag of clothes. “Wear ‘em” he said. She followed him and the sun glared her eyes. She walked behind him. She instantly recognised him “Alekos?” He looked back and took his mask off, his chiselled features, his stubble, everything looked perfect, he bared his teeth at her, his green skin reflecting the light. They walked towards a flashy car, a black one, she wasn’t very good on cars, but she figured his money alone would earn him a fuck.
Dukov The Loli Master: wut
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hohoho...ho...ho....oh
as an expert i give it an 8/10
gold star
[URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/wFJYmF.png][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/wFJYmF.png[/IMG][/URL]
My Army's not dead!
[QUOTE=Jacknife;34758539][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiN6t7K7txw[/media]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24408168/eroticaprices.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the merch mission on SR3
[QUOTE=Minimole;34758528][URL=http://cubeupload.com/im/wFJYmF.png][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/wFJYmF.png[/IMG][/URL]
My Army's not dead![/QUOTE]
Ah , plastic surgery
God dammit, I'm never going to get a Gmod beta key. This time I got on within 30 minutes of the tweet, and all the keys were gone.
[QUOTE=fury_161;34759699]God dammit, I'm never going to get a Gmod beta key. This time I got on within 30 minutes of the tweet, and all the keys were gone.[/QUOTE]
Wait till the final product, that's what I normally do.
I'm working on a machinima, the features in the beta would really help me.
edit: fuck yeah, got one
Toranto is actually a really Beautiful place, I just spent most of the day Exploring the city.
where the hell is "Toranto"?
So last night, i just saw a woman like figure with a white robe hover fast across the window.
Too fast to actually see a face. like a blink.
And i'm still horrified to come to the room where the window was.
What the fuck.
I'm not joking.
I was fully awake and told jenkins about it.
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