AWESOME ADVENTURE - Ronald and the Unkown! (LET'S DO THIS)

[TheCastro]

Touch that glowing yellow thing!

[the-dutch-guy]

Convince him that you are his wife!

[brubru10]

pee on him

[RaptorRex199]

Summon a bannana storm.

[Domino]

[QUOTE=The Castro;19702994]Touch that glowing yellow thing![/QUOTE]

[Jiggle-Billy]

Goatse. It will scare anyone away.

[Spongmana]

Ask him on a date :smug:

That will scare him!

(Wow this is pretty epic, I expected otherwise in the beginning to be honest)

[69105]

[QUOTE=Inglorious Envy;19698395]Or pull out the pistol hidden inside your coat and pop 'em one in that yellow thing.[/QUOTE]

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Ha! Just kidding! KAPOW

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I think that did him in. Poor g-

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"Hark, I, Furious Crusader Knight of Christianity hath watched yea slay these poor citizens of the Empire! You are under arrest by the power invested in me!"

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Evidently this bondage chamber is actually a British Crusade garrison and now I'm being arrested for murder. Good job! I just can't thank you enough, can I?

[Vioxtar]

Ok, listen up.
(Btw I love these.)

1. Throw your hand against the sword strapped to that knight, and pull it open. Stick it in the knight's body, and kill him.

2. Steal the suit, and dress up as him. Once you have his disguise, get rid of the body.

3. Try and look around, and try to "power up" yourself using that Combine energy dispenser.

4. Find an exit, any given route. Keep the sword, of course.

Result:

You're now a heavily wanted man, disguised in the suit of a midevil knight, equipped with a deadly sword and awesome suit energy.

[CabooseRvB]

trip him and run, knights can't get up well with all that armor

[sottaly]

Shoot him with your finger gun and laugh like a maniac like jumping up and down.

[Cirtaboyz]

Kick him in his metal balls, then take his helmet and take a crap in it!

[SappinMyNick]

Resist arrest

[TheCastro]

Cut all of his limbs off, or take his sword.

[Joazzz]

Pay gold.

[GoldenGnome]

Resist Arrest.

[Moonsorrow]

Tell him the gray fox is hiding in that white barrel. If it works , run away. If it doesn't , type "tgm" in the console, and destroy his ass.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

Tell the knight that "Mr.Offscreen" did it. Trust me! It works ALL THE TIME!

[blooregardo]

Well, every British Crusade garrison has a designated motor pool. Run for the motor pool, steal a car, and escape.

[CabooseRvB]

Call in the FPM

[69105]

[QUOTE=Cirtaboyz;19708421]Kick him in his metal balls, then take his helmet and take a crap in it![/QUOTE]

euuuu KAPOW

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"Doth yea believe that yea could dent mine jewels? You make me laugh! Ha-ha-ha-HAW - You will now spend your days

in

the

DUNGEON

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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Eughhh...

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Ugg.....

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Well, now I'm in prison. I guess I'm lucky, though; I get the whole cell to myself! I see a bottle of whiskey on the floor. Who would've guessed!

[Bubz]

Squeeze through the bars.

[Kali]

Walk to the left, there's probably no bars there.

[69105]

[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;19711304]Walk to the left, there's probably no bars there.[/QUOTE]

Hey! You're right!

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What do I do now?

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

Exit the cell, then use your invisi-tie to make a rope of some sort, then see if you can get over the ledge with it.

[Santz]

Lure the prison guard(if there is any) with the whiskey bottle, when he comes close wack his ass, drink the whiskey, take his gun and go look for that bastard that put you in jail!

[69105]

[QUOTE=usaokay;19711493]Here's what you do...

Stroll out of that cell.[/QUOTE]

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I hear guards coming!

[jgerm529]

Find a baby
fuck the baby
???
profit

[jgerm529]

e-gad the baby is hiding in the toilet!

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damn broke mah automerge

[Santz]

[QUOTE=Santz;19711571]Lure the prison guard(if there is any) with the whiskey bottle, when he comes close wack his ass, drink the whiskey, take his gun and go look for that bastard that put you in jail![/QUOTE]

!!