AWESOME ADVENTURE - Ronald and the Unkown! (LET'S DO THIS)

[DrBones]

Hey, where's your axe?

[Santz]

Look! Its Kanye West on the right! Punch him for been an asshole!

[69105]

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20084496]Hey, where's your axe?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6015/ronaldce6.jpg[/img]

I don't own an axe. I'm a business professional.

[CabooseRvB]

Hail a taxi

[Deri102]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;20084701]Hail a taxi[/QUOTE]

Yeah, hail a taxi, but you don't hold down Y you tap it, and you accidently hijack the taxi, and you rage during a high speed pursuit.

[Half-Health]

Steal that pickup truck behind you and head for White Forest

[dekkdude]

Ask the man in the red hoodie where he is.

[Asphid_Jacka]

[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;20085830]Steal that pickup truck behind you and head for White Forest[/QUOTE]

This.

[Sin938]

Keep an eye out for hitmen.

[69105]

[QUOTE=Sin938;20086367]Keep an eye out for hitmen.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6015/ronaldce6.jpg[/img]

What hitmen? You're crazy.

[ChestyMcGee]

[QUOTE=69105;20086590]What hitmen? You're crazy.[/QUOTE]

But what about the hitmen who were hunting for Ronald in that splicer's adventure?

[Deri102]

Look out for the horny knight that you married

[CabooseRvB]

Steal the truck

[Thovex]

Bitchslap the fuck out of everyone.

[Asphid_Jacka]

[QUOTE=69105;20086590]What hitmen? You're crazy.[/QUOTE]

Stop choosing the retarded decisions, dammit.

[Half-Health]

I say again steal that pickup truck and drive to White Forest :v:

[the-dutch-guy]

Take the knife you hid in your pocket and start a fight.

[Entoros]

Either rob a bank or go skiing.

[bourgogne]

[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;20088351]I say again steal that pickup truck and drive to White Forest :v:[/QUOTE]

This

[TheCastro]

Break dance.....

again!

[Bandit Kitteh]

Take the truck in the back and drive to a stripper club.

A gay stripper club.

[Asphid_Jacka]

[QUOTE=Bandit Kitteh;20094423]Take the truck in the back and drive to a stripper club.[/quote]
Agree
[quote]A gay stripper club.[/QUOTE]
Disagree.

[Bandit Kitteh]

It's an idea. Either that or just ram random people on the highway.

[TheCastro]

Much better!

[blooregardo]

See that hottie in the playboy shirt? She's just [i]asking[/i] to be groped.

Don't make it awkward though, throw in some conversation first, then make your move.

[69105]

[QUOTE=blooregardo;20095921]See that hottie in the playboy shirt? She's just [i]asking[/i] to be groped.

Don't make it awkward though, throw in some conversation first, then make your move.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/707/ronaldcf1.jpg[/img]

Hey, baby...

[img]http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2319/ronaldcf2.jpg[/img]

[i]You have fucked up eyes.[/i] I like th-

[b]"HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!"[/b]

[img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6121/ronaldcf3.jpg[/img]

"That car is giving birth! Someone call a doctor!"

[img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6112/ronaldcf4.jpg[/img]

Oh, fffff----- birth!!! I'm remembering something!

[img]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5913/ronaldcf6.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6841/ronaldcf7.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3779/ronaldcf5.jpg[/img]

Hmmm.... What's it mean.... I've got it! I'm a doctor!

[img]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8893/ronaldcf8.jpg[/img]

Everyone, stand back! I'm a business professional.

[img]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8735/ronaldcf9.jpg[/img]

I have to assist this vehicle in purely erotic automobile birth but I'm having a hard time remembering the procedure. What do I do first?

[CabooseRvB]

open the hood, let her get some fresh air!

[Santz]

First tell the car to calm down, that everything its going to be alright!

[DICKFLIPMC60]

rev the engine until the car miscarriages or otherwise breaks her water

[B]Edit:[/B]

is it a she

[UserDerth]

Do all of the above.