Kill a cop and take his outfit, then attempt to arrest someone for their car and run.
[QUOTE=Zeekybomb343;16450722]Drop kick the other cop, steal his uniform, and use said uniform to confiscate that car.[/QUOTE]
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Well that didn't work...
(What now?)
Go to hospital and shout MEDIC over and over again.
beat the fuck out of a random bystander with a cinder block then shit on his corpse
Well that was dumb
2 screenshots only what?
Exactly. Two screenshots of you getting hit by a car.
Milk and cookies.
Drive to Police Department, go to the armory, steal guns, make an rampage in the PD, then leave PD :D
Yell "AARGH! MY F**KING LEGS!" so someone comes and tries to help you.
-If you're really hurt, accept his/her help
-if you're fine just run out of there and go to eat something! :D
Stare disgustedly at the driver of the car and say "Why the fuck did you run me over bitch! GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CAR OR I WILL POP A CAP IN YO AYS.
[quote=necrotic fever;16538675]go to hospital and shout medic over and over again.[/quote]
this.
Stand up perfectly fine, brush off any dirt.
Walk over to the cop and say "Ohhh baby i love a man in uniform" and lick his face.
drink arsenic
[QUOTE=madmanmad;16565519]Stand up perfectly fine, brush off any dirt.
Walk over to the cop and say "Ohhh baby i love a man in uniform" and lick his face.[/QUOTE]
This.
you weren't lying about it being shit
sue that driver's ass for running you over so you get some cash then go to the hospital to check if you dint break anything
[QUOTE=Hollow;16566871]sue that driver's ass for running you over so you get some cash then go to the hospital to check if you dint break anything[/QUOTE]
This
[QUOTE=Hollow;16566871]sue that driver's ass for running you over so you get some cash then go to the hospital to check if you dint break anything[/QUOTE]
But make sure you shout medic.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;16565519]Stand up perfectly fine, brush off any dirt.
Walk over to the cop and say "Ohhh baby i love a man in uniform" and lick his face.[/QUOTE]
This.
-Oh wait.
Pick up the shit next to the bin and throw it at the fire which would cause a cemical reaction and blow up and kill everyone...
Sue the driver.
Go to the nearest shoe store and order a large whopper, then when they tell you that it's a shoe store, claim at the top of your lungs that it is an outrage, then run screaming out the front door whilst waving your arms around above your head.
Also, rubber chicken. You know what to do.
Go to Holland.
You end up flying through the window, killing the driver, and flying out the other side of the car, thus landing perfectly safe on a sidewalk. The person driving the car was also a terrorist... you get a medal
punch his car until he gets out, and then steal it and drive off
poo on his car and rub it onto the cop
[QUOTE=TheXeon;16653358]poo on his car and rub it onto the cop[/QUOTE]
What are you, 10?
The driver pops out to apologize(or laugh at him), rip the driver's throat out, steal the car, run over the elderly cop, steal his .357, and shoot the bald cop who was in the middle of calling for backup.
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