Lizzer Adventures: A tail of Interactivity

[bloocobalt]

>Derk: Greet the town guard, he seems to be one of the few friends you still have, right?

[MrStevenWolfe]

Fine, head to the market.

Try to complete a task for the local Blacksmith, he might give you stuff (weapons/armor) as a reward!

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

[QUOTE=bloocobalt;42505264]>Derk: Greet the town guard, he seems to be one of the few friends you still have, right?[/QUOTE]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story12.jpg[/img]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story13.jpg[/Img]
>You wave at that town guard you've been talking at for weeks, well, you don't know his name, but you're sure you're friends!
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story14.jpg[/img]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story6.gif[/img]
>He awkwardly waves back
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story7.gif[/img]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story17.jpg[/img]
>What next?

[Zyler]

[QUOTE=MrStevenWolfe;42505270]Fine, head to the market.

Try to complete a task for the local Blacksmith, he might give you stuff (weapons/armor) as a reward![/QUOTE]

It's really the only option at this point. Hell who knows, you might try drawing a sign for someone and figure out you have a talent for calligraphy!

Also: >Guard: Tell the homeless aragonian that you used to be a murder-hobo like him, but then your wife made you get a real job.

[Slim Charles]

>Go to the whore house to get some wenches.

[MrStevenWolfe]

[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;42505494]>Go to the whore house to get some wenches.[/QUOTE]

There might be a skooma/ale/cheese induced horror story related to getting wenches, might be a bad idea

[Blooper Reel]

Accost the town idiot.

Make that bastard pay.

[Zyler]

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;42505563]Accost the town idiot.

Make that bastard pay.[/QUOTE]

What if YOU (as in the player character) are the town idiot?

[MrStevenWolfe]

[QUOTE=Zyler;42505581]What if YOU (as in the player character) are the town idiot?[/QUOTE]

Then we would accost ourselves...

We would then end up the leader of a small terrorist cell bent on destroying the "Political Fat Cats" because our followers think we are the Argonian equivalent of Tyler Durden.

that would be [I]awesome[/I]

[Pardalis]

Derk: Wonder why your belt is painted on your clothes, then consult nearby townspeople for shitty jobs to do.

OP: Resize pictures to something reasonable like 600px horizontal before uploading. (am I the only one who thinks they're way too large for the content they have)

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;42505648]OP: Resize pictures to something reasonable like 600px horizontal before uploading. (am I the only one who thinks they're way too large for the content they have)[/QUOTE]

I will keep that in mind, on the other hand, it's 5AM here, so I am going to bed :v:
Expect a bigger and better update tommorow

[Zyler]

[QUOTE=MrStevenWolfe;42505597]
We would then end up the leader of a small terrorist cell bent on destroying the "Political Fat Cats" because our followers think we are the Argonian equivalent of Tyler Durden.
[/QUOTE]

>Derk: begin to rationalize your conspiracy theory that the entire world is run by overweight khajiits.

[Jeffrey96]

>Derk: Get yourself out of those thick rags that seem to be attached to your skin.

[JPsRcE]

>Derk: Realise that your impotency is becoming a problem and you must go see the nearest Mage for sexual healing.

[the tee]

>Derk: MOVE. 100 METERS. NORTH.

[MrStevenWolfe]

[QUOTE=JPsRcE;42508161]>Derk: Realise that your impotency is becoming a problem and you must go see the nearest Mage for sexual healing.[/QUOTE]

Now now, this isn't Corruption of Champions!

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

>The guard runs off for whatever reason.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story18.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story17.jpg[/IMG]
Oh well.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story19.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;42505494]>Go to the whore house to get some wenches.[/QUOTE]

>You get some wenches at the whore house
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story20.jpg[/IMG]
>And then you realize you're way too broke and insecure to even consider doing that, provided you even did have money.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story21.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Zyler;42507176]>Derk: begin to rationalize your conspiracy theory that the entire world is run by overweight khajiits.[/QUOTE]
You've always disliked khajiit, and lately, you've been theorizing that they might be conspiring to ruin your job oppurtunities in town.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story22.jpg[/IMG]
You dismiss the thought, however, you really need to find some work.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story23.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Jeffrey96;42507329]>Derk: Get yourself out of those thick rags that seem to be attached to your skin.[/QUOTE]
But those are your only clothes, and you'd rather want to keep them on.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story24.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=MrStevenWolfe;42505270]head to the market.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zyler;42505400]It's really the only option at this point. Hell who knows, you might try drawing a sign for someone and figure out you have a talent for calligraphy!
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=the tee;42508184]>Derk: MOVE. 100 METERS. NORTH.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story25.jpg[/IMG]
Well, the market is pretty close, may as well go there.

>You start walking to the market
(and I'll do that part tommorow[sp]whenever i get to it[/sp])
(remember to make suggestions and such)

[Minilandstan]

I'm not gonna bother asking why you have that one model in particular, but I've got some people to beat up.

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

Well all the models shown so far have either been hacked/ported/faceposed by me, or publically released on either steam workshop or by ooga.

[Minilandstan]

Yeah but I don't even have you on my friends list, you one creepy guy

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

What do you even mean.

[Tbonemeister]

i think hes made because he thinks you let his geckos out of the fishtank or something

[Jacknife]

i think hes trying to say you stole it/using it without permission

even though i saw the wip images and i'm pretty sure lots of others did.

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

Yeah I mean I shove my wip pictures at everybody :v:

[Minilandstan]

I mean I honestly don't care, I'm glad somebody posed me for once :v:

And you know you loved it Jacknife.

[Jacknife]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;42512643]I mean I honestly don't care, I'm glad somebody posed me for once :v:[/QUOTE]

it's not you though.

[editline]13th October 2013[/editline]

i saw wip images of it being hacked
just because you have an argonian skin doesn't mean it's "you"

[Minilandstan]

[QUOTE=Jacknife;42512650]it's not you though.

[editline]13th October 2013[/editline]

i saw wip images of it being hacked
just because you have an argonian skin doesn't mean it's "you"[/QUOTE]

I was asking because the red skin wasn't a default skin for Ooga's argonian models. There were like, brown ones, and green ones, and light blue ones, but no red ones.

The one I have is a custom one.

And I was referring to this [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story20.jpg]picture[/url] on the right.

[Jacknife]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;42512674]I was asking because the red skin wasn't a default skin for Ooga's argonian models. There were like, brown ones, and green ones, and light blue ones, but no red ones.[/QUOTE]

what are you even talking about? Derk is green.

[editline]13th October 2013[/editline]

uh okay but thats a female

[Minilandstan]

Then i'm super confused, but alright.

And jacknife calm yo tits.

[Jacknife]

also please stop
back on topic;

>Look at stalls in the market that have massively inflated prices and try to seem confident