[QUOTE=minilandstan;42512674]I was asking because the red skin wasn't a default skin for Ooga's argonian models. There were like, brown ones, and green ones, and light blue ones, but no red ones.
The one I have is a custom one.
And I was referring to this [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story20.jpg]picture[/url] on the right.[/QUOTE]
that red skin was a default on ooga's though
at least on the females
When Derk gets to the market, see if he can complete a quest for the Blacksmith, or the Wizard's Guild(every major city in high fantasy should have one, our heroes generic city might as well). But try to do something simple, we don't have any gear, after all!
Say, does our guy know about any stash of weapons/armor/cash? He may not have pockets, but we (the players) might have missed something obvious...
>You start marching towards the market
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story26.jpg[/img]
>And to that end, you jump into a nearby back alley shortcut
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story31.jpg[/img]
>But sadly, you misjugded the fall distance, and fell flat on your face, great job, champ.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story27.jpg[/img]
>However, you get over the fall quickly, and get up to brush the dirt off your nice new high resolution™ clothes!
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story28.gif[/img]
>But while you were brushing the dirt off your clothes, a mugger snuck up on you!
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story29.jpg[/img]
>You manage to scramble into a fighting stance before the mugger gets a chance to attack
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story30.jpg[/img]
>What next?
[sp]remember, Derk is a warrior[/sp]
grab the mugger's crotch, he should be taken off guard, however, he will attack your hands as a reflex, take them away quickly so he stabs himself, then kick the knife in further then uppercut his face, steal his hat and bargain for bitches with it
> Derk: Disarm the man then stab him in the throat, cleaning up Tamriel one hobo at a time!
Talk your problems out and offer him coffee
[B]then destroy him[/B]
Use "Wheaton's Vicious Cock-Punch of Furious Anger"
That'll show the fucker for sneaking up on you!
kiss him
Grab his Dagger wrist, twist it so the knife falls out, and knee him in the diaphragm or somewhere vital. Then take the dagger for yourself if needed. (sell it for some scratch too)
> DERK. ENGAGE. THAT. MUGGER. JUST UP AHEAD.
What do we have to roll to hit the guy?
[QUOTE=mralexs;42648274]What do we have to roll to hit the guy?[/QUOTE]
d20.
I just realized how much more sense these posts make while drunk.
disarm mugger by a distraction knock him out steal all his stuff and stash it somewhere. drag him to that guard your supposed to be friend's with and see if the mugger has a reward on his head. collect the reward if there is any then go and retrieve the loot you stashed and sell what you don't need at the market
results
strength + (from incapacitating and dragging the mugger round town trying to find that one guard)
sneaky skill + (from looting,detracting the mugger)
money + (from the loot,sale of stolen goods,reward for turning in the criminal)
weaponry + (the knife the mugger was holding)
new outfit + (the poor devil now heel freeze in jail unless he get's comfy with his cell mate. crime don't pay)
wat
I think ninja forgot about this...
or he is busy with other things
[QUOTE=MrStevenWolfe;42716969]I think ninja forgot about this...[/QUOTE]
trust me, he's working on it.
in fact i've got something special planned for this~
(just gotta get some model work done and such)
I am also helping with model stuff so I am also to blame, sorry gents.
i'm there for really bad morale and no help whatsoever
[QUOTE=Jacknife;42579137]grab the mugger's crotch, he should be taken off guard, however, he will attack your hands as a reflex, take them away quickly so he stabs himself, then kick the knife in further then uppercut his face, steal his hat and bargain for bitches with it[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bloocobalt;42579178]> Derk: Disarm the man then stab him in the throat, cleaning up Tamriel one hobo at a time![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=J!NX;42579187]Talk your problems out and offer him coffee
[B]then destroy him[/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrStevenWolfe;42589222]Use "Wheaton's Vicious Cock-Punch of Furious Anger"
That'll show the fucker for sneaking up on you![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;42589333]kiss him[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=VaciliNikoMav;42589464]Grab his Dagger wrist, twist it so the knife falls out, and knee him in the diaphragm or somewhere vital. Then take the dagger for yourself if needed. (sell it for some scratch too)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=the tee;42597091]> DERK. ENGAGE. THAT. MUGGER. JUST UP AHEAD.[/QUOTE]
>You contemplate the various types of attack
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story32.jpg[/IMG]
>However, while you contemplate attacking, the beggar stabs you
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story33.jpg[/IMG]
>Welp.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story34.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story35.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story36.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story37.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story38.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]oh[/editline]
>You are now Derk Canigulus, the year is 2018, you are a private investigator, but you haven't had a job in ages.
>You wake up, feeling terrible due to a bad hangover and weird dreams
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story40.jpg[/img]
>What next?
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story41.jpg[/img]
Put on your pants.
>You put your pants on
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story41_2.jpg[/img]
>You are feeling an intense craving for coffee
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story42.jpg[/img]
>What next?
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/44650710/story43.jpg[/img]
> Realize that halloween was two days ago and that you should probably take off your questionable costume.
turn on the lamp
buy new clothes because damn gurl you be looking like a fashion ~disaster~~~~
Go to the fridge and look for something, anything, to have for what is technically lunch, but with your fucked sleep schedule might as well be breakfast.
Get some breakfast-bacon and eggs, or just some milk and cereal...
Find your Dream Diary and pen in this latest cheese-induced randomness.
Then indulge in coffee.
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