You are GOD. You CREATED the KNOWN UNIVERSE, amongst OTHER THINGS. [you know the drill]

[Lycanthorph]

Do a [b]RICK ROLL[/b].While they are confused,grab [b]PIXEL[/b] and run through [b]THE DOOR[/b].

[MurderZ]

Tell them you have [B]BALLS OF STEEL[/B] and hope that this either intimidates [B]THEM[/B] enough to give you [B]THEIR WEAPONS[/B], or confuses [B]THEM[/B] long enough for you to steal [B]THEM[/B].

[goluffy]

Wake up.

[GoldenGnome]

[QUOTE=MurderZ;29723177]Tell them you have [B]BALLS OF STEEL[/B] and hope that this either intimidates [B]THEM[/B] enough to give you [B]THEIR WEAPONS[/B], or confuses [B]THEM[/B] long enough for you to steal [B]THEM[/B].[/QUOTE]

By the time you've composed yourself, the [b]SHADY CHARACTERS[/b] have already made [B]SHORT WORK[/b] of the [B]GANG MEMBER[/B] and the [B]OPRESSIVE POLICE OFFICER[/b]. They are pointing their respective [b]DREAM WEAPONRY[/B] at you.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/648eZ.jpg[/img]

You proclaim audaciously that you have [b]TESTICLES OF IRON-CARBON ALLOY[/b] in an attempt to intimidate, awe, rebuke, and/or stump your assailants. [b]PIXEL[/b] merely continues growling to little effect.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Fy3z6.jpg[/img]

The [b]ALPHA CHARACTER[/b] seems to have called your bluff.

[i]"I'm calling your bluff."[/i]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FL8m4.jpg[/img]

He fires! [b]ALPHA CHARACTER[/b] has engaged a [b]COMBAT TECHNIA![/b] [b]BELOW THE BELT: ASPECT OF THE TYSON![/b] He fires a shot right at your crotch! You engage an [B]ADRENAL SCHEMA: PARTYMAN'S PUSHOUT![/b] The bullet ricochets wildly off your [b]TESTICLES OF IRON-CARBON ALLOY[/b] and into the neck of a [b]BETA CHARACTER[/b]!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/q6xw9.jpg[/img]

[highlight]CRITICAL HIT[/HIGHLIGHT][B]!!![/B]!![I]![/I]!! You've slain a [b]BETA CHARACTER[/b]! You abscond with his toward the [b]UNAPPEALING DOOR[/b] while the remaining [b]ALPHA AND BETA CHARACTERS[/b] try to figure out [b]WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.[/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/tBhZQ.jpg[/img]

As you speed toward the [b]DOOR[/b], you begin to wonder what is behind it!

[u]Well, what or where is behind the door?[/u]

[Minilandstan]

It leads to [b]Riochet[/b].

Your [b]best creation[/b] you have [highlight]EVER MADE[/highlight].

[Hyperion]

Balls of steel.

[Hollywood SN]

It leads to...

[b]
DUKE NUKEM, HE HAS BALLS OF STEEL, AND HE'S THERE TO SAVE YOU.[/b]

[Nanamil]

This thread is awesome.

[Zupinata]

It leads to a [b]Alley[/b] way with [b]drug[/b] dealers, & [b]Hobos[/b]

[Smartlord]

It leads to a [b]Men's Restroom[/b] in which there is a [b]hobo[/b], [b]ninja[/b], and [b]a random assortment of foods and weapons.[/b]