scream: marco!
then he needs to wake up and say polo
On your knees
[QUOTE=Chaos Kiwi;5486129]>Steal his hat. Scouts are possessive.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stinkosar;5486195]But if none of that crap works, just carry him over your shoulder until you find another person.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=coverop;31900247]Slap him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=minilandstan;31901071]Take off his hat and wait for him to get all butthurt about where it is.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LongJohnKiller;31901295]Pinch his nose. He has to wake up then.
Edit: Since he snores, let me re-word that; cut off his air supply. THEN he'll wake up.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Reno360;31903968]Slap him in the face with the flat side of your axe.
Go for a home run.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=gnome_kitten;31904158]Switch hats.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;31905734]Inform him of the presence of a rather large rainbow in the sky.[/QUOTE]
[i]What did you say about not being rude not too long ago?
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/77.jpg[/img]
You want to wake him up but you're going to do this in a proper, non-upsetting way.[/i]
[QUOTE=jakeabbott96;31901232]Remove bra.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CrzyMLC;31904039]Tease him.
Huehueheuhue[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The89thAlt;31905815]His face in boobs. That will wake him up.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Long Man;5486708]put his head on your chest, the sound of a heartbeat is sure to get him going.[/QUOTE]
[i]Oh come ON!
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/78.jpg[/img]
You're willing to go pretty far but not THAT far, you don't want him to think you want to... well... you're just not going to do it.[/i]
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;31900377]Give him the kiss of life.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cony the Pony;5486068]Try kissing him, that always works in fairy tales right?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/79.gif[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/80.jpg[/img]
[i]Now that you mention it... your dad used to tell you stories of princes waking up beautiful women with just a kiss...
Maybe it works the other way around as well... not that you find the scout particularly attractive.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/81.gif[/img]
[b]WHAT THE?![/b]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/83.gif[/img]
Where did he go? You could've sworn he was still asleep just a second ago...
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/82.gif[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/84.jpg[/img]
Not a few moments after you lost him he bumps against you and starts talking... really... really fast...
[B]"Well howdy there beautiful, what brings you here on this fine day? They call me Half-Hour Henry. Wanna know why? I'll tell you why.
I sleep 23 and a half hours a day so I save up as much energy as I can so that when I AM awake I'm pretty much the fastest man on the planet, save for the Flash of course.
Do you read the Flash? He's pretty much my hero, great fella that guy."[/B]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/85.jpg[/img]
...what?[/i]
Axe him a question.
say you like wonderwoman more...
Say anything. Unbeknowest to you it comes out as a muffled rasp because of your asbestos-lined gasmask.
Be half hour henry.
Obviously he's not worth the relationship value. He just admitted [I]he's the fastest man on the planet.[/I]
Tell him you're not interested. At least, not for now.
Second fastest man alive eh?
Quickly! Grab onto his coattails and lets be away!
ADVENTURE!
Ask him about finding a ranged weapon
[FLAMESTARTER] Be half hour henry.
[HHH] talk at length about the flash while leading the new recruit to meet the rest of the team.
Tell the good lad you are looking for the leader of the red team so you can uhh, get to work *nods really fast in succession 5 times*
Ask him about the other red team members.
Slap him. if that doesn't work, kick him in the nads.. XD
Go to the resupply room.
Steal his hat, it is obviously a huge part of his ego.
Do a piggyback ride to the resupply room.
[QUOTE=gnome_kitten;31906779]Be half hour henry.[/QUOTE]
[i]You are now Half-Hour Henry.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/86.gif[/img]
You've spent the last 23 hours and 17 minutes sleeping until this strangely dressed woman came and woke you up.
Not that you mind, you're a rather big fan of women, and the Flash, did you mention you really really like the Flash?
Just before you talked to her you also had about 15 cups of coffee back in the base to make up for the 13 minutes of sleep you could've had if this woman hadn't come along.
You feel perfectly fine... yep... just fine.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/87.gif[/img]
There must be something wrong with this woman person though, she's been talking in slow-motion about all kinds of stuff for what you think must've been a few hours now.
You simply nod and pretend that you understand EVERYTHING while you try not to stare at her chest.[/i]
[QUOTE=lomein;31907304][HHH] talk at length about the flash while leading the new recruit to meet the rest of the team.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stinkosar;5487321]>H-H-H: Superspeed tour and only say irrelevant, speed related, things.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chaos Kiwi;5487916]>Triple H: Explain every part of the Flash's backstory[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Long Man;5488874]Henry: Tell your life story. in 6 seconds flat.[/QUOTE]
[i]Oh man, wouldn't you love to do all of those things, you love the Flash, you love speed, you also love the Flash... did you mention the Flash yet?
Anyway, you simply don't have the time right now, time is short after all and you need to spend it on important matters.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/88.gif[/img]
You tell the strangely dressed woman that you'd love to chat but you have a rather busy day ahead of you, as you planned to read all your comic books to make sure you have every Flash fact memorized.
However...
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/89.jpg[/img]
She looks like she's part of your team though, and she missed this morning's briefing you didn't attend to because you were sleeping, you're pretty sure it was the same briefing they always give anyway.
You're willing to give a quick rundown of said briefing and a few Flash facts if she defeats you in battle, you sure love a friendly battle before you go read your comic books.
You ask if she accepts.[/i]
HHH: Dash on over to the supply cabinet real quick and fetch the fine lady a flamethrower and a shotgun.
Or just recommend her some good flash comics for non-flash readers, either is good.
FS: Tell him that you think the flash sucks just to see his reaction.
[QUOTE=Reno360;31919618]BATTLE TIME!
HHH-Flash Fact Barrage
Brain Breaker!
FS-Bash the Flash
Emotional Crit![/QUOTE]
For some reason bash the flash made me go BASH THE FASH ANTI-FA ANTI-FA!
[QUOTE=usaokay;31917894]Poke her breast. She might be a spy.[/QUOTE]
[i]Way ahead of you, matey.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/90.jpg[/img]
You've touched her sweet bosom at least 14 times already without her noticing... or was it 15? You're not really keeping track.
You're almost convinced she's not a spy.[/i]
[QUOTE=Reno360;31919618]BATTLE TIME![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stinkosar;5489125]>Flamestarter: Oh thank [I]god[/I]! He finally stopped! Agree to light him on fire.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Long Man;5489310]>Flamestarter: Agree, you are dying to AXE him a a few questions about this place anyway.[/QUOTE]
[i]You are now Flamestarter again.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/91.jpg[/img]
You've been chatting with Henry for the last few minutes, it's kinda hard to keep up with his speech but you're managing fairly well.
Also your breasts kinda hurt a bit... but you bet that's unrelated to what's going on.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/92.jpg[/img]
You agree with his proposition, perhaps you can finally get working once you're briefed.
Henry says he'll need to get something before the battle, he'll be back in a flash... get it? Back in a flash?
You get it.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/93.jpg[/img]
You kinda just look around for a bit while he's off, shouldn't take too lo-...
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/94.gif[/img]
HOLY CRAP WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT THING?!
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/95.jpg[/img]
Henry tells you not to worry, it's only an injector for your battle chip, something new the folks at the IT section thought up.
It will only sting for a little bit, you won't feel a thing.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/96.gif[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14733079/A%20New%20Heat/97.gif[/img]
He lied...[/i]
Hey Henry, if you're so fast, why can't you just speed straight into the BLU Base's intel room and steal and cap it in a few seconds?
Ask for some pain pills so it does not hurt as much!
Grab axe, hit leg. Then we wont be so damn fast!
Get up and grab onto your new Light Cycle the chip is making you see. Then proceed to race him.
HHH: Check your inventory.
[FS] pick yourself up and find the rest of the team
[HHH] offer firestarter some Bonk
I bet the chip works like a pip boy, turn on some snazzy music.
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