Kick him in the face, then tie him to your arm as a shield.
God Damn, It's Awesome!
That kid gotta rape Jesss, Then that pink guy can take the kid as a pet ^______^
Take his arms rip them off then slap him with them until he sleeps.
Throw Lil' Bacon at him, so you can get the bat and go on
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;31675460]Throw Lil' Bacon at him, so you can get the bat and go on[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dvaderv2;31671025]I don't really think Pig Luv would want to throw his beloved pig...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dvaderv2;31675841]I don't really think Pig Luv would want to throw his beloved pig...[/QUOTE]
He threw it once
Just wondering, where can I get those argonian soldiers?
So wait, this story is about two lesbians and a pink Spartan with a pig?
In that case, I say that you give the child a wedgie.
[QUOTE=TCB;31681614]So wait, this story is about two lesbians and a pink Spartan with a pig?
In that case, I say that you give the child a wedgie.[/QUOTE]
They're not lesbians they're sisters :v:
Can't they be lesbian sisters?
I mean a little incest never hurt anybody...
[QUOTE=minilandstan;31682985]Can't they be lesbian sisters?
I mean a little incest never hurt anybody...[/QUOTE]
Except the victims of their murderous, retarded children...
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;31675907]He threw it once[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but if you know that, you'll also know that it was followed by the pig suffering a semi-mortal wound, and Pig Luv's car getting illegally obtained by a reasonably old fellow on the side of the road.
So I don't think he'll be wanting to throw the pig this time round.
[editline]12th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=minilandstan;31682985]Can't they be lesbian sisters?
I mean a little incest never hurt anybody...[/QUOTE]
...Unless it happens to be their adopted children.
And for the record, they're not lesbians. Hairybastard is the guy who started this comic and updates it, so his word is the law.
Alright, they aren't lesbians.
[b]They're bi-sexual[/b]
Spanking the kid in gif format it is!
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/strip5.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/frame1gif.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/strip6.png[/IMG]
Remember, you have inventory items! You can always use them. You can also add stuff to your inventory.
You [b]FOOL[/b]. That's a ray gun battery! Now it's gonna self destruct or something.
I dunno, maybe it'll just backfire in 5 responses or something 'cause you left it on.
Well first fix your dick, that's the main reason you're here.
Then search around.
It was the only battery model I could find :(
Well thank bloo when he gets back from boot camp.
For now, adventure!
Cast a spell over the girls for some sister lesbian action. Also enchant your car to make it more badass.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;31690154]You [b]FOOL[/b]. That's a ray gun battery! Now it's gonna self destruct or something.
I dunno, maybe it'll just backfire in 5 responses or something 'cause you left it on.
Well first fix your dick, that's the main reason you're here.
Then search around.[/QUOTE]
Isn't a ray gun battery more awesome than a standard battery?
Oh, and it might be worth refreshing us on which character has which inventory items.
Eat the device.
Fix your premature ejaculation issue, then cast a spell over the girls so you can have a threesome with them.
Search for guns or something, then move on.
*Rape the girls*
[QUOTE=halflambada;31044954]show your male dominance by asking her to have casual sex with you[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=EmRA;31507227]Have some casual sex with the new chick[/QUOTE]
In case there is any power left, test it's offensive potential at the kid.
Make sure you have more batteries, just in case that one goes out...
give your piggy laser eyes and the ability to fly
Try to fix your penis one more time.
[QUOTE=Roof;31700328]Try to fix your penis once more time.[/QUOTE]
This.
Also, go eyelander and blow up the nearest building while a thunderstorm is formed around you. WOOAHHHH WOOAHHH WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
[QUOTE=Roof;31700328]Try to fix your penis one more time.[/QUOTE]
He fixed his dickiebird very early on in the comic.
But yeah, the healing magic might have worn off after all that fighting, gambling etc.
Point the wand at the chicks and see what happens.
[QUOTE=dvaderv2;31715568]He fixed his dickiebird very early on in the comic.
But yeah, the healing magic might have worn off after all that fighting, gambling etc.[/QUOTE]
No his dick wasn't fixed, wand had no batteries last time he tried
[editline]13th August 2011[/editline]
Im prettyt drunk atm, should I continue it now? my grammar is still good!
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