• The motherfucking INTERACTIVE story of Pig luv<3
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[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/intermission1.gif[/IMG] Keep the suggestions comin' tho, i'll continue this when I wake up.
Use the door
majesticallly break into dance and name the pig hankercheif and the woman pickle then proceed message your mustache that suddenly appeared
Go to club and get drunk, then face a rival and do some epic dance battle!
Steal her money after you get the batteries.
Unlock the door with your key to proceed out of the room. When you get out, introduce yourself and your pig, Piggy McBaconPants. Her name should be Linh, 'cause she kinda look like something from a manga :P
Do what the title says already and make love to pig.
Pelvic thrust your way through the glass thats behind you, once inside ask the woman her name and when she is about to say it interrupt her and mention that your pigs name is Sgt. Bacon bits. I can't think of a witty name for her.
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[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;31055375][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/entername.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ziminvader;31047828]Use the door[/QUOTE] Intermission over! I'm back. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter20.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter21.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter22.png[/IMG]
Vuvuzela the shit out of him
Get Tits McGlory to seduce the robot as a distraction, making time for Pig-luv to sneak past the robot. Who needs women anyways?
[QUOTE=Angry Frenchman;31069726]Vuvuzela the shit out of him[/QUOTE] this.
Use the key you took with you, you will find a key slot on the back of the robot, put it in and turn it off?
[QUOTE=Angry Frenchman;31069726]Vuvuzela the shit out of him[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter23.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter24.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter25.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter26.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter27.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter28.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter29.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter30.png[/IMG]
The boxes. Thats one of the choices right?
Okay something went wrong when I tried to post. I would allow the boxes to be an option, but they are stuck to the ground so, no.
Ride piggy! Or go for the sport car its color blends well with your tactical pink camo.
Take the scooter, ride with pride.
Take the fagio.
Get the scooter, then Pig can ride on the handlebars =]
Scooter.
Who the fuck needs any of those? Your pig is your noble steed.
Use the vuvuzela to transform your pig into a Pegasus. Red car by the way.
Why not take all of them? TRANSFORMED!
Going with the red one. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter31.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter32.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter33.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter34.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter35.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter36.png[/IMG] Sorry for the boring update.
Go beat the shit out of the lesbians outside with the wand.
Rape everyone. [b] RAPE.[/b] [h2] EVERYONE.[/h2] [editline]12th July 2011[/editline] RAPE. EVERYONE.
That ketchup bottle is placed there for a reason, figure out the best way to use it.
[QUOTE=McTbone;31075977]That ketchup bottle is placed there for a reason, figure out the best way to use it.[/QUOTE] Combine this and Aarons.
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