[b]Make your new quest to find the old man and kill him[/b]
Activate the auto destruct you had installed in the car (for the rare occasion it might get stolen), and blow up the old man. Of course, a new car will be air dropped near your location for convenience.
What mini said.
Also,
Pig asshole
Dropkick through the window of a car that is passing by.
Its obvious really.
Ride the pig.
[QUOTE=EliteMohawk;31103416]Try and hitch a ride off a passing car.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bloocobalt;31103700]Then proceed to steal the car that you hitched a ride on.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/layout31.png[/IMG]
The cycle never ends.
And thus, with the trio departing, the cycle continues...
Also, you are surrounded by corn, corn, corn, and corn. Stuff that pig full of corn! Trust me, it's good for curing wounds and especially good when he dies so you can eat a tasty pig!
Your powered armor most likely contains a vile that contains a deus ex machina to heal the piggy.
Take little bacon to the vet emergency room, have them stabilize his condition, then take him and run before they have a chance to ask you about payment.
[B]Edit:[/B]
Use the woman's frying pan on the vet doctor after little bacon is alright, then make your escape.
[B]If little bacon dies, you know what to use the frying pan with.[/B]
feed him lots of delicious corn
Sell the car, it looks expensive and you probably don't need it anymore.
Use the money to get little bacon to a vet and check him out.
Because 'lil bacon is everything to you
Get Tits Mcglory to seduce the vet so he treats Little Bacon for a hot treat.
Ill contniue this tomorrow, a bit tipsy atm so dont think it wuld be a good idea
NO
NOW IS THE BEST TIME
YOU ARE AT YOUR PRIME
[QUOTE=Hairybastard;31123316]Ill contniue this tomorrow, a bit tipsy atm so dont think it wuld be a good idea[/QUOTE]
Nah man, its per-
[QUOTE=halflambada;31123377]NO
NOW IS THE BEST TIME
YOU ARE AT YOUR PRIME[/QUOTE]
What he said.
Find Batteries for your wand and use it on your pig.
Sacrifice your power armor and give it to the pig, thus saving it.
EDIT
...Somehow.
Sell Tits into slavery to pay the hospital bill.
[QUOTE=bloocobalt;31105077]Take little bacon to the vet emergency room, have them stabilize his condition, then take him and run before they have a chance to ask you about payment.
[B]Edit:[/B]
Use the woman's frying pan on the vet doctor after little bacon is alright, then make your escape.
[B]If little bacon dies, you know what to use the frying pan with.[/B][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/layout41.png[/IMG]
For this particular update your only options are [B]YES OR NO[/B]
YES
YES.
[editline]15th July 2011[/editline]
Anything to save Lil' Bacon.
Wait, put a drop of it on your finger and place it on the clerk.
If she doesn't explode or die upon touch, then give it to pork chop.
Do whatever you can doctor! Save that piggy!
Yes.
And steal the serum once he's done, sell it, and make billions.
YES
Yes,Then offer the vet to come with you on an adventure because Vets can come in handy and if anything fucks up with Lil' Bacon then he could help.
yes
[QUOTE=F T;31141436]YES.
[editline]15th July 2011[/editline]
Anything to save Lil' Bacon.[/QUOTE]
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMX9nOnlPdY[/MEDIA]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/layout5.png[/IMG]
You're in a car, bitch, [b]RUN EM OVER.[/b]
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