*Uses arm to block sword, as sword hits, cuts away at the fake skin, reveling a tungsten carbide cybernetic skeleton*
*Looks around and starts laughing*
*puts sword in holster and hugs demonic.*
*hugs Bubz back, with metallic armor still active*
*whispers in dems ear*
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."
[QUOTE=Bubz;19317023]*whispers in dems ear*
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."[/QUOTE]
*Whispers into bubz's ear*
"Neither am I."
[editline]08:56PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Butthurter;19317042]*walks away slowly out of the room with a sad face while in the nude*[/QUOTE]
*See's butthurter and and tries to get to her*
*glances at butthurters ass while she walks away*
"Dat ass"
*Tells dem to look and get that thing*
[QUOTE=Bubz;19317056]*glances at butthurters ass while she walks away*
"Dat ass"
*Tells dem to look and get that thing*[/QUOTE]
*Turns around while running backwards*
"That's what I'm doing!"
*Watches dem and butthurter do it*
*limped penis*
[QUOTE=Butthurter;19317065]"Fuck me, sideways."[/QUOTE]
*Jumps on butthurter and does just that*
*calls 911 after dems veins ripped when he was fuckin her sideways knowing theres no spot to put it in.*
[editline]12:01AM[/editline]
"my friends penis broke send halp now!"
*Panics as blood squirts everywhere*
*Says very slowly...*
"I... Hope... this moment... lasts... forever..."
*Police and Medics come in*
"Did somebody call 911?"
*They immediately strip there clothing as they are strippers.*
"Oops wrong 911."
*says very drowsily*
"Why did... you call... the wrong... number?"
"The only way to fix this Dem, is if you put it in my ass"
My ass was manicured by god and he used speshel potion that cures illnesses and wounds.
*looks at bubz*
"I got no other alternative..."
*Puts it into bubs*
*Demdem is all better*
*Pulls it out, bigger and cleaner then it came in, and without any bleeding*
"Hey butthurter! I'm ready!"
These 5 people really love our story.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;19317284]*Wishes she could get out of the car full of strippers driving her to a whore house*[/QUOTE]
*Uses new super power in penis called "rocket man" and flies towards car*
*gets on his horse*
"Take a look at my horse, my horse is amazing."
[QUOTE=Bubz;19317315]*gets on his horse*
"Take a look at my horse, my horse is amazing."[/QUOTE]
"You must follow me bubz! I cannot save her on my own!"
*Me follows dem to butthurter*
*Me jumps into her story plot and grabs her and teleports back to Optimistic Mansion*
*traks them both down*
"Don't worry... Just lay down.. Sleep for now.. It'll be okay tomorrow.."
[QUOTE=Bubz;19317459]"Don't worry... Just lay down.. Sleep for now.. It'll be okay tomorrow.."[/QUOTE]
*Jumps through window where bubz is about to rape butthurter*
"YOU'LL NEVER DO THOSE THINGS TO HER"
*Gets into fighting stance*
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhoIgK-Uz6E[/media]
:'(
*Is very, oh so confused at the moment... Begins to rub his chin still wondering what the fuck happened to this thread...*
"Who the hell is this guy?"
Alright CUT!
God damnit who are you?
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