Optimistic: BigBoom - Garry's Mod

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317501]:'([/QUOTE] *Elbows bubz in the face and he falls over a balcony, only hope is help, which he needs to make a deal with dem in order to live* "Whoops, I must have swung before he cut, sorry" *Helps bubz up*

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317523]"Who the hell is this guy?" Alright CUT! God damnit who are you?[/QUOTE] That guy. :smug: *Grins slyly*

*Looks at demdem with demon eyes* "You dare duel me?"

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317541]*Looks at demdem with demon eyes* "You dare duel me?"[/QUOTE] *Sits down on a near by bench watching the situation unravel...*

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317541]*Looks at demdem with demon eyes* "You dare duel me?"[/QUOTE] "I'm doing this for butthurter, I need her, Only she can keep me sane." *Gets arms in stance*

[QUOTE=Butthurter;19317568]*walks slowly away from you guys while leaving a text message to Frohman telling him to run*[/QUOTE] *Looks at his cell phone, then looking over at here. Quickly nodding and beginning to follow her.*

*Falls on knees begins to cry* "All I want is mah grandma to be safe"

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317595]*Falls on knees begins to cry* "All I want is mah grandma to be safe"[/QUOTE] "I thought you were going to rape her... My god, I feel horrid now..."

*Persuasion success* "Yes I was just protecting my grandma."

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317626]*Persuasion success* "Yes I was just protecting my grandma."[/QUOTE] *Whispers to Butthurter...* What's going to happen now...?

*Big uber shex pawty*

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317626]*Persuasion success* "Yes I was just protecting my grandma."[/QUOTE] "I remember hearing that notification everytime I manage to persuade somebody, I am suspicious of you again."

woohoo!

[QUOTE=Butthurter;19317654]"Nothing is going to happen. Just get a taxi and get out of here."[/QUOTE] *Laughs* I want to see them kick the shit outta each other! *Sits down on the ground, watching the two men babble over her.*

*Takes out penis and begins to jack off*

[QUOTE=Gordan Frohman;19317736]*Laughs* I want to see them kick the shit outta each other! *Sits down on the ground, watching the two men babble over her.*[/QUOTE] *looks at frohman* "Bubz, well take care of this one before we get on with our 'conflict.'"

*Uses rocket man function in penis and land self in car next to butthurter*

[QUOTE=Butthurter;19317761]*Gets in the taxi and runs off with Frohman's wallet while flailing her arms through the side window.*[/QUOTE] *Looks around nervously* Hey guys no...need..too..uh- *Coughs...* Should? I even you...know like run?

*Teleports into the taxi and sits by Butthurter flaing his arms through side window*

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317783]*Teleports into the taxi and sits by Butthurter flaing his arms through side window*[/QUOTE] *Stands up dusting off his jacket.* Shweeet, I wasn't brutally raped by two horny bi-curious men.

*Uses lazor penis function to cut a hole under bubz*

*Teleports taxi-driver out of his seat and hops into the drivers seat* *Is disguised as taxi-driver* "Where to?"

*Get's in a cab, quickly telling the driver to follow the one down the street.*

"Oh I see, Mobile Shex."

*Scans taxi's mind to find out it's bubz* "Lets go to a place where me, butthurter, and you can have a threesome."

*Takes you to las vegas* THE END OF CHAPTER 1.

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317858]*Takes you to las vegas* THE END OF CHAPTER 1.[/QUOTE] (REMINDER) *Is still following you.*

Chapter 2: Washed up whores of Las Vegas

"Ah shit man, what happened last night."

[QUOTE=Bubz;19317917]Chapter 2: Washed up whores of Las Vegas[/QUOTE] *Steps out of the taxi, handing the man a wad of cash..* Lucky I still had some money in my pocket... *Scratches his head...* Where are they...?