*Opens eyes with an unbearable hangover, looks left and sees bubz*
"Good god..."
*Looks around as butthurter is missing.*
"Wheres butthurter?"
*Grabs a coffee, sipping it slowly as he walks around in the morning sunrise...*
*Looks at the vegas sign*
"Lets check in here."
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19317992]*Looks at the vegas sign*
"Lets check in here."[/QUOTE]
*Sits down on a bench beside a newspaper stand...*
*Begins to read the newspaper while sipping coffee...*
*Looks around in the casino, Bubz goes to check-in desk*
"Is there a Butthurter Lemon here?"
*She says yes and says room 1337*
*Scratches his head still reading, listening to the quiet songs of birds around in the palm tree's...*
I kinda like it here, nice and peaceful...
[QUOTE=Bubz;19318030]*Looks around in the casino, Bubz goes to check-in desk*
"Is there a Butthurter Lemon here?"
*She says yes and says room 1337*[/QUOTE]
"I can't wait til I see my green eyed, light skinned, and brown haired girl again..."
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19318059]"I can't wait til I see my green eyed, light skinned, and brown haired girl again..."[/QUOTE]
*Hears the man, looks into the casino and yells "FAGGOT!" then returns back to his bench...*
[QUOTE=Gordan Frohman;19318094]*Hears the man, looks into the casino and yells "FAGGOT!" then returns back to his bench...*[/QUOTE]
*Jumps through wall, beats up this guy, and heads to room 1337*
*Steps outside and goes to the bench*
"Well well well... If it ain't Mr. Frohman, I've heard a lot of things about you, your treacherous days are over. You shall pay with your blood!"
*Stabs Frohman in the heart*
*Thanks god butthurter is ok and starts kissing her after I wipe her face clean*
[QUOTE=Bubz;19318118]*Steps outside and goes to the bench*
"Well well well... If it ain't Mr. Frohman, I've heard a lot of things about you, your treacherous days are over. You shall pay with your blood!"
*Stabs Frohman in the heart*[/QUOTE]
*Holds his chest falling to the ground, curling up into a limp ball...*
Oh god, so much blood... It's all over the ground...
*Walks over to dem and says*
"I NEED PRUNE JUICE!"
[QUOTE=Bubz;19318165]*Walks over to dem and says*
"I NEED PRUNE JUICE!"[/QUOTE]
*gives bubz prune juice*
[editline]10:06PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Butthurter;19318170]"What, why are you guys here?"[/QUOTE]
"I missed you heavily!"
*Continues to panic feeling himself getting weaker and weaker...*
SOME ONE HE-HELP ME!
*Begins to cry..*
I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
[QUOTE=Gordan Frohman;19318189]*Continues to panic feeling himself getting weaker and weaker...*
SOME ONE HE-HELP ME!
*Begins to cry..*
I DON'T WANT TO DIE![/QUOTE]
*Plugs up would with my penis*
"We'll get you to a doctor"
[editline]10:07PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Butthurter;19318199]"My grandma needs prune juice. Give it to me, DemDems."[/QUOTE]
*Gives prune juice*
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19318206]*Plugs up would with my penis*
"We'll get you to a doctor"
[editline]10:07PM[/editline]
*Gives prune juice*[/QUOTE]
For some strange reason I find that penis plug very comforting...
*Is slightly confused by what he just said...*
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[I]What da [B]fuuuck[/B] is happening in here??[/I]
[QUOTE=The Vman;19318272]-snip-
[I]What da [B]fuuuck[/B] is happening in here??[/I][/QUOTE]
Everything that you hold dear to you.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;19318261]*Realizes she's dating bisexual men.*[/QUOTE]
"I'm inclined to women more though."
[quote=butthurter;19318344]this is why you used to be my boyfriend.[/quote]
*Le Gasp*
Win.
[QUOTE=Bubz;19318375]Win.[/QUOTE]
^ This
Ye that.
[QUOTE=Bubz;19318413]Ye that.[/QUOTE]
Was my *Le Gasp* the win thing?
