Screenshot Section Chat Thread V7.0: No girls allowed
5,007 replies, posted
so what does this have to do with me asking if steam was offline for anyone else?
nothing, but you asked wtf tinder was
also it was offline earlier
Wanna know what's better? When you get off your cellphones and actually do some fact-to-face interaction with a girl.
you know whats even better.
when u fuck someone you actually have a connection with.
or when nike store still has your size
or when the stick house still has sticks
Or when the igloo haven't melted even though it's the middle of June.
[QUOTE=-Rusty-;47299398]so what does this have to do with me asking if steam was offline for anyone else?[/QUOTE]
hes fucking with u rusty
dumb cunt
When your gf gets her period and you're not a father for another month
condoms aren't even that bad, I mean it feels a little bit worse but not as some people make it out to be.
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
as long as you've got the right size tho
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;47300633]Wanna know what's better? When you get off your cellphones and actually do some fact-to-face interaction with a girl.[/QUOTE]
confirmed virgin
i'm 20 and what is sex
you should download tinder
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
i actually matched with a couple of finnish girls, they're not bad, you should try it man
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Q4Pkr9o.jpg[/t]
good lord
I'm not from Finland so I'm not really to tell, but this haircut makes it possible that you and this girl are playing in the same team, man.
she looks like a bogan australian kid
[QUOTE=Zeraxify;47301259]confirmed virgin[/QUOTE]
Zerax I thought you knew that fapping doesn't mean you lose your virginity. :)
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
Din Dalahäst.
[QUOTE=Slim Charles;47301115]condoms aren't even that bad, I mean it feels a little bit worse but not as some people make it out to be.[/QUOTE]
Does it? I've never tried unsafe sex and I never will, I'm not going to risk pregnancy or STDs. I will forgo a little pleasure to have as much safety as possible.
I mean what's a little pleasure compared to prevention from STDs
my first time will most likely involve complete inability to put it in, the consequential incredible awkwardness, and an aftermath of uncontrollable sobbing, i cant really see it going down any other way. probably followed by heavy ddepression and attempt at suicide
Unless your first is with a Khornette.
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
Is that a thing even?
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47301675]Does it? I've never tried unsafe sex and I never will, I'm not going to risk pregnancy or STDs. I will forgo a little pleasure to have as much safety as possible.
I mean what's a little pleasure compared to prevention from STDs[/QUOTE]
yeah dude honestly most of the time it feels just as good
I've only had unsafe sex a couple times, and it was with my then at the time girlfriend so I knew I wasn't going to get any STIs and she was on the pill at the time.
I don't think she got pregnant.... I dunno maybe I have a bastard and she hides it from me.
[QUOTE=Joazzz;47301803]my first time will most likely involve complete inability to put it in, the consequential incredible awkwardness, and an aftermath of uncontrollable sobbing, i cant really see it going down any other way. probably followed by heavy ddepression and attempt at suicide[/QUOTE]
the first time is always awkward but on the flip side it can just get better
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
my first time i was really drunk and had a really small condom so we were going at it for like 40 minutes and we got really bored so we were like "hmm yeah let's stop" :-)
needless to say i never talked to that girl again lmao
at least you werent of an age when youre expected to not be a virgin anymore
at this point, four years over the age of consent, im embarrassed for my virginity more than anything else in my whole life
but, at this point, i cant see any way to change it for the better either; im just too old for that 'first time'. and if anyone of my peers ever gets to know about it the humiliation for it will be endless
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
jesus does anyone even care i prolly should just stop spewing this shit here
Nobody will care enough to waste time making you feel miserable when they can spend it having much more fun having sex themselves.
i lost my virginity when I was 16 and lord knows I wasn't the dominant one. I've dropped girls mid action too (Like literally I was standing holding her up), needless to say I'm no player.
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
one of my mates lost it when he was 12, like what the fuck who fucks a 12 year old. (iirc she was older than him)
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
if you really want to loose your virginity it's not hard, just go to a party, get piss drunk and fuck someone loose it's how it happens for most people, it's probably not going to be fantastic but it's something.
tbh i dont understand the concept of a 'party' because ive never heard of any, like, in person. and i cant get drunk because chemotherapy destroyed my liver
[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;47303257]Nobody will care enough to waste time making you feel miserable when they can spend it having much more fun having sex themselves.[/QUOTE]but isnt that what you just did, fucking hypocrite
[QUOTE=Joazzz;47303199]at least you werent of an age when youre expected to not be a virgin anymore
at this point, four years over the age of consent, im embarrassed for my virginity more than anything else in my whole life
but, at this point, i cant see any way to change it for the better either; im just too old for that 'first time'. and if anyone of my peers ever gets to know about it the humiliation for it will be endless
[editline]11th March 2015[/editline]
jesus does anyone even care i prolly should just stop spewing this shit here[/QUOTE]
i care cause obvs it's something you don't feel very good about, all i can do is tell you that there are so many things that are expected of you by society that are stupid. i mean the whole concept of "virginity" is fucking stupid. it goes two ways; for women it's something they should keep until they marry, for men it's an embarrassment if you don't lose it when everyone else does. who cares? you're a good dude and someone will see that, and when it happens it happens. no rush into things, no societal pressure, just let it happen and it someday will happen.
don't put the pussy on the pedistal is what i'm getting at, getting laid is cool and all but eh, sex is pretty boring unless you're in a relationship. and it's not like you're gonna be single forever, just like i'm not gonna be single forever. everything takes time. it's all good in the hood joazzz-y boy
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
