You wake up in your APARTMENT. You hate your LIFE. [Another Interactive by GoldenGnome] - Garry's Mod

"Ah yes, I'll take the headcrab, please!" Wouldn't it be simple to do like an Option __ next to each? Just saying.

[QUOTE=IAmNow;23211280]"Ah yes, I'll take the headcrab, please!" Wouldn't it be simple to do like an Option __ next to each? Just saying.[/QUOTE] It would be simpler, yes. Would it look as cool? Certainly not.

Oh, right. The "coolness" factor. I forgot....:ohdear:

The paragon option

Should have put an option to ask him for work, and so then you could choose which one to help.

Take the headcrab. So option B, except it's not called Option B.

Go renegade and cap that motherfucker.

i choose "Your life...." must warm him and tell him that you tried to help him

"ready to die, del Solian scum?' then roundhouse kick him in his sad fucking face before he has time to react. hide the body, and take down his store. get the money from the other food guy, and run.

[QUOTE=Matt PL;23212469]The paragon option[/QUOTE] How about the secret paradox option. TIME PARADOX! caps

Renagade all the way, he should'a never set up shop knowing that ice-cold mofo asian dood already had one.

[I'm shifting to mass-effect-esque speech, it's easier to tell who's speaking.] [B]Choosing the NE'ER-DO-WELL option, you reach for your LEVEL 1 PISTOL.[/B] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg55.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]Your LEVEL 1 PISTOL, despite a complete lack of AGGRESSOR MATRICES should be more than enough to penetrate this man's SKULL. You carry on your course of action wondering what AGGRESSOR MATRICES are. You do not exercise [URL= http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=884106]TRIGGER DISCIPLINE.[/URL] You have every intention to shoot this mofo.[/B] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg56.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]The man pleads for his LIFE. His PLEAS fall on DEAF EARS.[/B] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg57.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]You end the man's life. CONTRACT complete. Return to CONTRACTOR to receive your REWARD.[/B] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg58.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]You begin to head back to the ASIAN FELLOW at the FOODSTAND when you here two OPPRESSIVE POLICE OFFICERS accosting you.[/B] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg591.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]The LOAF has been PINCHED! Something is falling from the sky![/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eb-oTYs9uc&feature=related[/media] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg601.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]COACH returns from his MYSTERIOUS ABSENCE. Just in the nick of time, you enter a DISCORDANT JUXTAPOSITION![/B] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg61.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]COACH is surprised. He enters a DISCORDANT JUXTAPOSITION as well![/B] [U][B]BOSS BATTLE: MECHANICAL DEFENSE GOLEM.[/B][/U] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg62.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [B]DPG's turn![/B] [I][U]What do you do?[/U][/I]

Um... Lets see... Do what Coach did a minute ago, run through it's legs, kill the cops, take their guns, then... Well I'm not sure. Run and gun man!

Robots are frightened of overweight Black guys. Send Coach in and provide cover.

Push Coach at it and run away.

Tell Coach the robot is made of chocolate and watch the problem solve itself.

Take your pistol and shoot it in the 2 red circles, it may be its weak spot. If not, try to find its weak spot by shooting all over it. Coach will help in the shooting. If it tries to attack you, use some cool matrix dives to dodge.

You and Coach both shoot at it relentlessly and hope you hit a weak spot. If it attacks, push Coach in front of it to block the attack.

Use DIPLOMACY and try to work things out with the robot. If that doesn't work, shoot dat mofo.

[QUOTE=bloocobalt;23267475]Um... Lets see... Do what Coach did a minute ago, [B]run through it's legs, kill the cops, take their guns[/B], then... Well I'm not sure. Run and gun man![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=alextrooper;23288814]Take your pistol and [B]shoot it in the 2 red circles, it may be its weak spot[/B]. If not, try to find its weak spot by shooting all over it. [B]Coach will help[/B] in the shooting. If it tries to attack you, use some cool matrix dives to dodge.[/QUOTE] [B]As you lunge at the MECHANICAL DEFENSE GOLEM, COACH fires his LEVEL 1 SHOTGUN at what would appear to be its face. CRITICAL HIT! COACH destroyed the GOLEM's TARGET CONFIRMATION MATRIX. It is no longer able to establish friend from foe without being VERBALLY INFORMED. Sparks fly from its head. The OPO's appear confused.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg63.jpg[/IMG] [B]You engage a COMBAT OPERANDI: FOOTBALL WORLD CUP: SLIDE TACKLE AND HOPE FOR A JUST YELLOW CARD. You slide between the staggering GOLEM's legs. You think you hear a faint [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpXN8BvGp_o]BUZZING[/url] in the distance.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg64.jpg[/IMG] [B]You fire at OPO 1. HEADSHOT. For slaying this target, you recieve 106 PERSPIACITY MARKS. He drops his LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE SUB MACHINE GUN.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg65.jpg[/IMG] [B]The GOLEM, unable to determine if the OPO's are in fact the OPO's, fires its VAPOROMOTIZATION RAY at OPO 2, completely vaporomotizing his upper torso. He also drops his LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE MACHINE GUN.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg66.jpg[/IMG] [B]The MECHANICAL DEFENSE GOLEM turns its dual VAPOROMOTIZATION RAYS on both you and COACH, the nearest remaining THERMAL SIGNATURES.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg67.jpg[/IMG] [I][U]What do you do?[/U][/I]

Tell the robot that you are a FRIEND, and have it follow you like a docile yet highly volatile bodyguard.

Tell the robot that both you and coach are friends, then deactivate/destroy it when its back is turned.

Tell the robot you don't want to harm, and be friend with the robot.

Tell the [b]MECHANICAL DEFENSE GOLEM[/b] you are friendly, deactivate it. After disassembling it and selling its parts for [b]CASH MONIES[/b]. Keep the [b]VAPOROMOTIZATION RAY[/b] for Coach to use. Provide the [b]HARLOT[/b] with the [b]CASH MONIES[/b] and enjoy her with Coach. Journey to [b]PUERTO DE PECADO[/b] in search of Coaches long lost mother, and your [b]COLA[/b]. Don't forget to take the [b]LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE MACHINE GUN[/b] and the [b]LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE SUB MACHINE GUN[/b].

Fashion a ride out of the [B]DEFENSE GOLEM[/B]. Receive your [B]PAYMENT[/B] and get your [B]COLA[/B].

[QUOTE=z-machine;23301075]Tell the [b]MECHANICAL DEFENSE GOLEM[/b] you are friendly, deactivate it. After disassembling it and selling its parts for [b]CASH MONIES[/b]. Keep the [b]VAPOROMOTIZATION RAY[/b] for Coach to use. Provide the [b]HARLOT[/b] with the [b]CASH MONIES[/b] and enjoy her with Coach. Journey to [b]PUERTO DE PECADO[/b] in search of Coaches long lost mother, and your [b]COLA[/b]. Don't forget to take the [b]LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE MACHINE GUN[/b] and the [b]LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE SUB MACHINE GUN[/b].[/QUOTE] [B]The MDG turns its VAPORATOMIZATION RAYS at COACH, and you notice a BUTTON labeled "DO NOT PRESS" on its back.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg68.jpg[/IMG] [B]You begin to use the DIPLOMACY skill. DIPLOMACY check successful! The MDG is now DOCILE.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg69.jpg[/IMG] [B]You begin to tickle the MDG's fancy with thoughts of PROMOTION and ROBOTIC HARLOTS.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg70.jpg[/IMG] [B]The MDG begins to return to his HEADQUARTERS. You engage a COMBAT OPERANDI. WAY OF THE PLUMBER: STOMP.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg71.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg72.jpg[/IMG] [B]You front flip impeccably over the disabled MDG.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg73.jpg[/IMG] [B]MDG defeated![/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGgkA91hOb8&feature=related[/media] [B]DPG receives 203 PERSPICACITY MARKS. DPG levels up to LEVEL 2. COACH receives 113 PERSPICACITY MARKS. COACH levels up to LEVEL 2. For vanquishing your foes, you receive the following loot and add it to your INVENTORIUM ABSTRACTICUS: LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE SUBMACHINE GUN LEVEL 1 COLLAPSIBLE ASSAULT RIFLE VAPORATOMIZATION RAY THREE (3) AGGRESSOR MATRICIES COACH attempts to equip the VAPORATOMIZATION RAY, but fails. You will need to locate a GUNSMITH and ask him to ALCHEMITIZE the RAY to make it into a WEAPON.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg74.jpg[/IMG] [B]You collect your REWARD, 2000 CASH MONIES.. You pay the HARLOT 200 CASH MONIES, and she joins your party.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg75.jpg[/IMG] [B]RED LADY (RL) joins the party![/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg76.jpg[/IMG] [B]You travel to PUERTO DE PECADO.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg77.jpg[/IMG] [I][U]Dawn of the Fourth Day[/U][/I] [B]You arrive in PUERTO DE PECADO.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg78.jpg[/IMG] [B]The only thing that really catches your eye is the GUN SHOP. You can tell it is a GUN SHOP because of the POORLY CRAFTED SIGN hanging above the DOORWAY. Clearly, this store's specialty does not lie in SIGNCRAFT.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg79.jpg[/IMG] [I][U]What do you do?[/U][/I]

Shoot coach and the red lady, then the gun owner. Steal everything, including skin.

See what's in the guns store, if nothing is interesting, then, um....something to do with the plot.

Off topic question: Do you edit your screen shots in any way before you post them?

[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;23316310]Off topic question: Do you edit your screen shots in any way before you post them?[/QUOTE] I add the outline around the edges and size them down. Sometimes I add radial blur to add [B]DRAMATIC EFFECT[/B]. And of course text and such. That's all, really.