You wake up in your APARTMENT. You hate your LIFE. [Another Interactive by GoldenGnome] - Garry's Mod

Enter [b]GUNS[/b] and ask the [b]STORE CLERK[/b] if he knows where they could find a [b]GUNSMITH[/b] and if he knows where [b]MAMA COACH[/b] lives.

I liked that font you used when you talked to the food stand guy, what font is that?

Point out the POORLY CRAFTED SIGN to SHOPKEEP and ask him to ALCHEMITIZE the VAPORATOMIZATION RAY In exchange for a BETTER SIGN.

[QUOTE=ryd00d;23319156]I liked that font you used when you talked to the food stand guy, what font is that?[/QUOTE] Arial. Yep. Arial. [editline]11:39PM[/editline] One of the greatest fonts ever made, in my opinion.

Holy cow it's venetian. WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE.

rape Red lady

Take the "GUNS" sign down, walk in and bash the guy in the face, take the money in cash register, take the guns and leave

[QUOTE=Lt_C;23321478]Holy cow it's venetian. WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE.[/QUOTE] :dance:

[QUOTE=Vollybomb;23319594]Point out the POORLY CRAFTED SIGN to SHOPKEEP and ask him to ALCHEMITIZE the VAPORATOMIZATION RAY In exchange for a BETTER SIGN.[/QUOTE] Do this.

Buy what you [b]NEED[/b]! Ammo, grenades, etc. Also! Thank you for doing my choice. I really liked the matrix moves!

Attempt to haggle the prices down a bit, if he refuses to lower them at all, blow his head into 6 pieces with one of your current guns, and steal the guns you require!

Kill everything!

[QUOTE=badboy_zay;23321612]rape Red lady[/QUOTE] She's a harlot, it wouldn't be rape, that's what DCG hired her for :v: [editline]10:58AM[/editline] Offer the harlot's services in exchange for[B] ALCHEMITIZING[/B] the [B]VAPORATOMIZATION RAY[/B]. Don't forget to point out his ugly sign :v:

[QUOTE=bloocobalt;23332905]She's a harlot, it wouldn't be rape, that's what DCG hired her for :v: [editline]10:58AM[/editline] Offer the harlot's services in exchange for[B] ALCHEMITIZING[/B] the [B]VAPORATOMIZATION RAY[/B]. [del]Don't[/del] forget to point out his ugly sign :v:[/QUOTE] [B]You enter the GUN SHOP and inquire as to the PROPRIETOR's ability to ALCHEMITIZE the VAPORATOMIZATION RAY.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg80.jpg[/IMG] [B]The GUNSMITH says he is able, but will require payment.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg81.jpg[/IMG] [B]You immediately offer the HARLOT as payment. She is appalled.+10 NE'ER-DO-WELL.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg82.jpg[/IMG] [B]The GUNSMITH finds this deal agreeable. Your BARTER skill has increased![/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg83.jpg[/IMG] [B]You head upstairs and the GUNSMITH calibrates his ALCHEMITZATION MACHINE. He INPUTS COACH's LEVEL 1 SHOTGUN and the VAPORATOMIZATION RAY. Your anticipation is almost palpable.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg84.jpg[/IMG] [B]The ALCHEMITIZATION process begins. The ALCHEMITIZATION MACHINE begins ATOMIZING the INPUTS. The GUNSMITH used his ELECTRONIC ABACUS to set the machine to ADD the INPUTS rather than to SUBTRACT. His machine only offers basic functions. Other functions avaliable include DIVIDE, MULTIPLY, SUMMATION OF PARTS, and DUAL-INPUT RADICALIZATION BY THE ALCHEMICAL CONSTANT. You have no idea what any of this shit means.:techno:[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg85.jpg[/IMG] [B]The INPUTS have been ADDED to create a VAPORATOMISHOTGUNATOR. NEW RECIPE DISCOVERED! SHOTGUN + VAPORATOMIZATION RAY = VAPORATOMISHOTGUNATOR. You are already beginning to see how ALCHEMITIZATION could quickly fly off the handle.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg86.jpg[/IMG] [B]COACH equips his new VAPORATOMISHOTGUNATOR. He looks like a kid in a candy shop. An evil, psychopathic kid in a candy shop which specializes destructive weaponry.[/B] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pg87.jpg[/IMG] [B]TUTORIAL: ALCHEMITIZATION[/B] [B]Alchemitization is a very easy process, once you have a proper Alchemitization Machine. Simply place the two inputs in the receptacles, and activate the machine. You will have to discover for yourself the myriad combinations available. You can calibrate the Alchemitization Machine using any Electronic Abacus running AlchOS v. 2.7 and higher. Over the course of your journey, you may chance upon Operation Cards which can be inserted into any Electronic Abacus to install additional operations to AlchOS. Right now, only Add and Subtract are available. Be careful: Anything you Alchemitization will be lost forever; De-Alchemitization is a very complex process that requires a different machine entirely.[/B] [I][U]What do you do now?[/U][/I]

Inquire of the other fine wares this shopkeeper has.

Go find an NPC with a Question Mark over its head, accept its quest, recieve [b]CASH MONIES[/b]. Find gang of thugs, ask them to join you. If they refuse have Coach use his new [b]VAPORATOMISHOTGUNATOR[/b], then rehire the [b]HARLOT[/b]. Final, finish with searching for the [b]COLA[/b].

Point the weapon at the gun smith. Tell him to get Harlot back. He's a creeper and you and coach need some lovin too! Give Harlot back*

[QUOTE=alextrooper;23346699]Point the weapon at the gun smith. Tell him to get Harlot back. He's a creeper and you and coach need some lovin too![/QUOTE] This this this!

[QUOTE=alextrooper;23346699]Point the weapon at the gun smith. Tell him to get Harlot back. He's a creeper and you and coach need some lovin too! Give Harlot back*[/QUOTE] This but if he denies smack him with the gun!

Ask for a sling on the gun so coach can use it better.

Kindly thank him for the new weapon and walk out. Shit, he MAKES GUNS for a living. Trying to kill him is not the best option.

God, only facepunch can make storys like this. Also, awesome posing and editing!

[QUOTE=alextrooper;23346699]Point the weapon at the gun smith. Tell him to get Harlot back. He's a creeper and you and coach need some lovin too! Give Harlot back*[/QUOTE] And search the shop for useful items.

Find some other objects around the town you can mix. And some more harlots for payment.

Shoot the gun dealer, take back the hoo...I mean woman, steal all the weapons, cash monies, and items, and get the fuck out of there before more cops arrive.

[QUOTE=minilandstan;23644527]Shoot the gun dealer, take back the hoo...I mean woman, steal all the weapons, cash monies, and items, and get the fuck out of there before more cops arrive.[/QUOTE]

Why the hell is there no more content? Comon Gnome I enjoy this comic!

[QUOTE=minilandstan;23644527]Shoot the gun dealer, take back the hoo...I mean woman, steal all the weapons, cash monies, and items, and get the fuck out of there before more cops arrive.[/QUOTE]

Made me think of this: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk[/MEDIA]

Please do continue!