You wake up in your APARTMENT. You hate your LIFE. [Another Interactive by GoldenGnome]

[Matt]

go through the stairways and find the secret to the eternal life

[Gay4Grandad]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA[/media]

[Penis Colada]

Run up behind and kick both guards simultaneously in the taint

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then laugh at them

[HappyBunny!!]

Aw I miss the old thing... but go to the stairs.

[bloocobalt]

[QUOTE=HappyBunny!!;25014371]Aw I miss the old thing... but go to the stairs.[/QUOTE]

He will get back to that, don't worry.

[kytoidomos]

Jump over the railing to your right.