How about you go away and stop encouraging the shitting up of our section?
[QUOTE=Slim Charles;49730820]Honestly I find it very disheartening that almost nothing us regulars make in this sub-forum will get this much attention but soon as some wack cunt posts some wack stuff every fuckhead from WAYT and whatever shit chat thread shows up.
Also I hope you guys realize giving him as much attention as you are is really only encouraging him.[/QUOTE]
People who don't frequent this sub-forum probably don't have any interest in most of the stuff that gets posted here. Weird shit gets attention from anyone and everyone regardless of their interests. Calling people who don't normally frequent the sub-forum fuckheads for finding this weird thread is kinda harsh :v:
Best thing to do now since we all spent 4 hours on the playground kicking dirt at him is to report and move on, let the moderators do the rest because typing up walls of text imitating dead film critics or gathering a lynch mob from the far corners of FP to pour in their [useless] critique/commentary on the situation isn't doing much but feeding him.
What's with the massive hostility towards this guy? I know this forum is called facepunch, but still...
[QUOTE=Crazy Knife;49730942]What's with the massive hostility towards this guy? I know this forum is called facepunch, but still...[/QUOTE]
It's pretty easy to figure out. If you look at the first page, it's a mixture of the really fucked up content he posted and the way he acted and responded to people.
[QUOTE=Fredrika;49730357]i posted the link on his profile[/QUOTE]
I wish you hadn't. :frown:
[editline]why the fuck does she have ovaries[/editline]
I like the fact that even though OP hates this show, he still researced character names just to be specific about who he hates.
Fuck now I won't be able to listen to Bardo States without picturing..... Whatever this is.
wow ok, this
really is something
[B]Hotline Tremorton
Chapter Two: Global Telecommunications
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Skyway Patrol Officer Harrison Woods looked out the window of his Mercedes, his grey suit illuminated with the sunshine. His brain blanked out for a few minutes, everything around him a blur. It's the same everyday. It drives the world insane. The lack of caffeine in your system turns you whacky. Those moments of illusions and premonitions. You dream of the bad things to the bad people in your life. It hurts and it's worse than just regular insanity, it's the sign of a sociopath. That rush of aspartame to the head, that [B]aneurysmal[/B] rush that lets you play through their eyes on a hot morning in an Ohio Bodunk Town you call Tremorton where most of the people are generic TNT selling ACME employees with large safes falling in random places and plastic explosives in the lunch menu. Third Dimensional Calculus and the fresh artificial scent to the future all lit up with nowhere to go. You can fight all you like, there's no way to hide from the lines of the future and timelines of the world. You live in your 9 to 5 world in which you work your ass off to put bread on the table and drink your coffee at Mezmers. It hurts, it hurts like a bad dream rushing to your heart like some blood cloth ready to give you your final rites. You are satisfied, your life is gone. That feeling you get when you wake up in bed with a large hole in your head or when you stand up after sitting down and get that buzzy feeling that makes your day bad. Or those leg cramps you get when making intimate love with your partner. Those blue feelings.
[IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/307738199223793262/6B1E9C5651954C1696708107575775870C12F667/[/IMG]Francis Carbuncle, Harrison's Partner and only friend, something he was short on. "Hey Harry, come on are you listening to me?" Harrison's little delusional world had been crushed with a tap on the shoulder. That experience when you wake up from your perfect dream, the one you remember and get butterflies in your stomach the next morning but to avail you wake up mid-time into the dream to your alarm clock and go to your tedium job that involves you arresting and killing people. Harrison's 9 to 5, Skyway Patrol. Tape stained Red with blood. A Cog in the machine.
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"Yeah Frank?" Harrison's delight, being awoken while driving. If Frank wasn't his friend, he would most likely jump from his seat and rip his Larynx out. But Harrison held back, it was his only friend. That Yin-Yang Taoism bullshit was really energizing within' him. He wore his most peaceful tie and best suit today. Today was going to be one of those days where he wasn't going to get mad. "Dude, I don't think you are listening to me. I've got to drop Brad and Tuck off at School, and I need to borrow the car." Harrison looked forward, his face pressed up against an invisible wall, hunch backed. "Sure, borrow the car. Scratch her and I'll scratch you with the keys." Frank shrugged, not taking heed to Harrison's threat.
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The Car stopped at the sidewalk outside Frank's house. Harrison and Frank got out of the car and slowly walked up to the house. Across the street, Local Reporter Henry Knights went up to the Wakeman house with a large briefcase.
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Henry had just returned from South Africa with a new damaged orbital muscle and a mission. He walked up to the door, tapping on it multiple times.
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"Good Mornin' Mizz Wakeman!" Henry said warm-heartedly, "My name's Henry Knights, I am from TNN and I was wondering if I could conduct an interview with your daughter Jenny?"
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Noreen Wakeman stood at the door, arms crossed. Her banana raincoat most likely at the cleaners. "Yes, Mr Knights. I am sorry but I am not taking interviews for XJ9." Henry stood his ground defiantly. "Mizz Wakeman, please. I am requesting an interview with-" Next thing you know, Henry was lifted up by the collar and tossed on his ass in the middle of the grounds.
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"Fuck you, you dike bitch!" Henry clutching his leg, obviously injured from the toss. Nora had closed the door on him, Henry stood up angrily.
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"I'LL GET THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' INTERVIEW BITCH!" said Henry to the top of his lungs, Harrison slowly walked over in suit.
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"Hey, Harry. Welcome Home, buddy!" said Harrison smirking. "You trying to get an interview with Jenny?" Henry looked at him. "Yeah, stupid cunt of a mother won't let me see her." Harrison shrugged. "I tried getting an interview back in Cluster Prime, I ended up the same way. Nora's a fucking scumbag-Say, you want to go get some coffee?"
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"It's on me." said Harrison, "Come on man, let's go." Harrison beckoned, Henry slowly walking with him.
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[B]MEZMER'S
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[/B]"Place hasn't changed a bit." said Henry. Harrison shrugged, "Why would we change it without you?" Officer Johnson was smoking a cigarette outside the Diner, his eyes reddened.
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"Ey' Har, ey' Henry. Welcome back buds." said Johnson, puffing on his cigarette. Harrison would nod to Johnson, Henry would click his fingers at Johnson. Johnson slowly going back to smoking his cigarette. "Well, John hasn't changed." "Still the cigarette junkie he always has been."
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Harrison and Henry walked in, looking at the table. "Holy shit man! It's a fucking Smorgasbord!" Harrison ran over to the table, sitting down impatiently. "Dude, open the crate!" Henry shrugged, walking over to the crate and opening it.
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"Guess what we have motherfucker? Doughnuts!" "Awh Mom, can't wait!" Harrison shoved his hand into the box, pulling out a chocolate doughnut.
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"This my friend, is why I love my job." Harrison's phone rang. He reached his hand into his pocket, pulling out a small mobile and pressing the call button. "Yeah?" "Harry, gonna need you down at Suez Street. We've got a murder scene." "Awh fuck, alright one moment."
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[B]MISSED CALL
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[/B]Jenny and her mother were out on a drive of the town. "XJ9, I need to pick up some eyedrops. You stay in the car." Nora left the car, walking into the building. Jenny stayed in the car, looking across as at a black van in the street. A man in a black suit jumped out of the van armed with an AK47 assault rifle. He had a Panther Mask on his face.
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[QUOTE=Benx303;49730242]Still, a fucking 14 year old nigga making a comic about killing a robot by kicking it in its "ovaries" is fucking alarming.[/QUOTE]
Fuck, he's 14?
God damn, I'm only a year older than him! I feel ashamed.
[QUOTE=AGS;49734302]Fuck, he's 14?
God damn, I'm only a year older than him! I feel ashamed.[/QUOTE]
Hey, I put a lot of research into this goddamn story!
[editline]13th February 2016[/editline]
[B]CONCEPT ART[/B]
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HARRISON WOODS
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Henry Knights
[B]ORIGINAL OPENING PICTURE[/B]
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[QUOTE=Lt Farrell;49734310]Hey, I put a lot of research into this goddamn story![/QUOTE]
Did you research the absurdity of having AK wielding maniacs going up against a robot capable of destroying the eastern seaboard? Those bullets would do fuck all to her armor.
This just in:
Research into punching fucking steel with your bare hands.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49734438]Did you research the absurdity of having AK wielding maniacs going up against a robot capable of destroying the eastern seaboard? Those bullets would do fuck all to her armor.[/QUOTE]
Panther is an intimidating motherfucker, plus she was in her little dinky van while Panther was too busy slaughtering people and kidnapping Telecommunications Officers to be noticed. That and you realize just how powerful he and his group is.
Hey bud did you read the past few pages?
I dont think you get that nobody really likes this.
[editline]13th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lt Farrell;49734457]Panther is an intimidating motherfucker[/QUOTE]
I assume he's a regular at hot topic, so yeah i agree with you there.
[QUOTE=Lt Farrell;49734457]plus she was in her little dinky van while Panther was too busy slaughtering people and kidnapping Telecommunications Officers to be noticed. That and you realize just how powerful he and his group is.[/QUOTE]
Does this somehow invalidate a bulletproof robot with missiles and the miracle of flight?
[QUOTE=AaronM202;49734459]Hey bud did you read the past few pages?
I dont think you get that nobody really likes this.[/QUOTE]
Stop killing the buzz.
[QUOTE=Lt Farrell;49734468]Stop killing the buzz.[/QUOTE]
This comic has the same amount of buzz as a bee farm being hit with napalm.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49734438]Did you research the absurdity of having AK wielding maniacs going up against a robot capable of destroying the eastern seaboard? Those bullets would do fuck all to her armor.[/QUOTE]
She has bulletproof Armour, but she rusts in the rain? I think she is capable of taking a few bullets, in the Christmas Episode she was able to take a few shots with a few missiles and that gave her a good few dents. A clip of an AK47 would probably demolish her.
[QUOTE=Lt Farrell;49734487]She has bulletproof Armour, but she rusts in the rain? I think she is capable of taking a few bullets, in the Christmas Episode she was able to take a few shots with a few missiles and that gave her a good few dents. A clip of an AK47 would probably demolish her.[/QUOTE]
Okay this is just the dumbest logic i think ive read in a long time.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;49734474]This comic has the same amount of buzz as a bee farm being hit with napalm.[/QUOTE]
Was probably me that did it.
[QUOTE=Lt Farrell;49734487]She has bulletproof Armour, but she rusts in the rain? I think she is capable of taking a few bullets, in the Christmas Episode she was able to take a few shots with a few missiles and that gave her a good few dents. A clip of an AK47 would probably demolish her.[/QUOTE]
Normally people who hate a show would tend to forget it. You just brought up details from an episode as if you mentally had them on standby.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49734438]Did you research the absurdity of having AK wielding maniacs going up against a robot capable of destroying the eastern seaboard? Those bullets would do fuck all to her armor.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AaronM202;49734456]This just in:
Research into punching fucking steel with your bare hands.[/QUOTE]
You two aren't helping the situation at all, you're feeding him and trying to bring up in stupid show lore that he just doesn't give a flying fuck about. You're basically putting more paper into a shredder.
Everyone just let him run his course and wait for the moderators whenever they decide to get here.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;49734490]Okay this is just the dumbest logic i think ive read in a long time.[/QUOTE]
Well...a glass of water would probably defeat her. Hell, if Tuck can take her with a watergun and some snowballs, then Panther can take her with an AK47. We don't know who Panther is yet.
[editline]13th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49734496]Normally people who hate a show would tend to forget it. You just brought up details from an episode as if you mentally had them on standby.[/QUOTE]
I was forced to watch this on reruns on Vorkuta, it was pretty traumatizing. THE NUMBERS!
[editline]13th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=McTbone;49734497]You two aren't helping the situation at all, you're feeding him and trying to bring up in stupid show lore that he just doesn't give a flying fuck about. You're basically putting more paper into a shredder.
Everyone just let him run his course and wait for the moderators whenever they decide to get here.[/QUOTE]
Hey, you see all those quality Gmod Screenshots that took me about 5 hours to make? Yeah, I think I am being serious about this and you should probably stop trying to bring me down.
[QUOTE=McTbone;49734497]You two aren't helping the situation at all, you're feeding him and trying to bring up in stupid show lore that he just doesn't give a flying fuck about. You're basically putting more paper into a shredder.
Everyone just let him run his course and wait for the moderators whenever they decide to get here.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I think it'd be better if I stayed in the sidelines and not interact with the slow-motion car crash.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49734512]Yeah, I think it'd be better if I stayed in the sidelines and not interact with the slow-motion car crash.[/QUOTE]
Most likely a Peel P50. I ain't dying anytime soon.
[editline]13th February 2016[/editline]
Well, to be honest. This is the guy who made your beloved Hotline Tremorton.
[video=youtube;lR_iDLTmrVs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_iDLTmrVs[/video]
His name is Greg, and Greg wears a Pink Floyd T-Shirt and a Beanie, but he isn't a hipster.
youre really not helping your case by posting shitty hotline miami sprite recolors and videos of yourself
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;49734752]youre really not helping your case by posting shitty hotline miami sprite recolors and videos of yourself[/QUOTE]
And you really think you are helping the prosecution while having a profile picture of Fluttershy and Applejack BDSM?
i just have HOT HOT HOT HOT CUM AVATAR BABY
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;49734776]i just have HOT HOT HOT HOT CUM AVATAR BABY[/QUOTE]
Alien, I mean no offense and I apologize. Just c'mon and let me do this and you'll find the story entertaining. Trust me.
oh fuck why did you have to use music that i like for this shit
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