Throw your filthy, stinky socks right in the thing's mouth.
No trunk, monster or otherwise, could withstand a funk so heinous.
Use your patriotic pride to calm it down and then provide it your stale bread to try and make it focus on chowing it down while you walk away.
Call upon "Patriot", your faithful wolf companion who seemingly disappeared to spring from the brush and destroy the communist monster in the name of America.
Attempt to crush its self esteem and make it commit suicide by reminding it that it's not special and that there were fake monster treasure chests in games years before Dark Souls came out.
It lunges at you with its tongue, you dodge it and slice off it's tongue. Then you whistle for your wolf companion. Wolf gets it pinned, you close the chest on itself.
Also, what model is that thing? I want it.
You attack its weak point for massive damage.
Every new post is probably another panel for each time Grunt fails to repel the tonguey-chest monster
Inb4 every action is below a d4
ask it a riddle
Hey everyone just a little update here, sorry for leaveing this dead for a week but i've been rather ill and haven't felt up to working on this.
I'm starting to feel better now though, so hopfully i'll be up to continuing this tomorrow.
If anybodys got any last minute ideas be sure to throw them in now!
Attempt to communicate with this strange beast with the powers of [B]INTERPRETIVE DANCE[/B].
Well its endurance and agility are low so try to hobble around to its backside and stab it or try to set it on fire with the lighter.
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