Screenshot Section Chat Thread V9: A shithouse thread for shithouse people

[ReverendV92]

[url=https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac]Someone tell me this is satirical[/url]

[Slim Charles]

All Officers are Commissioned Ranks.

[Slim Charles]

Isn't that Corps not branch though?

[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

We'll do that other list later, this is just for fun so us enlisted boys can laugh at the one officer in the thread.

[Slim Charles]

what actual corps were you in faggot, if ur gay ass bumfuck sand people army even has those.

[QUOTE=gtanoofa;50173552]Down and give me 20, private.[/QUOTE]

next thing u gonna be telling me I'm on 12 hour Gate Guard Duty niqqa.

[Slim Charles]

FUCK YOU WHIT ASS CRACKER PINCHE PENDEJO □□ I ain't no conscript ass bitch like u I VOLUNTEERED NIGGA

[Slim Charles]

brb polishing the victorias cross i got in the great war from killing 60 huns

[Joazzz]

Joazzz - declared unfit for service, FDF

[Slim Charles]

I got a involuntary medical discharge cos I punched my teams corporal in the face after he said some serious shit about what he was going to do to my sister.

Of course it wasn't because I punched him in the face it was because that punch happened to fuck his face up pretty bad and he bitched and moaned to the shrink.

It fucking sucks too because I was just under a year away from fulfilling my 4 year contract.

[Vioxtar]

[QUOTE=T553412;50172942][URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1419234"]This[/URL] one? I manually put it into my background folder, about a year ago[/QUOTE]

I remember this, this is awesome

[Viper123_SWE]

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;50173735]I got a involuntary medical discharge cos I punched my teams corporal in the face after he said some serious shit about what he was going to do to my sister.

Of course it wasn't because I punched him in the face it was because that punch happened to fuck his face up pretty bad and he bitched and moaned to the shrink.

It fucking sucks too because I was just under a year away from fulfilling my 4 year contract.[/QUOTE]

Did the other guy receive any form of punishment for aggravating you?

[RustledJimmys]

[QUOTE=Fredrika;50174022]im getting confused with noofa and jonks avatars[/QUOTE]

Yeah cause they're both SHIT.

[RustledJimmys]

Cry more ya wog cunt.

[ichiman94]

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;50173652]brb polishing the victorias cross i got in the great war from killing 60 huns[/QUOTE]

Attila's wrath is coming

[-Rusty-]

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;50173376]I actually really enjoyed COD3 too and I wish it got a PC release. I really like what they did with the story and just the levels in the overall campaigns.

[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

I reckon we should do a little rank listing for all currently serving and retired military personal regulars in this thread, just for a bit of fun.

I'll start things off;

[u]Commissioned Officers;[/u]
Gtanoofa - [i]Anthypolochagos (Second Lieutenant)[/i] (OF1) [b]Hellenic Army IV Corps[/b]

[u]Enlisted Men;[/u]
Rick Vice - [i]Sersjant[/i] (OR5/E5) [b]FSAN/FSSTS/Norwegian Army Defense medical center[/b]
Bloocobalt - [i]Specialist[/i] (E4) [b]US Army Finance Corps[/b]
Slim Charles (Jenkins) - [i]Private Proficient[/i] (E3) [b]Royal Australian Infantry Corps[/b][/QUOTE]

I'll add my stuff.

- Rusty- - [i]Corpsman[/i] (E3) [b]US Navy Hospital Corps/Fleet Marine Force[/b] & [i]Specialist[/i] (E4) [b]US Army 1st Cavalry Division/1st Brigade Combat Team[/b]

[Sundownsyndrome]

[url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1515580&p=50172679&viewfull=1#post50172679[/url]
what the fuck is this post

[Joazzz]

[QUOTE=Ageha;50174688][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1515580&p=50172679&viewfull=1#post50172679[/url]
what the fuck is this post[/QUOTE][QUOTE]It's funny because I'm pretty big into BDSM and[/QUOTE]

ok well i guess that IS one way to start a counterargument in a political discussion

[QUOTE=ichiman94;50174556]Attila's wrath is coming[/QUOTE]he said Great War, meaning WW1

germans were called huns in propaganda

[Tbonemeister]

more like its SHit

[RustledJimmys]

[QUOTE=Ageha;50174688][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1515580&p=50172679&viewfull=1#post50172679[/url]
what the fuck is this post[/QUOTE]

Why are Facepunchers so creepy.

[-Rusty-]

Taggart's PC fan is dead.. so I'll post his for him.

Taggart - [i]Lance Corporal[/i] (OR-3/E3) - [b]Duke of Lancaster's Regiment[/b]

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

[QUOTE=gtanoofa;50174775][editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

lmao[/QUOTE]

shut u noofa ur my sub now get back on the sandwich rack or else it's mustard time 4 u

[Conely]

*teleports next to u on the sidewalk so you have to move out of the way and its kind of a little awkward*

"heh... yeah thats what i thought.... [I]s[B]ub[/B][/I]"

[Tbonemeister]

*teleports into the torpedo hatch of Kursk submarine with a hologram katana*

crashing this submarine with nothing personnel surviving... [b])))[/b]

[Devil Traitor]

[QUOTE=Luxuria;50174726]Why are Facepunchers so creepy.[/QUOTE]

I don't know why but I took a screenshot and keep it.

[IMG]http://www.wduwant.com/index_uploads/uploads/2ae5b5688ee0.JPG[/IMG]

[Tbonemeister]

i hope he puts that on greenlight because i would buy the fuck out of it

[-Rusty-]

Updated the list.[U]
[B]
Commissioned Officers:[/B][/U]
Gtanoofa - [U][I]Anthypolochagos (Second Lieutenant)[/I] (OF1)[/U] [B]Hellenic Army IV Corps[/B]

[B][U]Enlisted Men:[/U][/B]
Rick Vice - [U][I]Sersjant[/I] (OR5/E5)[/U] [B]FSAN/FSSTS/Norwegian Army Defense medical center[/B]
Bloocobalt - [U][I]Specialist[/I] (E4)[/U] [B]US Army Finance Corps[/B]
Slim Charles (Jenkins) - [U][I]Private Proficient[/I] (E3)[/U] [B]Royal Australian Infantry Corps[/B]
-Rusty- - [U]Corpsman (E3)[/U] [B]US Navy Hospital Corps/Fleet Marine Force/2MARDIV[/B] & [U]Specialist (E4)[/U][B] US Army 1st Cavalry Division/1st Brigade Combat Team[/B]
Taggart - [U]Lance Corporal (OR-3/E3)[/U] - [B]British Army/Duke of Lancaster's Regiment[/B]

[ReverendV92]

Prince died.

I guess you could say he's the artist formerly known as living.

[Joazzz]

that joke is already both old AND stolen

[ReverendV92]

Fuck you I came up with that on my own.

[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

Who'd I steal it from then big boy?

[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

With your big overcompensating power armour?

[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

Yeah fight me 1v1 Tesco

[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

Only reason I even knew he died was when I went on Facebook a few minutes ago and it's the top headline along with formerly wrestler Chyna dying too.

I don't know anything about either of these people.

[editline]21st April 2016[/editline]

[t]https://i.gyazo.com/c13abc803f41032d0116f620605ddb9e.png[/t]

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

l m a o

[ReverendV92]

We should have a FP meetup where we all go pub crawling and then go full Irish and have a knock-down-drag-em-out-bar-fight.