Screenshot Section Chat Thread V9: A shithouse thread for shithouse people - Garry's Mod

Holy shit the french government actually asked a rapper who constantly spits on France to have a gig at a celebration for the french soldiers who died at Verdun. [sp]he was also proven to be sexist and homophobic[/sp] There's no word to describe how fucking pissed I am.

Who's this rapper, exactly?

Black M, french rapper from Guinnea, who's talked about France being a "kouffar country" (kouffar = infidel) and many other nice things like that. He's (sadly)pretty popular amongst the teenagers.

SFM has been lagging horribly for me since yesterday evening. All actions are delayed by ~1 second of freezing. This is really frustrating.

Is it a common/normal thing to hold an MP-18 by it's drum magazine?

You probably can without causing any problems, but they've got the wooden stock for a reason. It's not like a Sten gun where the mag is just about the only thing you can hold onto.

Computer is on the way back to the Techpriest, should be upgraded and ready to ship out on Monday back to me

praise the machine spirit

That's a funny way of saying Aloha Snackbar

[t]https://i.gyazo.com/191661578276740b8216d1c53753d347.png[/t] I need to clean this thing out. I haven't cleaned it since high school. Which was 5 years ago.

Do I look like Rastifan to you? Finding a lot of images that bring back memories of times passed. It's making me sad remembering all the good times. [video]https://youtu.be/8es1Ce14rVY[/video] I think this was the first attempt I made at making a serious post for ESPW. It's utter shit but I posted it anyway.

FUCK THIS REALLY FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS GOODAMM SOCIALISM I VERY SURE THAT (FEW GOOD) HATE WRITING ALL CAPS BUT I HAVE TO DO IT, SINCE I GETTING VERY BAD AND DESPERATE! (IF NOT WAS FOR MY MOM THAT GOT ME VERY SAD) I´M HAVING A VERY BAD SITUATION I'M ALMOST BROKE (WORKING ON A CLOTHING STORE IN A SHOPPING CENTER, BUT THANKS TO POWER RATIONING, WE LOST TWO COMPUTERS AND UNABLE TO PAY THE RENT AND US THE EMPLOYEES, THE OWNER FIRED TO EVERYONE DISMANTLED THE STORE AND LEFT) MY MOM TAKE 2 MONTHS WITHOUT PAYING. I HAVE FOOD POISONING LAST WEEK THANKS TO UNIVERSITY FOOD. I HAVE NO MORE FOOD IN MY HOUSE, WE TRYING TO BUY FOOD EARLY IN A HUGE LINE SINCE 4:00AM WAITING THAT SUPERMARKET OPENS, AND BEFORE THAT WE CAN COME IN INSIDE TO BUY(WE LEFT AS 25 PEPOLE AND VERY BURNED FOR SUM), A HUGE LINE ON CUNTS (BACHAQUEROS) APPEARED COMPLETE TO ALL ITS RELATIVES AND TAKE AWAY WITH ALL FOOD AND LET ANYONE WITHOUT FOOD MY MOM WAS ALMOST ABOUT TO CRY, THAT.....GOT ME TOO HARD, I HAVE FOR RATIONING (MILITARY STYLE) TO WITHSTAND 5 OR 6 HOURS WITHOUT EAT UNTIL THE NIGHT FOR SAVE FOOD I HAVE BEEN VERY HUNGRY AND ALMOST PASS OUT THAT SOME OF MY FIRENDS, SHARE SOME OF THIS FOOD TO ME TO EAT. ON MY UNIVERSITY, ALMOST ALL ADMINISTRATIVE STAFF INCLUDED BUS DRIVERS GOES ON STRIKE LEADING FROM JANUARY WITHOUT PAYING THEM, EVER SCHOLARSHIPS TO STUDENTS NOT WAS PAY (WE HAVE SOME CLASS BUT IS HARD WITH STRIKE) WE NOT HAVE DINING ROOM THERE IS NO FOOD AND STAFF HAVE PROBLEMS WITH STATE SUPPLIERS FOR SOME DEBIT. THING THAT ALL CLASSES OF THE AFTERNOON END UP SUSPENDED, TOO CLOSE THAT MAY DECLARE INDEFINITE STRIKE AND CLOSE THE UNIVERSITY. RISKING CHANCE OF LEAVING A NUMBER OF STUDENTS THAT ARE GOING TO GRADUATE (AS ME) IN LIMBO WITHOUT GRADUATING. THIS MADE ME TRAPPED IN SOME CATCH 22 (STUDY AND CAN´T BUY FOOD IF I MISS CLASSES "CAN" GET FOOD BUT I CAME VERY LOST AND LOSE EXAMS AND GETS FLUNK OUT) THE ELECTRIC CUTS, RUINED ME ALMOST EVERYTHING I CAN NEITHER DO PROPERLY PORTS WITHOUT LOSING MUCH OF MY WORK. I AM EXHAUSTED I CAN´T EVER FOCUS FINE, TRYING TO HELP MY MOM IN SOMETHING TO EVEN THINK JOIN IN ARMED FORCES (I KNOW BUT THAT OTHER OPTIONS DO ?). IF NOT WAS THAT GMOD MY TABLET OR SOME THING IN STEAM THAT KEEPING ME DISCONNECTED FROM HERE WOULD BE LOST AND DEPRESSED. I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE (IN STEAM, BY MP) ANYWHERE. (AND NO T-BONE, THE USA EMBASSY IN CARACAS, REPORTED THAT NOT GIVING VISAS FOR AMOUNT OF REQUESTS RECEIVING DAILY (SO MUCH NEITHER THE AMBASSADOR CAN´T SLEEP), LIMITING APPOINTMENTS FOR VISAS EACH FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH)

Does anyone have a working copy of the Ignore STool? The one I got from workshop doesn't do jack shit.

[QUOTE=Elcard100;50310478]-big post-[/QUOTE] If you try to get visa, maybe you should try at the canadian embassy.

[QUOTE=Benx303;50314549]If you try to get visa, maybe you should try at the canadian embassy.[/QUOTE] Honestly had not thought about canada, need review as is the process Only my doubt if it is really necessary to need to learn French too? and besides I've seen other Canadians facepunchers that live there is very expensive, is that true?

[QUOTE=Elcard100;50315779]Honestly had not thought about canada, need review as is the process Only my doubt if it is really necessary to need to learn French too? and besides I've seen other Canadians facepunchers that live there is very expensive, is that true?[/QUOTE] French is not necessary to live in Canada, no. There's many Canadians that don't know jack shit about French or are simply not competent in it. With it being expensive? Depends on how much your dollar is in value to theirs.

Anyone here who's wathcing the Eurovision final tonight? Also what do you aussies think of the finalists, are you rooting for your own participant? [editline]14th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Elcard100;50315779]Honestly had not thought about canada, need review as is the process Only my doubt if it is really necessary to need to learn French too? and besides I've seen other Canadians facepunchers that live there is very expensive, is that true?[/QUOTE] As an absolute last resort I can suggest going to the swedish embassy in Caracas. We let anyone and everyone in so there's a big chance you could get help there. Downside is of course that the office of immigration is retarded and might send you back in five years for no good reason.

I would also suggest trying the Brazilian embassy, but because we got a new president, and Maduro sure as hell didn't like that, it's likely to make things tougher but I'd say it's still worth a shot.

I don't know how money works in Venezuela (is it like the Japanese Yen?), but one unit of Venezuelan currency equates to 13 Canadian cents, which is 3 cents more than American. Like Scorpo said, it's not mandatory to know French unless you move to Quebec or are looking for a high up government position or anything like that. Plus, it's a pretty neat country to live in. Very diverse, especially in the Toronto area.

Don't come to the UK. Not that we have anything against refugees, it's just shit here.

Do you guys happen to know any community where I could share my pictures? DeviantArt is out of the question, so is Reddit. Unfortunately Facepunch can't suit my needs and I haven't had luck searching on Google

Why doesn't Facepunch "suit your needs"

Between me not posting regularly and knowing any of you it seems like most of my posts are straight up ignored. Many posts weren't replied to and neither given a stupid rating whilst a lot of others' do I've also been accused of ignoring criticism. Maybe I've given that impression for whatever reason I've realised I've set a bad precedent here and would like to start anew in a new community as a nobody and see where it goes from there, I get nothing by trying to do anything here

What? I don't think you've started any bad precedent. If people are not responding then maybe the stuff you're doing is generic or people have seen it before?

[t]https://a.pomf.cat/upuorg.jpeg[/t] Might need an umbrella

Welp, Ukraine won ESC (purely political win) instead of Australia who deserved the win.

meh eurovision has always been about that and money

Isn't Eurovision always about politics? Don't countries give points to other countries they're afraid might start a war if they don't get any?

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;50321702]Welp, Ukraine won ESC (purely political win) instead of Australia who deserved the win.[/QUOTE] I dont really see how it was political? Also, poor Germany that only got 11 points.

It plays a huge factor yes, but most of time actual good songs win the contest. The last time there was a political win like this was 2014 when Conchita Wurst won due to his/her transexual status. [editline]15th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=theobod;50321899]I dont really see how it was political? Also, poor Germany that only got 11 points.[/QUOTE] "Fuck Russia." "Poor Ukraine." Their song was shit and the most politically loaded one in years, it was literally about the massacre of Ukraine's people during WW2 carried out by the Soviets. [editline]15th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=F T;50321882]Isn't Eurovision always about politics? Don't countries give points to other countries they're afraid might start a war if they don't get any?[/QUOTE] Balkans vote for eachother. Baltic sea countries vote for eachother. West EU vote for eachother. Nordic countries vote for eachother.