Damn, it gotta be really warm if that destroyed razorback is melting. :v:
yes i'm still not sure how much i should crumple the thing
[editline]21st February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;49785059]razorback[/QUOTE]rhino
Wow, I say 'What are they?' to Kali's bayonets and then FT posts a comment mocking me on Steam...
Fucking FT, just wont give up...
[B]Day 3[/B]
Aw fuck, they’re wearing maid uniforms. And their panties are showing. God. Fucking. Dammit. To the tune of Down With The Sickness, too. At least my music choice for this playthrough is good for a chuckle.
My god, even their name tags are colour coded to their character. At least the art team is consistent.
We have the worst goddamned business cards I’ve ever seen for a pastry shop. A graphic designer Kashou is not.
Some more ditzy-Chocolate-is-a-ditz shenanigans and a commercial break.
Following that rum break is an extended sequence of the cats swatting a toy mouse back and forth. Naturally. Apparently Kashou is only just now considering getting a book on raising catgirls, despite owning this weird pair for what I can only assume is several years. This paradox will never be explained to me and I’m already using more brain power on this game than I should be, so we’ll just move right along.
Off to the drugstore! I could use some aspirin.
Apparently in the several years my stupid sister and I have owned these stupid cats, nobody bothered to tell them what menstrual pain was, or why we have household medicine instead of going to the hospital for everything (does Japan have universal healthcare?) Exactly how long have we had these animals? From the sounds of it, we haven’t been teaching them much. My cat in real life could probably do long division if she wanted to.
I can’t do long division.
Anyway, Vanilla has disappeared to the washroom and it’s heavily implied that she’s having her period…waitaminute are these girls actually underage? Fuck sakes. I’m putting myself on government watch lists just posting a playthrough summary of a visual novel.
So we head back to the pastry shop and we have some sexual innuendos featuring two possibly underaged catgirls. Fantastic. And Chocolate spills cream all over herself and Vanilla (GODDAMMIT). Kashou muses about bathing catgirls and how he considers them sisters/daughters (pick one, you creepazoid). Apparently these catgirls haven’t entered “mating season” (OH FUCK THEY’RE UNDERAGE, ABANDON PLAYTHROUGH), which is why they’re struggling with understanding human emotions (wot?) Something something Vanilla is washing Chocolate’s tail ohgodIimgoingtojailforthis.
Day 3 was a bit short so I'll also add [B]Day 4[/B]
We finally open the goddamn bakery!
Is everyone in this city a woman? Literally everyone, from the food cart owner to the IKEA delivery person to my first fucking customer has been a woman. It’s times like these that I lean back and think to myself “yep, this is a visual novel.”
Oh, and she’s important, too. This female gets a character portrait. After being harassed my…employees this should be great.
Or she can start going on about the psychological implications of my design and location choices. It’s going to be one of these people.
Oh fuck, it’s my sister. And she brought four more catgirls with her.
As the Orks say, ‘ere we go, lads!
So we’re introduced to Azuki, the hip-speaking, presumably sporty one; Maple, the valley girl; Cinnamon, the innocent, to-the-point, formal-speaking one; and Coconut, the one with heterochromia and DD breasts (who is strangely the second-youngest).
Shit-gure is adamant about pretending to be not my little sister, despite literally dropping FOUR family pets out of her dress (somehow).
When she finally drops the act, it’s revealed that Vanilla had dropped one of my shitty business cards to her in the washroom at the drugstore (so it wasn’t a period thing). Now I bet I’m going to have the whole goddamned family in my tiny upstairs house. When the bitchster talks about getting mad at her for barging into my business/home, she tells me to be “firm yet kind”. Glad to see the implied incest is still kicking.
Also, Jesus surfboarding Christ the juggle physics are strong with Coconut. They go gonzo at the slightest provocation. Now we know where the animation budget went.
After promising to call me mum every now and then (dad doesn’t give a fuck, apparently), Shigoawayalreadygoddammit states that she was looking forward to “gentle scolding from her big brother”. Moving along…
It’s finally revealed what our family is so well respected for: candy making! Geez and here was me thinking the Dukies did something interesting, like being Supreme Court judges, or military vets or something, but nope! We make candy! Good to know. Also, apparently my bakery is “western styled”.
Continuing the incest subplot, Shigonnarunoutofnamejokessoon wants to install a cameras all over my house so she can “watch [me] 24/7!”…Is it possible to get restraining orders on teenagers?
Also, catgirls apparently need to have special work permits to be allowed to be hired as employees. Is catgirl rights seriously a subplot in this game? Well at least it’s better than a harem plot (which I’m sure is forthcoming). Also, how the fuck did I, a manager of a business, not know this? Or is this just the typical anime “as you know” nonsense again?
It was at this point I got my first steam card for this game. 38 cents CAD? Damn, maybe there IS a use to playing this game.
As the Coheed and Cambria kicks in, I’m told that the bells the new four catgirls wear around their necks is a symbol of a work permit. Great, practical reasons to present kinks in-universe. I guess it’s better than nothing. Apparently only one in ten catgirls passes the test to earn it, so not only do we have six nekos in the house, they’re also mary sues! Beautiful.
Oh and I just noticed Cinnamon’s huge tits. Just felt the need to point that out. In more sensible exposition, the bells have a GPS built into them, and I’m sure this will never become plot relevant at all ever, no sir. Also holy shit, Coconut’s attire barely covers more than it exposes. I can see her fucking thong straps!
Now you might be wondering, “Alsojames, why are you looking at the hips of a catgirl in a cringey VN?” To that I answer, “BECAUSE IT’S RIGHT BEHIND THE TRANSPARENT DIALOGUE BOX I USE TO READ THINGS”
And could Sister-cunt stop shoving her face into two thirds of my screen space every time she’s talking to me? It’s creepy enough with the incest vibes, but now those big purple eyes are staring into my soul at the same time? Bugger off, will you please!
Oh well, she bought all my cakes, so at least I’m turning a profit.
[QUOTE=Alsojames;49788105]It was at this point I got my first steam card for this game. 38 cents CAD? Damn, maybe there IS a use to playing this game.[/QUOTE]
I might as well buy this game just to make profits.
Holy shit James, this is hilarious to read. You gotta keep going.
god damn
that "game" is even more pathetic than I thought it was
[QUOTE=F T;49789477]god damn
that "game" is even more pathetic than I thought it was[/QUOTE]
what didst thou expect tbh
man i'm so fucking sick of the australian steam store it's such bullshit, I want to get Dark Souls 3 but it's fucking 83 AUD and that's not even including tax.
Steam has had a presence in Australia for well over 10 years now yet they still don't have fucking AUD prices, or slight price drops???
[QUOTE=cooperevans07;49787799]Wow, I say 'What are they?' to Kali's bayonets and then FT posts a comment mocking me on Steam...
Fucking FT, just wont give up...[/QUOTE]
To be fair tho, how didn't you see that they were knives/bayonets? Like, it's not like they looked like a car or a box of dildos.
Got this awesome mask today, an Avon FM53 :D It's very cool.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/uQTyE65.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/N0Lac6I.jpg[/t]
glad to see that some FP stereotypes still hold true
wouldn't a simpler mask be better for that?
Just get a dust mask. Military gas masks might work for asbestos but they're kind of overkill and you never know if the filters are expired or not.
Plus, if you go for older masks there's always the possibility of there being asbestos in the filters. It's made out to be a lot bigger problem than it actually is, but unless you can find the guide someone made detailing exactly which filters have asbestos and which don't, it's kind of a gamble.
I kind of collect gas masks too, but I tend to go for the classier ones.
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9988278/airsoft2015/stuff/IMG_0440.JPG[/t]
and a big mask like that would catch on pipes and stuff in confined spaces + i would assume cuts off your field of view
all the easier for the murder-hobos to sneak up on you
If I'd ever buy a gasmask it'd be a russian PBF mask;
[t]http://gasmaskandrespirator.wikia.com/wiki/File:Pbf.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=RainBD7;49790776]Got this awesome mask today, an Avon FM53 :D It's very cool.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/uQTyE65.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/N0Lac6I.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
How much was yours? I've been wanting to get one but the prices are insane.
[QUOTE=gtanoofa;49790805]i want to buy a gas mask because i go urbexing on rare occations and pre 2k build structures have asbestos that is dangerous to inhale.[/QUOTE]
I've had to work in a couple old houses for work and aslong as you wear a respirator, gloves and long sleeve clothes and pants, just make sure to wash your clothes afterwards.
But to be brutally honest you aren't truely safe dealing with houses with loose asbestos without a full fuckin hazmat suit. You shouldn't be fucking around in old houses asbestos leads to some nasty shit later in life.
What was the name of that fuck-old town in Australia (now vacant) where they used to mine asbestos and then there's pics of the townspeople and kids playinga round with it?
Remember reading about it and how like only a handful of those who formerly lived there managed to avoid getting cancer and other shit.
[QUOTE=Slim Charles;49789777]man i'm so fucking sick of the australian steam store it's such bullshit, I want to get Dark Souls 3 but it's fucking 83 AUD and that's not even including tax.[/QUOTE]
I think we share this feeling.
[IMG]http://orig11.deviantart.net/116d/f/2016/053/b/c/sem_ttulo_2_by_peixeserra-d9spy1z.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Luxuria;49791427]How much was yours? I've been wanting to get one but the prices are insane.[/QUOTE]
Managed to pick it up for £45
[QUOTE=RainBD7;49791843]Managed to pick it up for £45[/QUOTE]
I hate you.
Bear in mind this is the UK where they're probably more common.
Not as common as the GSR, though. Which is like a goofy exaggerated comedy version of the M50 which was pretty ugly to begin with.
[t]https://assets.digital.cabinet-office.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/image_data/file/15369/GenServResptor_GSR.jpg[/t]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pOY8bB2.jpg[/img]
:smug:
[editline]22nd February 2016[/editline]
In all seriousness, I would take the vehicle crew gasmask Kali made for the Tbonians
[img]https://i.gyazo.com/0d9e3c334cf12a98b42e4d272cc616fe.png[/img]
Good view + straps + easy go filters
It should probably have a hose linked into the vehicle or to a filter on the guy's belt/gear, but that would've been an absolute bastard to rig so I just gave it a filter.
I've no idea what kind of mask the main body of it is supposed to be (it was from the cod:ghosts hazmat guys), but the exhale valve, filter, and voice emitter are taken from a PMK-3.
[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;49792117]It should probably have a hose linked into the vehicle or to a filter on the guy's belt/gear, but that would've been an absolute bastard to rig so I just gave it a filter.
I've no idea what kind of mask the main body of it is supposed to be (it was from the cod:ghosts hazmat guys), but the exhale valve, filter, and voice emitter are taken from a PMK-3.[/QUOTE]
Isn't the original hazmat mask just a regular protection mask for sanitation crews etc.?
Pretty sure the guys that removes fugly street tagging use a similar mask when spraying the tag with high-pressure and ultra-concentrated chemicals.
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