Screenshot Section Chat Thread V9: A shithouse thread for shithouse people - Garry's Mod

The guys in ghosts have some kind of SCBA setup but I'm not sure exactly what type it is or what the mask's called. They're sort of similar to what firefighters use, with a closed respiratory circuit rather than using a filter to make external air safe.

[B]Day 5 of catgirls[/B] With Korn on the playlist, we’re back with the story of the crazy catbro and his incestual sister. Aw fuck, the cats pinkified my bedroom, complete with lace. Now I’ll never get laid. And of course, it’s my fucking sister’s fault. Why is there no cunt punt option in this game? (To be honest, it’s probably because people would be hammering it nonstop if it did exist). Apparently it’s like my room back home, so maybe Kashuo is gay. I don’t know. I don’t judge. Ten bitcoins says incest-chan is planning on sleeping in my bed with me. I can see it coming. Business is picking up and I still don’t have any agency over my actions (Kashuo’s a huge goddamn pushover, total beta). My illegal catgirls are dutifully doing all the work while I sit in the back room on Tinder and writing my memoirs so when my sister finally drives me off the balcony, someone will understand what happened to me. Where are the other four catgirls though? The ones I won’t get fined/shut down for having employed at my establishment? Fucking freeloaders. Apparently I make good cheesecake though, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice. And thus begins the green card subplot for the illegals. Our main two kitty cats have dreams too, you see. Chocolate wants to visit an amusement park, and Vanilla wants to go see an aquarium. I’ve been to an aquarium, they’re pretty neat, but you can’t eat the fish, so I guess Vanilla is going to be super disappointed. Let me take this time to mention that between the last paragraph and this one, I wiki’d this game in an effort to learn more about what the actual fuck is going on here. Most of it was spoilers, so I guess we’ll get to that when we get to it. I did learn that the Ice Cream Flavours are twins, and are 9 months old. Yeesh. We’re rocking Hollywood Undead, so let’s kick some tail. Training montage! (Do the Ice Cream Twins have permanent bruises on their cheeks or is that supposed to be a constant blush?) So this test is to test a catgirl’s ability to suppress her instincts (going after mice, being all snuggly with people when they’re in the middle of work, etc) and acting like normal human beans. Or at least what passes for human beans when it involves lolis with ears and tails, but whatever. Kashuo’s just sipping tea with Heterochromia Bustytits and one of the other catgirls while this is going on, so I guess I’ll just be observing for this. I put on Eye of the Tiger while this was happening, natch. Also I’m sensing some twincest vibes emanating from Vanilla’s direction. Something about being “Chocolate’s partner”. I may be reading too much into nothing, but this game is full of innuendos and euphemisms so maybe I’m not crazy. Suddenly there’s an art shift and now we’re all in chibi form. Somehow this makes things ten times creepier. Also, for some reason Weirdeyes DoubleDs’ face is way up at the top of the screen, with her humongous melons right where my eyes’ natural position (that being middle of the screen). Yes, I see your huge tits, Coconut, please get them out of my face. Anyway this montage is basically Incest-chan waving things that cats typically love in front of the collared kitties and showing how they don’t flip their shit like a normal cat would, thus proving they can act like normal people in public. Apparently this is a huge achievement. They should subject human children to this before they let their parents take them on public transit; it’d make my morning commutes a lot more bearable. Also these examples fail miserably. One cat attacks some tuna Brotherfucker pulls out from under her kimono (is that a euphemism? Has to be…) and Coconut assaults Chocolate trying to get at a fly (okay I’ll admit that one was funny). Commercial break time, and I need to go rob a pirate for some rum. Wait…now the bell test has a written part to it…and it involves academic knowledge? I’m confused. Then again, I’m not really paying the most attention to the fine details, so it’s not that big of a deal. Somehow I get roped into drinking tea with my incestuous brat of a sister. Also, what the heck is LIME? And why do we have YouChube and Dwitter instead of Youtube and Twitter? Does it cost licensing money to use the actual names? Also, Cinnamon’s a pervert who keeps explaining things in a sexual manner. I identify with this one. Just wait until tomorrow. Episode 6 is a doozy.

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;49789849]To be fair tho, how didn't you see that they were knives/bayonets? Like, it's not like they looked like a car or a box of dildos.[/QUOTE] I saw that they were bayonets, I just didn't know why Kali was saying they were special.

Because he pretty much scratch made them himself and was really proud of it.

I get that he was proud of it and all, but I didn't know that. And still, they just seemed like bayonets to me.

Well, they [i]are[/i] bayonets. It's just that instead of digging through gamebanana files or going to Turbosquid to pay money for some, he made them himself and wanted to share them with everyone because he is very proud of his work.

Alright. On another note, I have been working on my dad's 1968 Pontiac Firebird. [IMG]http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq181/cooperevans001/2016-02-22_21.45.261_zpsbzomuza3.jpg[/IMG] Stripped the underlay out, removed the seats, and I am working on scraping the adhesives from the underlay.

I had no idea he made them until I was told about it. Like gtanoofa said, good job Kali. I certainly couldn't make them from scratch if I tried.

what should i pose

nazi bake sale and/or dance party

[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;49798667]nazi bake sale and/or dance party[/QUOTE] A'ight that's a good one.

[B]Day 6 of Catgirls--aka the episode where shit goes down[/B] Catgirls purr when you pet them. I don’t know what I expected. Oh, it’s part of the test. Not purring when petted. Well that would make sense, except Vanilla is basically making orgasm noises and has her tail stick straight up when she makes me test her on it (to be fair, my cat in real life does that too). And yes, Vanilla is crushing on her twin. Outstanding. So we go through a bunch of different tests to see if the Ice Cream Twins can curb their animalistic behavior. Some of these I don’t quite understand though; if someone clapped loudly in my face or shoved their index finger in front of my nose after sticking it in blue cheese, I’d react the same way they did. I guess I don’t get to wear a bell around my neck and go out in public. That’s fine, I don’t go out in public anyway. The real test should be sticking a pickle behind them when they aren’t looking and seeing how they react. That’d be good for a laugh. Oh well, I just made 42 cents on another steam card from this game. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving. Naturally, the tests are all failures so the plot arc gets extended a few more sessions. Hooray for filler! They get high as a kite off catnip, so we’re treated to sexual assault jokes and a really uncomfortable sleeping arrangement, and I swear to god almighty if I get another ad with upbeat pop music before my metal I’m going to punt one of these pussies across the goddamn street! Apparently we deliver via catgirl. I thought they couldn’t go out in public without bells? Fuck me, law is confusing. Oh wait, they have their bells now. For once I’m actually happy. No more shitty failure montages! On the other hand, more fetish fuel. I’m not sure how to feel about this. The game does make a point of shoving it your face though. WEWEARINGBELLSNOWLOOKATUSWEHAVEBELLSCLOSEUPONTHEBELLSRINGRINGLOOKATOURBELLS. I can see the changes on your character model, you don’t need to do a whole spiel about it. But it’s anime, what did I expect? Certainly not a ten minute long “yay for us” sequence, no sir. Oh, and I just discovered a chest bounciness slider, the default position being right in the middle zone. How is it possible to have the tits in this game bounce MORE ridiculously? You know what, forget I asked. For once the food cart girl and her owner aren’t at the park on the way home. I’m just going to assume they got eaten by werewolves and won’t be seen again, which is fine with me. I’ve already got six catgirls and a horny, underaged, incestuous sister living at my house, I don’t need any more weird. We sit on the bench and Chocolate flirts with me for a while. It’d be silly if she weren’t retardedly underage. And a cat. Vanilla shows up and basically tells us to make room for Jesus because I’m not allowed to fuck my adopted cat/daughter/sister thing, which honestly is fine by me, but the game doesn’t give me any agency so it turns awkward, of course. Then they sit on my lap, because one good awkward turn deserves another. Am I speeding through the dialogue faster or are the commercial breaks coming faster than they used to? Who knows, not me. The bruise/blush on Chocolate’s face is getting bigger. I guess I’ve been abusing her more than usual lately. Orrrrr we’re starting a plot arc about a nine month old catgirl crushing on her (presumably) twentysomething owner/master/adoptive father/brother/healthy nut. Hooray, more weird plot arcs. According to Steam Achievements, I’m about halfway through the game now. Deep breath, it’ll only get weirder from here, I’m sure. I also just realized how huge the Ice Cream Twins’ hair is. Good god, how do you brush that shit?? Oh I just realized Chocolate’s probably in heat. FUCKING FANTASTIC. Now there’s another horny, underage girl in my house. I get Vanilla to carry her upstairs and hopefully calm her cat-tits before I go upstairs. Being an on-rails bakery manager is tiring work. “Forced clothing mode activated”…I won’t comment on that. We are treated to what can only be described as Chocolate learning how to masturbate (eurgh…) before being interrupted by Kashou. So like any good, Christian cat owner, we take her to the clinic to see what the fuck is wrong with her (even though I have a pretty good idea already). And then Vanilla sniffs her and informs me that she “came”. Well I guess the cat’s out of the bag on that one (ehehehehe). Could’ve been a lot less creepy, but then again look at the game I’m playing. Sigh. Is this whole game an analogy for raising kids? I certainly hope not. And then Vanilla goes and makes it a billion times creepier by suggesting I have sex with Chocolate. Look, I don’t care if it’s unhealthy for catgirls to not be able to express their feelings properly. I am not fucking the Lolita catgirl! There is one good thing about this speech though, I’m told that catgirls and humans can’t have kids together. Thank god for that. I’m sure there’s rule 34 of it somewhere, though. There are, however, humans who make catgirls their “partner”. Mood. Ruined. My god, this game is really pushing the “fuck the cat” angle. Please don’t actually make me do it. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaaase. OH FUCK IT’S SHOWING VANILLA FINGERING CHOCOLATE FROM BEHIND IS THIS GOING TO BE A THREEWAY OH FUCK OH GOD THERE’S SOUND EFFECTS FUCKING HELL MY EYES ARE BLEEDING OH SHIT SHE’S GIVING ME A BLOWJOB AND IT’S ACTUALLY SHOWING IT WITH THE CLICHED JAPANESE DICK CENSOR AND IT’S SHOWING IT GET ALL WET WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME MAKE THE SOUND EFFECTS STOP PLEASE OH DEAR GOD THIS IS NOT OKAY THIS IS NOT OKAY THIS IS NOT OKAY AND VANILLA IS GETTING IN ON IT TOO IT’S SO HARD TO WRITE THIS BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SWITCH WINDOWS TO WRITE THE SFX CONTINUE IN THE BACKGROUND OVER MY MUSIC I CAN NEVER LISTEN TO DEFTONES AGAIN OH GODDAMMIT WHY DID I INSTALL THE UNCENSOR PATCH I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. Jesus tapdancing Christ, that was gross. Does it really have to linger on the image so long? Fuck sakes. AW FUCK SHE’S GOING AT IT AGAIN AND NOW WE’RE GOING FOR THE VAGINAL SEX WHY IS IT STILL GOING I SHOULD BE FINISHED AT THIS POINT WHY IS IT STILL GOING GOOD GOD. Somehow showing Kashou from behind fucking Chocolate is worse than if it were a straight POV. The…colour palette is making me eye my white cheddar mac n cheese with disgust in my mouth. Forgive me, Kraft. I’m rapid clicking through this dialogue so fast my mum thinks there’s something wrong with me. NOPE NOTHING WRONG OVER HERE JUST PLAYING A GAME ON THE INTERNET NO PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT MY SCREEN THANKS OKAY BYE HAVE FUN AT YOGA. OH FUCK SAKES NOW IT’S ANIMATED TOO. I WILL NOT BE SLEEPING TONIGHT, NO SIR. AND THEY’RE CUMSWAPPING TOO, WHAT THE FUCK. Oh thank Christ it’s over now. I think I’m done for tonight. I need to curl up with a stuffed animal and…actually no, fur of any kind is going to trigger me super hard right now. I just need to sleep. Forever.

oh my god man

And there's about three or four sex scenes in the whole thing. None in Vol. 0.

What an amazing story

Alsojames, Try and post all of your nekopara stories in Catgirls thread. No, I have a better idea: make a thread in general discussion or games discussion. I don't know which one.

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;49802467]Alsojames, Try and post all of your nekopara stories in Catgirls thread. No, I have a better idea: make a thread in general discussion or games discussion. I don't know which one.[/QUOTE] Yeah maybe I'll compile them all in a new thread for the rest of facepunch to enjoy.

Just imagine it, a thread about anime catgirls (w/ sex) Best thread ever

so is anyone else's gmod fucked at the moment? i got some weird shit going on with mine. [editline]24th February 2016[/editline] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/315620766153325959/8A5DF057BA586C270E298819690D5EF6E08EB3B5/[/t] HUD is blue, everything is darker, console is also blue and transparent, the font looks weird as fuck, and the spawn menu is transparent what the fuuuck

its either your gpu, or gmod got a ui update

turns out it was neither this big update they made fucked up any addon folder that has a resources or script folder this includes mod content

[QUOTE=Alsojames;49802498]Yeah maybe I'll compile them all in a new thread for the rest of facepunch to enjoy.[/QUOTE]"Alsojames plays Nekopara! or: At the Mountains of Madness"

[QUOTE=F T;49803392]turns out it was neither this big update they made fucked up any addon folder that has a resources or script folder this includes mod content[/QUOTE] Tell me about it. I had like 5 games/mods in my addon folder, I started a map in gmod and I had the checkered screen and there was no weapon sounds or icons. What was the damn point of this update?

[QUOTE=F T;49803392]turns out it was neither this big update they made fucked up any addon folder that has a resources or script folder this includes mod content[/QUOTE] Tell me your fix when you get online, oh great one

I got the same shit as Trek, talking with ElCard, he told me that the cause was content from games that you don't own (E.G: CSS, DoD, etc) and a possible solution was just leaving the Models/Materials folders, nothing else

I don't get why people don't do that in the first place I have plenty of mod content installed but it's just the models/materials/maps and sometimes sounds. There's no need for the scripts or resources at all.

Well I learned that the hard way. [editline]24th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=McTbone;49804746]Tell me your fix when you get online, oh great one[/QUOTE] I already told you, you blue bumple.

I hope there's a way to disable the thing that prioritizes loading certain content for certain maps. All my default gmod maps are loading the content from my Sin EP1 content addon over the default HL2 stuff. It doesn't overwrite much, but it's fucked up all the skins for default HL2 doors and that bugs me.

[url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1507693&p=49805383#post49805383[/url] "I made you wait, eh?" -Large leader

Ay guys. Dunno if someone was wondering where was I, but I just had family and school problems. Though times, yeah. So, how you doing guys?