Screenshot Section Chat Thread V9: A shithouse thread for shithouse people - Garry's Mod

most people in this thread could use a porn VR

don't be so hard with yourself

But you have to be hard with yourself to jerk off. Edit: I just made cocktail sauce out of tomato sauce, 2 spoons of lemon juice, and a spoon of sugar along with a couple grinds of salt and pepper. Shit was good. Shrimp for breakfast!

what the fuck microsoft piss off and stop planning windows 10 upgrades fucking dickheads

disable updates so they don't try to sneak one in on you

[QUOTE=DaFrostIsReal;50039798]most people in this thread could use a porn VR[/QUOTE] says one of the virgins

-sniper-

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;50039999]says one of the virgins[/QUOTE] prove it

You seem really young [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] I mean I didn't loose mine till I was 16, but then again a fair few of my mates lost theirs at like 13 and 14 so I dunno.

I forgot how awful Florida drivers are, it's easy to understand New York and Staten Island drivers but these people are fucking psychological warfare

I guarantee Calishitnia drivers are worse. Got a new emoticon: [t]https://i.gyazo.com/053d0aa5e516de62e714e0116577cc1a.png[/t] Crafted the badge and got a kebab.

I bet noofa's real name is Yanni.

wic is still one of my favourite rtses [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/279595144897575532/336102641FBC96F04D1EC4D603B576B67CF75739/[/t] [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/279595144898244779/DA97065361097F91D4EC1807CEC768176C76FD37/[/t] [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/279595144898245165/C3A8B1C3E52B529D011135C820BD63C0F25BA2F0/[/t] [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] such a good game, it's aged really well too, still feels fresh

WiC is fucking great, I replay the campaign like at least once every year.

I really wish Lego Rock Raiders worked on Windows 7. The W7 versions of DirectX are missing a binary needed to run it so I can't relive a part of my childhood. [video=youtube;kORJI4wOZho]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kORJI4wOZho[/video]

[QUOTE=simkas;50040878]WiC is fucking great, I replay the campaign like at least once every year.[/QUOTE] it just feels magical actually caring about a game story is nice :VVVVVV the short cutscenes in wic have more humanity than 90% of games do

i managed to upload the video from yesterday's takeoff and i was impressed it had a 720p HD option [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=398lvivTbjs[/media] I'm sorry if I keep bugging you all with this stuff, I didn't know how much I missed the thrill of flying until the engines kicked on during takeoff

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTdwxpSNgCc[/media]

I'm crazy skeptical about Escape from Tarkov. Everything they've been showing has been carefully scripted, and shows the polish of a triple A demo. Their entire pre-release strategy seems to revolve around hyperbole and pandering to get as many pre-orders as possible. It reeks of being nothing more then a con. [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] Every detail, even down to the person in the A in the logo seem's like it's constructed to take advantage of consumers looking for DayZ alternatives.

I fully agree, but you can't deny that the game looks good. I wont be one of those that will buy it as soon as it drops, just wait and see I guess.

Seems like it could be DayZ all over again with a promising subject that's never delivered.

give me my Rising Storm 2 so i can play it when its crowded and then after three months it'll be a ghost town

[QUOTE=theobod;50041552]I fully agree, but you can't deny that the game looks good. I wont be one of those that will buy it as soon as it drops, just wait and see I guess.[/QUOTE] It looks good because they know good visuals are the easiest way to draw in potential customers. The chances of the entire game looking like that are very low. I just hope consumers have learned to not be suckered in by the hype train before the game is done. I would love to be proven wrong and have the game end up being fantastic, but so far all of their material has done nothing but fire off red flags in my head.

Yet another game I'd be actually excited for if it wasn't just multiplayer. Even a coop mode would be great. I started playing Armored Warfare recently and the fact it has PVE as well as PVP makes it the best online game I've played in a really, really long time. It's like WOT but with slightly worse controls and without the shitty ww2 tanks.

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;50040165]I mean I didn't loose mine till I was 16[/QUOTE]what the fuck is that old for you or what, i'm 21 and a half and i'm still a fucking pathetic virgin and here you're talking like fucking at 16 is somehow late, jesus i should just fucking kill myself because at this point there's clearly no hope left for me

That's hardly worth fussing over at all let alone killing yourself for it.

like i'm a metal musician and it's a common assumption that people in that business are super experienced sexually for obvious reasons so what the hell do you think is going to happen if i tell a girl that i'm like a fucking 22 year old guitarist and i don't know how sex works, what the fuck are they going to think, they're going to bail that instant and i'll never be able to live with the personal guilt of that episode [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] hell i fucked up my first attempt at approaching the fairer sex so hard i was basically traumatized into asexuality for the next four to five years and to think of it because of that i haven't been able to do anything except masturbate ever since because at least my dick won't stab me in the back and ruin me emotionally, i've never been able to get back the little self esteem i had and lost even though i've tried [I]i can't even comprehend - as in i literally can't wrap my brain around - casual relationships because i'm just that bad a neanderthal when it comes to sexuality, fuck[/I]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm approaching 23 and have never had a girlfriend. I'm shit with people and even worse with girls so it's no real surprise.

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[QUOTE=Joazzz;50041804]like i'm a metal musician and it's a common assumption that people in that business are super experienced sexually for obvious reasons[/QUOTE] Not really, depends what genre of metal you are on about as well.