Screenshot Section Chat Thread V9: A shithouse thread for shithouse people - Garry's Mod

you know what this guy that came to see our gig and has played in bands for over 30 years said? "twenty or so years ago you would've gotten so much pussy you wouldn't have known what to do with it all!". well gee fucking thanks gramps that REALLY fucking reinforces my non-existent self-esteem like it really does [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=theobod;50041842]Not really[/QUOTE]yes really, where do you think the stereotype (myth) of guitars instantly attracting females comes from? and when it comes to genre, we do speed metal, and that's like second only to actual glam rock shit when it comes to the "birds per band member" ratio. or, has been, because like i said above, twenty or so years ago! still, the stereotypes are there, and i bet it has something to do with this fucking country too - finns aren't known for being social

At the risk of sounding like an SJW nerd, losing one's virginity is mostly a societal thing. It's not like you're any more or less of a man because you haven't fucked someone yet, and anyone who legitimately thinks so is holding on to some pretty dated views. And at the risk of sounding like a broken record, it'll happen. I know saying that isn't worth much because people tell me the exact same thing, but it's not like you're pushing sixty, you still have a lot of life left to live.

[QUOTE=Joazzz;50041784]what the fuck is that old for you or what, i'm 21 and a half and i'm still a fucking pathetic virgin and here you're talking like fucking at 16 is somehow late, jesus i should just fucking kill myself because at this point there's clearly no hope left for me[/QUOTE] Losing your virginity and having sex shouldn't mean this much, to be honest. I'm 22, and I still haven't fucked yet despite the fact i've had girlfriends before. I'm not still a virgin because i'm some fucking loser idiot who can't socialize with the other gender, but because it really isn't that important to me, especially when I have other things to worry about. And it really shouldn't mean so much to you to the point where you're considering suicide. So say I fucked some bitch and I lost it. Ok, now what? I'm still the same shitty college student I was the moment before. I'm still the same obnoxious asshole I was, except now I get to be [I]even more[/I] obnoxious by bragging to my friends that I fucked a bitch. Whereas if I focused more on getting my degree, I get all the rewards and benefits that come with it. What should matter most to you is that you do what you enjoy doing. What should be your primary goal is to succeed in life in the aspects you care about the most. If you put losing your virginity first above all else, you're going to find out that it's not as great as people make it out to be the hard way. [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] tl;dr focusing on success is more important than fucking bitches

[QUOTE=Joazzz;50041804]i'm like a fucking 22 year old guitarist and i don't know how sex works, what the fuck are they going to think, they're going to bail that instant and i'll never be able to live with the personal guilt of that episode[/QUOTE] from experience, just bringing up the fact you're a virgin in conversation after getting to know a girl is going to be a major turn on from her side with most girls, and showing signs of low confidence (although not too much) might even help, after you know she's into you (with that said I also never had an actual long term girlfriend/serious relationship and my soul is slowly being ripped piece by piece with every day that passes)

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042325]from experience, just bringing up the fact you're a virgin in conversation after getting to know a girl is going to be a major turn on from her side with most girls, and showing signs of low confidence (although not too much) might even help, after you know she's into you (with that said I also never had an actual long term girlfriend/serious relationship and my soul is slowly being ripped piece by piece with every day that passes)[/QUOTE] lol no

[QUOTE=-Rusty-;50042353]lol no[/QUOTE] you have to bring it up at the right moment obviously, it proved itself in my case [B]e:[/B] you see, it's like everyone thinks it's the opposite, everyone (and by everyone I mean 95% of guys) thinks that you have to be some fucking sex beast to be sexually attractive, and not having experience or being a virgin is going to destroy your chances of getting laid, but every girl I've talked to honestly said the opposite was true and agreed that guys dont know what they are talking about. im no psychologist but I bet it has to do with our ego and being competitive about being good in bed e: instead of immediately rating me dumb because it mismatches common opinion try and actually consider the option I'm right

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042369]you have to bring it up at the right moment obviously, it proved itself in my case[/QUOTE] For YOU, genius. You are one guy. You've also never been in a real relationship... So no it didn't really prove anything. Edit: Honestly though real talk... I don't think its that big a deal to be a virgin. What's wrong with it? You're just making yourself feel shitty because of the whole social stigma against virginity. Don't pay those people any attention that give you shit.. Just be yourself and eventually you'll find someone who is understanding.. if not, then that person isn't even worth your time. [QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042369][B]e:[/B] you see, it's like everyone thinks it's the opposite, everyone (and by everyone I mean 95% of guys) thinks that you have to be some fucking sex beast to be sexually attractive, and not having experience or being a virgin is going to destroy your chances of getting laid, but every girl I've talked to honestly said the opposite was true and agreed that guys dont know what they are talking about. im no psychologist but I bet it has to do with our ego and being competitive about being good in bed[/QUOTE] When did I say you had to be a "fucking sex beast"... and I don't think like that at all. It's also not about getting laid, but if you don't know what you're doing how do you expect to make her feel good in bed in return. Another thing is also the relationship is more than just sex..

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042369]you see, it's like everyone thinks it's the opposite, everyone (and by everyone I mean 95% of guys) thinks that you have to be some fucking sex beast to be sexually attractive, and not having experience or being a virgin is going to destroy your chances of getting laid, but every girl I've talked to honestly said the opposite was true and agreed that guys dont know what they are talking about. im no psychologist but I bet it has to do with our ego and being competitive about being good in bed[/QUOTE] this is just as wrong as your other post though I don't really care about the "sex beast" level or virginity of me or my partner, mutual feelings, compassion and compatibility matter more than any of this fucking "ooo I'm a virgin" or "ooo I slam twenty pussies every night" bullshit

relationships are tricky but if i've learned anything from the past three ones i've had its that long distance ones [b][i]do not work at all[/b][/i] [editline].[/editline] to me, just being with someone who you share feelings with and you both have a strong mutual love towards one another is better than anything sex can do. i'm not really the romantic type but it just felt so good being able to be close to somebody who loves you

[QUOTE=-Rusty-;50042379]When did I say you had to be a "fucking sex beast"... and I don't think like that at all. It's also not about getting laid, but if you don't know what you're doing how do you expect to make her feel good in bed in return. Another thing is also the relationship is more than just sex..[/QUOTE] never said you did, I was mainly talking against general opinion and to Joazzz who seems influenced by it

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042473]never said you did, I was mainly talking against general opinion and to Joazzz who seems influenced by it[/QUOTE] You're still wrong though, not everyone thinks that.

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042325]from experience, just bringing up the fact you're a virgin in conversation after getting to know a girl is going to be a major turn on from her side with most girls, and showing signs of low confidence (although not too much) might even help, after you know she's into you [/QUOTE] This sounds like a pityfuck to me. Being self-defeating on purpose is a terrible idea. No woman would want to put up with someone who put themselves down.

[QUOTE=Fredrika;50042486]Vioxtar you better take those shoes off...[/QUOTE] and why exactly should I do that [QUOTE=F T;50042528]This sounds like a pityfuck to me. Being self-defeating on purpose is a terrible idea.[/QUOTE] was most certainly not being self defeating or anywhere close, I just mentioned, with confidence, that I had no past sexual experience, she ended up enjoying it more than I did as I actually knew what I was doing

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042554]She actually enjoyed it more than I did and complemented me as I actually knew what I was doing[/QUOTE] Hence, [B]pity[/B]fuck.

omfg this guy...

vioxtar i really have to say, we've had a lot of people come through this thread. some of them with actual mental disorders and others trying to be edgy, sometimes both, but your opinions and thoughts and overall attitude is just awful. I say this in a thread that has been touched by ATP or Torchwood or some other third horrible person, but you just really take the cake [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] and don't try to spin this into you being the victim again like you did last time

i'm pretty sure he's not hitting ATP levels here

Not untill he starts wishing death upon people, anyway. I'm glad ATP is gone. He was a prick.

[QUOTE=McTbone;50042605]vioxtar i really have to say, we've had a lot of people come through this thread. some of them with actual mental disorders and others trying to be edgy, sometimes both, but your opinions and thoughts and overall attitude is just awful. I say this in a thread that has been touched by ATP or Torchwood or some other third horrible person, but you just really take the cake [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] and don't try to spin this into you being the victim again like you did last time[/QUOTE] I honestly dont see how anything of what I said makes my attitude awful

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042656]I honestly dont see how anything of what I said makes my attitude awful[/QUOTE] The mentality is awful. You're outright lying to a woman about being a virgin, or you're using your virginity as a weapon, so you can use her pity against her to fuck her. Its something that a really sleazy person would do, and its basically frowned on.

I never lied about it, I mentioned it before the first time I had sex and that time alone

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042656]I honestly dont see how anything of what I said makes my attitude awful[/QUOTE] This is why: You are giving harmful advice to someone who has a serious problem. You are telling someone who has severe self-esteem issues to [B]purposefully [/B]put themselves down if they want to get a girl. [B]You are telling someone who puts themselves down to continue acting that way if they ever want a chance at having sex[/B]. This is not what Joazzz needs. He deserves better.

[QUOTE=F T;50042681]This is why: You are giving harmful advice to someone who has a serious problem. You are telling someone who has severe self-esteem issues to purposefully put themselves down. [B]You are telling someone who puts themselves down to continue acting that way if they ever want a chance at having sex[/B].[/QUOTE] I said that girls might find the fact someone is a virgin hot if they are into them, and showing signs of low confidence about lacking sexual experience may amplify this. I never said he or anyone should be putting themselves down or fake low self esteem. That would indeed be terrible advice.

what kind of people do you hang around where it's normal to just casually talk about how bad you are at sex

[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;50042718]what kind of people do you hang around where it's normal to just casually talk about how bad you are at sex[/QUOTE] And where exactly did you get the impression I've been doing just that?

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042325]from experience, just bringing up the fact you're a virgin in conversation after getting to know a girl is going to be a major turn on from her side with most girls, and showing signs of low confidence (although not too much) might even help, after you know she's into you (with that said I also never had an actual long term girlfriend/serious relationship and my soul is slowly being ripped piece by piece with every day that passes)[/QUOTE] Joazzz isn't looking for assisted suicide advice

Still a dumb thing to do nonetheless plus, TBH, if a woman only finds a guy attractive because he thinks he's shit then that's probably not the kind of woman you'd like to develop a relationship with.

[QUOTE=F T;50042681][B]You are telling someone who puts themselves down to continue acting that way if they ever want a chance at having sex[/B]. This is not what Joazzz needs. He deserves better.[/QUOTE]don't worry i'm not falling for it, i'm a total halfwit when it comes to relationships but even i know how much having confidence matters in these things

[QUOTE=F T;50042681]This is why: You are giving harmful advice to someone who has a serious problem. You are telling someone who has severe self-esteem issues to [B]purposefully [/B]put themselves down if they want to get a girl. [B]You are telling someone who puts themselves down to continue acting that way if they ever want a chance at having sex[/B]. This is not what Joazzz needs. He deserves better.[/QUOTE] Eh I hate to say it - but if you feel better about it, just say you haven't had sex in a long time to her. But uh, if the chick's not a virgin, she'll likely know the guy is (and vice versa) As long as the guy doesn't go "Was I good? Tell me I was great" afterwards he's going to be fine.

[QUOTE=wraithcat;50042775]As long as the guy doesn't go "Was I good? Tell me I was great" afterwards he's going to be fine.[/QUOTE]this is probably how i will fuck it up