Screenshot Section Chat Thread V9: A shithouse thread for shithouse people - Garry's Mod

Just don't talk about Warhammer 40k and it'll be fine.

I'm sure somewhere out there is a girl who'd appreciate it if you screamed "FOR THE EMPEROR" at the top of your lungs as you blew your load, but it's probably not a good idea to try it on all of them.

[QUOTE=Joazzz;50042766]don't worry i'm not falling for it, i'm a total halfwit when it comes to relationships but even i know how much having confidence matters in these things[/QUOTE] Ughhh I didn't mean not to be confident, I stand corrected okay? I meant if you're slightly shy girls may find that cute as Fort said can you all please stop hating on me for once

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042815]can you all please stop hating on me for once[/QUOTE] You caused this yourself. :P

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042815]can you all please stop hating on me for once :([/QUOTE] You said something really unhelpful to someone looking for help and we all responded telling you that your advice was bad, if anything you [once again] brought this on yourself

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042815]can you all please stop hating on me for once[/QUOTE] victim complex: confirmed

[QUOTE=VIoxtar;50042815]can you all please stop hating on me for once[/QUOTE] Point. Match. Game.

this florida heat is murdering my skin, how do you florida residents handle it all year long?

My two top tips for the earlier relationship conversation: Confidence is key, but you probably know that already. Being funny and having a good sense of humour is the most attractive quality a person can have. So if anyone ever rates you funny on facepunch, they're hinting they like you ;))) (im joking)

[QUOTE=FloaterTWO;50042807]I'm sure somewhere out there is a girl who'd appreciate it if you screamed "FOR THE EMPEROR" at the top of your lungs as you blew your load, but it's probably not a good idea to try it on all of them.[/QUOTE]insert gross blood for the blood god joke here i went out with a nerdy type once - i tried my best but she was more into anime than she was into me so the whole thing fell pretty damn flat [editline]1st April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Vasili;50042799]Just don't talk about Warhammer 40k and it'll be fine.[/QUOTE]tbh that's probably the last thing i'd talk about

On another note, does anyone find that listening to cool game ambience helps while posing? I unno

I listen to a lot of the CoD ambiance when posing, along with regular combat footage.

[QUOTE=Butthurter;50043073]imagine telling a guy anxious about trying out sex that he should target girls that are specifically looking for guys who are either insecure or just lack confidence, this is clearly a healthy approach and mindset in life keep it up [/QUOTE]there was also that guy, Weenurs/Headshotter who tried to imply it's fine to fuck girls that have passed out drunk because they can't say no

He was an odd one but holy shit I never knew he said that

[QUOTE=Joazzz;50041784]what the fuck is that old for you or what, i'm 21 and a half and i'm still a fucking pathetic virgin and here you're talking like fucking at 16 is somehow late, jesus i should just fucking kill myself because at this point there's clearly no hope left for me[/QUOTE] I dunno it was kinda late considering everyone I was around and when they lost theirs. I think 16 is a pretty average age. Also I'm not one of Vioxtar's "SEX BEASTS" I lost my virginity to my then girlfriend, and we were both virgins and it sucked and I was kinda sore after. I have had a couple one night stands but I don't really like them to be honest. [editline]1st April 2016[/editline] Honestly when it comes to deeper relationships regardless of your sexuality it's all just a big shot in the dark. All you can do really is try to be a decent human being, being able to hold a conversation will definitely help. So essentially what I'm saying is you don't know if he/she is going to like you back, all you can do is give it a shot really. And even if you do become a couple you might find a couple months down the line that the flame has faded and it's either time to talk and think about it or move on. My mate once gave me this great advice; "You don't get to choose who you love" and that goes for everyone.

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;50043689]I dunno it was kinda late considering everyone I was around and when they lost theirs. I think 16 is a pretty average age. Also I'm not one of Vioxtar's "SEX BEASTS" I lost my virginity to my then girlfriend, and we were both virgins and it sucked and I was kinda sore after. [/QUOTE] 17/18 is the average here in the US I think. But yeah, I can attest to first time sex being pretty bad.

[QUOTE=McTbone;50042877]this florida heat is murdering my skin, how do you florida residents handle it all year long?[/QUOTE] most of the floridians don't. we call them white trash. for real, though, summer's not here - and that's a good thing for you. it's way worse in the summer. our autumns are sometimes just summer elongated and then it makes a hard turn into winter.

I guess I'm one of the only ones who had a pretty fucking good first time having sex. Joazz best advice I can give you is try to hook up with someone you can actually hold a conversation with outside of having sex.

Yeah but did she still have her V's too?

Yep.

I remember my ex tried to give me a handjob during our first and her hand slipped and she slapped my balls so hard they bruised.

I mean experiences vary from person to person some people are good at sex from the start and some people aren't it's just mainly about being intimate with the other person and making them feel good and you know getting off at the same time.

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;50044002]I remember my ex tried to give me a handjob during our first and her hand slipped and she slapped my balls so hard they bruised.[/QUOTE] i guess you got [I]blueballed[/I] [editline]31st March 2016[/editline] AHA AHA I AM FUNNY

suck a dick

says the goof who has to suck dick for cunt change because greece has NO MONEY

noofa im going to fucking murder you [editline]1st April 2016[/editline] april fools!!! just a prank bro!!!

[QUOTE=KingGrim;50043979]I guess I'm one of the only ones who had a pretty fucking good first time having sex. Joazz best advice I can give you is try to hook up with someone you can actually hold a conversation with outside of having sex.[/QUOTE] When I lost my virginity neither of us planned it. I shit you not me and my gf were just watching Scooby Doo and cuddling. I couldn't fight my urge and grabbed the booty, next thing you know were both in my bed solving a mystery. FUCKING JENKIES. also I was terrible in the sac

but if it was an social esperiment, ft forgot to add, "GONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL, BEST PRANKS 2015"

F T hangs himself and dies because he is a loser SOCIAL EXPERIMENT PRANK(?) IN THE HOOD (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) 2016 WOW!!!! (APRIL FOOLS GONE TOO FAR?????) [HD 16:9 1080p]

Virginity never concerned me because I jack off like a [i]savage[/i]. [sp]it's destroying my life send help.[/sp]