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I do not understand energy drinks. Every one I've tried tastes like canned piss and didn't make me feel any more energetic.

[img]https://i.gyazo.com/3050e238666e567134abae6cc3b8bcee.png[/img] kick starting your day does not mean replacing your blood with it, if you are this addicted jesse then talk to someone [editline]3rd April 2016[/editline] my merge [editline]3rd April 2016[/editline] 24-32 Mountain Dew Kickstarts, each one being 16 fl oz each, is 3 GALLONS

And 2208-2904 mg of caffeine. That's between 2 and 3 grams of caffeine. [B]That is very, very unhealthy.[/B]

Jesus fucking Christ, you're gonna die of a heart attack before you reach 30 god damn

[QUOTE=Alsojames;50061063]And 2208-2904 mg of caffeine. That's between 2 and 3 grams of caffeine. [B]That is very, very unhealthy.[/B][/QUOTE] Which is more than twice the amount of caffeine per day that is considered okay.

Huh. Apparently I'm not supposed to drink that much dew either.

But they're tasty... I never planned to live past 30 anyway. My dad has always talked about how getting old sucks and it has always scared the shit out of me that one day I might not be able to remember who I am or what I've done in my life. My great-grandfather had Alzheimer's and I'm afraid of getting that or dimentia. [url=https://garrysmods.org/download/51005/comrades-smg1-replacment]In other news I found this SMG replacement[/url]

What the fuck? You have your whole life ahead of you as it's barely even begun even in your 20s, and you're going to end it all just because caffeinated energy drinks are tasty and you're worried of getting a disease which may or may not affect you until the very end of your life? Is this how little life means to you?

That's a really shitty attitude to have towards life.

i can't tell if you're being edgy or just actually stupid live a healthy life and maybe you know uh you know the chance of you know getting some brain-rotting disease will be a bit lower you know???

So let me try to understand that inane way of thinking, you don't plan to live past 30 because you might become senile when you're in your late 70s at most and in order to put this plan into motion you're going to drink Mountain Dew so it decreases your life expectancy. I really want you to tell us that you're just joking or this is a prank or social experiment because I don't want you to be serious about [b]killing yourself[/b] because your dad told you that getting old sucks. This is just insanity, your parents would be absolutely horrified if they knew you didn't plan on living past 30 and have been consuming stuff to enable this.

[QUOTE=Lucky9Two;50061154]But they're tasty... I never planned to live past 30 anyway. My dad has always talked about how getting old sucks and it has always scared the shit out of me that one day I might not be able to remember who I am or what I've done in my life. My great-grandfather had Alzheimer's and I'm afraid of getting that or dimentia. [url=https://garrysmods.org/download/51005/comrades-smg1-replacment]In other news I found this SMG replacement[/url][/QUOTE] Bro, you need to see a therapist. Like, right fucking now.

Even if you do become senile in your late 70s/early 80s or even later, you have a good 40+ years from 30 and then. I mean my god, some people don't even get 40 years in life and you're planning on ending it all before 30. Seek help, accept help, get better, live your life and stop trying to destroy it because of something your dad told you.

I mean fuck man, don't you have a GF? What's she going to do when you've killed yourself with mountain dews? If you won't live long for yourself, couldn't you at least live long for her?

My dad said if that's what I wanted that's up to me, and my girlfriend was kind of freaked out and angry when I told her about it. I'm just really afraid of being old. It scares me a lot more than death does. Edit I mean, death doesn't have suffering after you're dead. Being old means you might have a body that aches and hurts and doesn't function putting you in pain daily. I don't want to live like that. Edit It makes sense to me but everyone always freaks out when I talk about it like it makes me crazy or something. I don't understand the reactions.

If you're wondering why that mindset makes everyone think you're crazy: It's because you're crazy. You SERIOUSLY need to go see a psychiatrist or something.

[QUOTE=Lucky9Two;50061410]It makes sense to me but everyone always freaks out when I talk about it like it makes me crazy or something. I don't understand the reactions.[/QUOTE] You wanna know why they think that? Because you are fucking crazy. Like, should-be-put-under-care-for-some-time-so-you-stop-being-a-danger-to-yourself kind of crazy.

[QUOTE=Lucky9Two;50061410]I mean, death doesn't have suffering after you're dead. Being old means you might have a body that aches and hurts and doesn't function putting you in pain daily. I don't want to live like that.[/QUOTE] I'm not going to sugar coat this anymore because I've stared into the abyss before and I've had friends and relatives actually fucking kill themselves with this kind of mindset. I'm assuming you're in your early 20s now, and reaching this stage where you have constant aches and pains from being old won't happen until you're atleast in your late 80s. So between your 20s and your 80s, you have an entire existence to LIVE. [b]LIVE[/b] Drinking yourself [b]TO DEATH[/b] before you are 30 in hopes of not becoming old and senile by the time you're [b]80 YEARS OLD OR ABOVE[/b] is absolutely idiotic. You probably wouldn't even die, you'd get a heart attack or a stroke and then be hooked up to a machine that pumps air and food into you, all because you decided that you wanted to avoid this very thing from happening about 50 years in the future. [editline]3rd April 2016[/editline] I'm not asking you with a please to seek help, I am goddamn imploring you to seek immediate help before you completely fuck up your entire life over some stupid mindset

Listen Jesse, I'm gonna share you some real wisdom from someone whom have lived a really fucking long time: My great grandmother Vera, aged 102 years. Over the years, she's gone through alot and I mean [i]alot[/i]. She's lived a long life, no alcohol, cigarettes or other stupid shit like that. She worked at a sewing company, married a sailor (my great grandfather) named Arne and settled down right outside of Stockholm. They had their fights and arguments, all couples do. They also had a family, twin daughters and a son. As their family grew, they aged. Arne, now working with railways, passed away too early. Before he had reached his 60s. Why? He had lived a stressfull life. Nonetheless Vera carried on, the family kept on growing. Skip ahead a few years later, she had cancer. Was it painful? Hell yes, but she pulled through. Why? Because she was now a grandmother. Skip ahead a few more years and she's sitting in a event building, smiling at the sight before her: present in that room was not only two or three, but four generations. Her family. When asked what she thought about her life, do you know what she said? "It's been long, and rough, but I don't regret a single thing." Moral of the story; Don't be afraid to grow old because there's so much more to it than becoming senile and deaf etc. Give life a chance.

It's like you are doing what the guy in Super Size Me did, but with M.T Dew instead

[QUOTE=Lucky9Two;50061154]But they're tasty...[/quote] Tried Mountain Dew once, tastes like crap. Eh, to each their own, I guess [quote]I never planned to live past 30 anyway.[/quote] What a depressing mindset [quote]My dad has always talked about how getting old sucks and it has always scared the shit out of me that one day I might not be able to remember who I am or what I've done in my life.[/quote] You could always keep a diary, so one day you can remember what happened fifty years ago, and how you felt about it [quote]My great-grandfather had Alzheimer's and I'm afraid of getting that or dimentia.[/quote] The fear is understandable, but your answer is batshit [B]insane[/B]

i dont think some of these replies are helping just straight up calling him bat shit insane but what are you suppose to say when someone says they dont wanna live past 30 and have just drank 3 gallons on mountain dew

I don't think how shitting up your body will make you not live past 30... you will live past 30 and you will have worse, more painful problems than a simple dementia or alzheimer. Anyway, it's always a bad idea to plan your death when you have someone who cares about you.

[QUOTE=Lucky9Two;50061410]My dad said if that's what I wanted that's up to me, and my girlfriend was kind of freaked out and angry when I told her about it. I'm just really afraid of being old. It scares me a lot more than death does. Edit I mean, death doesn't have suffering after you're dead. Being old means you might have a body that aches and hurts and doesn't function putting you in pain daily. I don't want to live like that. Edit It makes sense to me but everyone always freaks out when I talk about it like it makes me crazy or something. I don't understand the reactions.[/QUOTE] i don't really understand your reasoning. so what if you don't like being sixty or seventy? if you really do get one of these health problems you're so worried about or you just hate being old in itself, you'll ponder it for a short while, and then make an informed decision to continue or not. i'm not gonna call you crazy for having this phobia, but you are being extremely premature for no reason. what you're doing right now is like being afraid of spiders in Antarctica.

hell, i drink about 1-3 sodas daily until my box of 12 sunkist/dr. pepper runs out and i know that trying to kill myself by destroying my tastebuds and teeth is a bad idea i hope this is a late april fools joke man i really do

killing himself with soda what a dweeb real cool dudes drink their livers to mush and overdose on opiates haha loser

At the risk of just yelling into the echo chamber without adding anything else to the argument, all you're doing is going through some serious circular logic here. Imagine all the cool shit you'll get to see and do as you get older. All the cool new technology you'll get to use, all the people you'll get to meet, the places you'll go. None of that will happen because you decided to be incredibly unhealthy in your youth because you decided it wasn't worth the struggles that literally everyone has to go through, or the physical/mental conditions literally everyone is at risk of being inflicted with. Medicine will probably advance to the point where any senility or other mental or physical conditions that would render you crippled or with severely limited capabilities are just a quick appointment away from curing, but you cut your life short because you're too pessimistic to think that far ahead. Suicide doesn't stop things from getting worse, they keep things from getting any better.

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[QUOTE=Lucky9Two;50060695]I drank somewhere upwards of 24-32 Mountain Dew Kickstart Fruit Punch energy drinks on Monday-Tuesday and last night was when the bender finally ended and I crashed.[/QUOTE] Most people have three day benders on eccy's and molly at a festival or going to a bunch of different clubs. The Jessmeister DEWS IT UP and makes GMOD addons [editline]4th April 2016[/editline] LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG

Jesus fucking christ Lucky.