• CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0D (V13): COMIC SAAAAAAAAAANSSSS!!!!!!11111 EDITION
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The USA is in decline, I would avoid it. Scandinavia is starting to look really nice right about now.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30299883]I'm thinking of joining you in fleeing to Sweden. America is starting to look more and more like 1930's-era Germany, and Canada, well, fuck Canada.[/QUOTE] Let's all join, make our own ISP, and Game servers. Pizza all day erryday!
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30299883]I'm thinking of joining you in fleeing to Sweden. America is starting to look more and more like 1930's-era Germany, and Canada, well, fuck Canada.[/QUOTE] I was going to say I could move in with Gman so I can pester him more.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30299883] and Canada, well, fuck Canada.[/QUOTE] The only terrible thing here is Internet access, we even have milk in bags! Just cut down on your porn usage and you won't end up with a 2 TB bill at the end of the month :colbert:
[QUOTE=Sinclair;30299836]Come over to America then... oh fuck [IMG]http://gyazo.com/69b477dd21e075404393f843e031d71d.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Swim across the Pacific Ocean. Also, wouldn't it be easier to do [img]http://gyazo.com/399eb39b8453f19c0742978013d6acfe.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Sinclair;30299897]Let's all join, make our own ISP, and Game servers. Pizza all day erryday![/QUOTE] Actually, better idea: We start our own country. There's probably some big ship that we can pick up for cheap (I heard a story a while back about Britain selling a surplus aircraft carrier). Sail the ocean, fight pirates, jack into the undersea cables for outside bandwidth (we'd wire the whole thing with 100-gigabit Ethernet for a LAN) and generally just have fun.
[QUOTE=The freeman;30299928]Swim across the Pacific Ocean. Also, wouldn't it be easier to do [img]http://gyazo.com/399eb39b8453f19c0742978013d6acfe.png[/img][/QUOTE] Those are google map routes AFAIK
Play Uplink all day also :v:
[QUOTE=ze beaver;30299913]The only terrible thing here is Internet access, we even have milk in bags! Just cut down on your porn usage and you won't end up with a 2 TB bill at the end of the month :colbert:[/QUOTE] The Internet thing is enough a reason. And the CRIA is starting to act even worse than the RIAA does. No thanks, never going there. Well, I'd visit, but never live there.
always wanted to fight pirates, I'll supply the bad puns [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] and niche fetish porn [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] the good shit, no acting, real guns and knives. You guys know the drill
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30299883]I'm thinking of joining you in fleeing to Sweden. America is starting to look more and more like 1930's-era Germany[/QUOTE] I swear, this is exactly what I've been thinking.
I wouldn't want to move to Europe. Have you guys ever seen the movie Amélie? Crazy stuff man. Crazy stuff.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;30299943]Those are google map routes AFAIK[/QUOTE] well then shouldnt it be [img]http://gyazo.com/ae9db4c8d7d025e49beb14592839bf46.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;30300098]always wanted to fight pirates, I'll supply the bad puns [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] and niche fetish porn [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] the good shit, no acting, real guns and knives. You guys know the drill[/QUOTE] And as an American from the South, I'll provide the heavy armament. I have an intriguing idea for a cheap rocket-propelled Molotov I've always wanted to try making. And I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy whose cousin can sell us military surplus Mi-28s for cheap. Flying helos is just like in BF2, right?
In the sense that you will crash the heli into the water, yes.
[QUOTE=Blaberry;30300320]In the sense that you will crash the heli into the water, yes.[/QUOTE] Dammit, I told you all I've been practicing! That almost never happens now! Trees, though. Trees are evil fuckers that should be cut down, burned and cast into Mt. Doom.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30300295]And as an American from the South, I'll provide the heavy armament. I have an intriguing idea for a cheap rocket-propelled Molotov I've always wanted to try making. And I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy whose cousin can sell us military surplus Mi-28s for cheap. Flying helos is just like in BF2, right?[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I'm a pilot! ... Unfortunately not a helicopter pilot. [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] Coincidentally, Comic Sans found its way into my ground school powerpoint.. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Atzvq.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Shooter;30300445]Don't worry, I'm a pilot! ... Unfortunately not a helicopter pilot. [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] Coincidentally, Comic Sans found its way into my ground school powerpoint.. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Atzvq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Well the first part of that slide is right. [b]WHY[/b] But in all seriousness, I can fly a chopper and an RA. Haven't gone up in a while because of MONEEEYYY.
I can fly planes. As a co-pilot. I don't have a pilot's license.
Multiple content inbound! This all involves the idiocy of the Public School system. The county has a Class B IP license. Every computer, printer, ice cream cone, whatever, has a publicly addressable IP address. Anyway, being the wonderful people they are, the county runs a CUPS server. (A unix centralized printing system) If you go to a certain page, it will list every printer in the county. That is 28 schools, with around 50-100 printers per school. They're all HP LaserJet printers as well. My friends and I wrote a Perl script that parsed the printer listing page, grabbed all the printer addresses, and send a certain message to the HP printers. The HP LaserJets are vulnerable to a certain "exploit" that allows you to change the message displayed on the two line LCD screen. We changed all of the printers in the county to read "Help I'm trapped in the printer!" and "Insert Coin:". Massive lulz ensued. Note: We did this on April Fools day. More content. After creating a bridge over hamachi on a unix console jacked into the network, I started poking around the Novell servers. I discovered that with the correct user account, which I had access to, I could very easily access, and modify, the root certificate. I haven't messed with anything yet, and I probably won't because that would just be stupid and mean, but just the fact that they would leave that shit out in the open is ridiculous. More content! The county has wireless networks in every building. They are all interlinked so the network names, passwords, etc are all the same throughout the county. The schools will give you detention if they find you on the WiFi. For some reason that I have yet to discern, they don't allow students on the FILTERED WiFi network. Anyway, a few years ago someone found out that the password was "getonwireless". Eventually the DHCP pool was overtaxed by everyone's iPod Touches and iPhones to the point where you couldn't be issued a new lease because there were no addresses left. The password was changed to the network, and I realized that I could find the new passwords......very easily. A server named after a planet in Star Wars (really...?) contained a program that apparently configured the Cisco WiFi access points. It was an automated program that contained all the Cisco settings. I downloaded it over the LAN, and opened it up via Archive Manager in Ubuntu. There was a file in the .exe archive called "start.bat". I was instantly intrigued. Upon opening this in a text editor, it plainly listed the new password, "I'm only a bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.". I'm probably missing some stuff, but that should be enough content for now.
I can fly to. Right into a tree.
Oh no! Wingless got banned :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Sinclair;30301095]Oh no! Wingless got banned :ohdear:[/QUOTE] deserved ban. I like Wingless but what he did was dumb
I came up with this idea, a group photo of us on a ship. Here's the 1st picture out of lots: [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/0/view/lak9w56h1cudydy/Photo%20Jun%2006%2C%2022%2058%2016.png[/url] I'll be adding more stuff to it, PM me if you want to be in it. Tell me what you want to be doing also.
I wanna be in it :buddy: Playing Minecraft or messing around with my Android phone
Alright, I have school tomorrow (Last week :>), I'll do it right after I get home.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;30300411]Dammit, I told you all I've been practicing! That almost never happens now! Trees, though. Trees are evil fuckers that should be cut down, burned and cast into Mt. Doom.[/QUOTE] The funny thing is that not only do I share your opinion, but as I live in NZ, I CAN actually cut a tree down, fetch a lorry, go to mt Ngauruhoe (the real Mt Doom) and tip it in. Nothing would happen, but it'd be worth it.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;30301723]The funny thing is that not only do I share your opinion, but as I live in NZ, I CAN actually cut a tree down, fetch a lorry, go to mt Ngauruhoe (the real Mt Doom) and tip it in. Nothing would happen, but it'd be worth it.[/QUOTE] I could cut a hundred trees down and feed them to the SSAB Steelworks. Problem is, I'd have to replant them all.
I mailed the original creator of the what programmers do at porn sites, he mailed back with [quote]I emphatically approve. Does this have a continuation? Ty[/quote]
My mum thought Apple iCloud physically stored data in clouds and that was why some believed it to be unreliable and unsecure
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