He can't even spell computer. How the hell did he get it to even draw a window.
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;30407794]This anti virus looks legit:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCz_JECr88c[/media]
But wait! Whats that? [b]COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSS!!!![/b][/QUOTE]
Without watching the video I can tell it's happy antivirus 2011
[editline]15:26[/editline]
Fuck, I was close enough.
[QUOTE=wingless;30407967]He can't even spell computer. How the hell did he get it to even draw a window.[/QUOTE]
1. Start visual basic
2. Make new project
3. Press f5
4. ???
5. Profit! (And a window)
[QUOTE=wingless;30407967]He can't even spell computer. How the hell did he get it to even draw a window.[/QUOTE]
I'm assuming the whole thing is a copy pasted tutorial he bastardized.
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;30407794]This anti virus looks legit:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCz_JECr88c[/media]
But wait! Whats that? [b]COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSS!!!![/b][/QUOTE]
This seems look a good opportunity to try out dotPeek.
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc947b387b12a5ea8cf5d3811c3077881f9.png[/img]
Yep don't rename anything, typical.
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc952eabcc5d7cb98e5444d654cc7381f66.png[/img]
An empty class? How useful!
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc92ae0a4008bda15203cac4d7713dbac89.png[/img]
Holy shit that's genius detection code! (The removal is just as good)
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc96322647b154cccd4f3149f7297346783.png[/img]
And only one license key works AND it gives it to you! How very convenient!
Oh god at least randomize detected count
Let's look at his other programs shall we?
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc9ed3bd05ba1aa794a73bb7bb3b86fac88.png[/img]
I like secrets!
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc9033e36212b0af4d7a9a5c78574e617a0.png[/img]
This guys a master with his UI design.
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc98012dea5133555f626c5b15b8bf2522c.png[/img]
Welp looks like I have to sub to him to get the secret
[i]time passes[/i]
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc914a9f8d2496bcc274141c920a86e00b8.png[/img]
All subbed up, this secret better be good!
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc9058ed33b6b45fee868e919e4e2a34ff1.png[/img]
:O
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;30408133]Let's look at his other programs shall we?
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc9ed3bd05ba1aa794a73bb7bb3b86fac88.png[/img]
I like secrets!
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc9033e36212b0af4d7a9a5c78574e617a0.png[/img]
This guys a master with his UI design.
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc98012dea5133555f626c5b15b8bf2522c.png[/img]
Welp looks like I have to sub to him to get the secret
[i]time passes[/i]
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc914a9f8d2496bcc274141c920a86e00b8.png[/img]
All subbed up, this secret better be good!
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc9058ed33b6b45fee868e919e4e2a34ff1.png[/img]
:O[/QUOTE]
Coder of the year all years.
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;30408071]This seems look a good opportunity to try out dotPeek.
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc947b387b12a5ea8cf5d3811c3077881f9.png[/img]
Yep don't rename anything, typical.
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc952eabcc5d7cb98e5444d654cc7381f66.png[/img]
An empty class? How useful!
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc92ae0a4008bda15203cac4d7713dbac89.png[/img]
Holy shit that's genius detection code! (The removal is just as good)
[img]http://grab.by/grabs/1929935bc96322647b154cccd4f3149f7297346783.png[/img]
And only one license key works AND it gives it to you! How very convenient![/QUOTE]
When I was about 8 or 9, I got into Visual Basic programming for a bit.
My programs were terrible, but they were better than this garbage
(No ridiculous fonts/horrid colours. Nuff said)
Using Drive Management in Windows I wanted to extend a partition on an external HDD, because I just deleted another partition and had free space on the HDD. I go through the wizard and after clicking Finish it asks if I want to turn it into some Dynamic disk and continue. Well I click Yes and it tells me that Dynamic disks are not supported by this operating system. Fuck you Windows, whats the point of asking to make Dynamic disk if it can't be used in the first place.
[QUOTE=sim642;30408373]Using Drive Management in Windows I wanted to extend a partition on an external HDD, because I just deleted another partition and had free space on the HDD. I go through the wizard and after clicking Finish it asks if I want to turn it into some Dynamic disk and continue. Well I click Yes and it tells me that Dynamic disks are not supported by this operating system. Fuck you Windows, whats the point of asking to make Dynamic disk if it can't be used in the first place.[/QUOTE]
"But you can buy the upgrade that can enable it for only $15,99!"
[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]
Oh god, Windows 8 will have DLC.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Blaberry;30408459]Oh god, Windows 8 will have DLC.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Computer shortcut on the desktop - now only $9.99!
[QUOTE=sim642;30408494]Computer shortcut on the desktop - now only $9.99![/QUOTE]
Documents folder - £12!
End processes? Not on our watch! $55!
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;30408133]:O[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha what the fuck...
[QUOTE=brandonsh;30408502]Documents folder - £12![/QUOTE]
Ability to purchase extra content for Windows - 1c!
You see first, you buy windows, which will be $150 and will only include bluescreens and a empty desktop. Then you buy things like explorer.exe etc.
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;30408554]You see first, you buy windows, which will be $150 and will only include bluescreens and a empty desktop. Then you buy things like explorer.exe etc.[/QUOTE]
Uh, no
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;30408554]You see first, you buy windows, which will be $150 and will only include bluescreens and a empty desktop. Then you buy things like explorer.exe etc.[/QUOTE]
No, this would make windows less bloated. You purchase the removal of features before you can buy back the good features, which comes bundled with the bloat you purchased away. Then you can rebuy the removal of the shit parts and there you have it, folks, Microsoft's business plan for 2012-2030!
Windows 7 starter anyone.
The OS you buy can only run 3 programs at once and can't change wallpapers or themes. Add $11 and you get an additional 5 programs that can run parallel
[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;30408606]Windows Vista starter anyone.
The OS you buy can only run 3 programs at once and can't change wallpapers or themes. Add $11 and you get an additional 5 programs that can run parallel[/QUOTE]
"It isn't a joke, it's Windows™"
Wow. I knew about Windows 7 starter but Windows Vista starter?
[QUOTE=Warship;30408639]Wow. I knew about Windows 7 starter but Windows Vista starter?[/QUOTE]
My bad. Confused Windows 7 and Vista for some reason
[QUOTE=Blaberry;30408459]Oh god, Windows 8 will have DLC.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
If it did, wouldn't there just be free alternatives anyway?
[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;30408653]My bad. Confused Windows 7 and Vista for some reason[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is this, then?
[url]http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows-vista/products/compare/starter[/url]
[QUOTE=Warship;30408999]What the fuck is this, then?
[url]http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows-vista/products/compare/starter[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]With Windows Vista Starter, you can have up to three programs open at the same time. For example, you can run WordPad, Paint, and Calculator at the same time. If you try to open a fourth program, you'll see a message telling you that you already have the maximum number of programs open.[/quote]
Oh god. I knew they took this out of Windows 7 Starter, but I didn't know it was actually in Vista.
They removed the 3 application limit and you can also change the background using a free utility.
[QUOTE=Johnbooth;30403037]So I was clearing up some space on my hard drive... And really, windows. What the hell?
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13038989/howto/Banner/hell.png[/img]
[editline]11th June 2011[/editline]
Thats my C:\windows\ folder.[/QUOTE]
I'm not gonna do a fresh install, not yet anyways. Is there any way I could maybe delete some stuff in there? Like with CCleaner, or another program?
[QUOTE=Brt5470;30402600]More games need to use the 4A engine. It's stunning. And it feels so smooth, not just the motion blur but it doesn't skip it feels very consistent. Based on reviews I should be able to run Metro maxed + DOF + 4xAA, but it drops to like 19fps with 4xAA and it looks quite a bit better, shame. Wonder if my new proc will make the difference.
I notice that GPU usage goes from 60% with AAA to like 95% with 4xAA and my CPU usage goes from 40-50% to 95%.
Also the Advanced DOF looks fucking perfect
Examples:
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Metro2033_2011-06-12_01-11-13-62.jpg[/url]
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Metro2033_2011-06-12_01-11-04-36.jpg[/url]
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Metro2033_2011-06-12_01-10-58-681.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]Metro 2033 is an amazing game
[quote=Everyone]feature X in windows - some price[/quote]
Wait, MS isn't [b]that[/b] bad. Bloated as shit but they don't turn basic shit into DLC. You sure you don't have them confused with Apple? Or Activision perhaps?
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