Teachers at my school have their emails set up so that it makes a ding whenever they get an email. I want to set up a spambot that sends them 10 emails a second, just to see what would happen.
[QUOTE=wingless;43526906][code]
potate
N P
R !,"Do you have a potate? (Integer) ", P
I +P\1'=P !,"Not fucking valid. Try again.",! G potate
I P=1 W "You have a potate."
I P<1 W "You have a potate."
I P>1 W "You lack a potate. very sad."
K P
Q
[/code]
S[CRUBS][/QUOTE]
[code](defun has-potato (possible-potatoes) (if (= (car(possible-potatoes) ) 'potato) true (if cdr(possible-potatoes) has-potato(cdr(possible-potatoes)) 'nopotato)))[/code]
Join the mathter rathe, thcrub. That meanth you too, code tagth.
Well depending on the refresh rate of their inbox it'd likely just be a ding every time it refreshes
[QUOTE=joshjet;43527151]Teachers at my school have their emails set up so that it makes a ding whenever they get an email. I want to set up a spambot that sends them 10 emails a second, just to see what would happen.[/QUOTE]
You'd hear ten dings a second.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;43527220][code](defun has-potato (possible-potatoes) (if (= (car(possible-potatoes) ) 'potato) true (if cdr(possible-potatoes) has-potato(cdr(possible-potatoes)) 'nopotato)))[/code]
Join the mathter rathe, thcrub. That meanth you too, code tagth.[/QUOTE]
Lisp gives me nightmares. And Paul Graham is a horrible person.
authentic python code
[code]import potato[/code]
[QUOTE=wingless;43527405]Lisp gives me nightmares. And Paul Graham is a horrible person.[/QUOTE]
But muh parentheses
[QUOTE=gman003-main;43527531]But muh parentheses[/QUOTE]
Use Javascript. You get almost as much, but you trade some off for some braces, but you'll end up with more braces. The future!
[QUOTE=wingless;43527553]Use Javascript. You get almost as much, but you trade some off for some braces, but you'll end up with more braces. The future![/QUOTE]
Javascript is best script.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43527607]Javascript is best script.[/QUOTE]
Javascript is one of the worst put together cludges ever made. It's a nightmare for management and has absolutely anaemic performance. V8 only works because it cheats like hell (I don't mean JIT is cheating, but some of it's JIT techniques are essentially hacks).
You mean anæmic?
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;43527806]You mean anæmic?[/QUOTE]
Both are valid.
I know, just wanted an excuse to be fancy
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;43527827]I know, just wanted an excuse to be fancy[/QUOTE]
No one ever needs an excuse to be fancy.
I was just in the mood for æ since I was talking about Hæsteinn in the CK2 subreddit not too long ago
The real man for the curious, its an interesting quick viking read [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastein[/url]
[editline]13th January 2014[/editline]
He's pretty much one of the most "viking" vikings to ever live
I'd write a little something in pascal since it's the only language I know but I fucking hate pascal and how useless it is
[editline]13th January 2014[/editline]
also I'm thinking of getting a new PSU/case since I'm getting new parts and the prices are making buying a cheap noganet/eurocase chinese garbage PSU a tempting offer, I'm going to kill myself by skimping on something some day
[editline]13th January 2014[/editline]
like I'm gonna say "oh yeah I can just drive a car with three wheels, it's cheaper" and smack it into a wall two minutes later
[QUOTE=latin_geek;43528273]I'd write a little something in pascal since it's the only language I know but I fucking hate pascal and how useless it is
[/QUOTE]
...Really now?
[code]
Program Potato;
var
potate : boolean = true;
begin
if potate then
WriteLn('You have a potate!')
else
WriteLN('You lack potate :(.');
end.[/code]
Is that really so bad? Really?
Ugh its so tempting to forgo my saving for my eventual itx custom loop skylake maxwell drr4 build and just build some ridiculous 48TB NAS
[code]<?php
oven->bake($potato);
echo "why am I using PHP";
?>[/code]
Latvia#:
syntax error in line #1: line includes potato. expected sadness.
Expect me to cry
potate less
Figured maybe I could get off easy and apply for my horizontal license online
[t]http://puu.sh/6kmjw/ef886c4110.jpg[/t]
It wants my drivers license ID number, DOB and last 4 of my social... all of the above were copied from my license and my SSN card... I hope this isn't a bad sign. :v:
[QUOTE=Protocol7;43530309]Figured maybe I could get off easy and apply for my horizontal license online
[t]http://puu.sh/6kmjw/ef886c4110.jpg[/t]
It wants my drivers license ID number, DOB and last 4 of my social... all of the above were copied from my license and my SSN card... I hope this isn't a bad sign. :v:[/QUOTE]
Hope you like getting shipped back to Mexico
How does it feel to not exist?
Waitt who am I talking to?
FYI, if you have an 840 Pro, the latest Samsung Magician lets you use RAPID mode now.
I recommend it:
Before:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Re8PZIa.png[/IMG]
After:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jDQaJHc.png[/IMG]
If only my motherboard supported SATA3
[QUOTE=Protocol7;43530309]Figured maybe I could get off easy and apply for my horizontal license online
[t]http://puu.sh/6kmjw/ef886c4110.jpg[/t]
It wants my drivers license ID number, DOB and last 4 of my social... all of the above were copied from my license and my SSN card... I hope this isn't a bad sign. :v:[/QUOTE]
you are going to have ICE busting in your door within the next 24 hours
delete all your porn
[B]Stop();[/B]
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
