• Question about hidden compartment in computer and storing a certain 'item' (Possibly NSFW)
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I'm actually laughing right now. This is hilarious.
[QUOTE=Singo;32050740]Buy a fleshlight,[/QUOTE] onahole*
That's not even a good looking sock
Posting in epic thread [editline]1st September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ConalFawcett;32054255]I am not a troll, this is a real concern to me. If you don't believe me then look at it: [img]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5113/mesock.jpg[/img] Yes, of course. We all know how accepting and understanding catholic parents are regarding this matter! I do wash it, when ever my parents are away. Last time it was washed was about 2 months ago tho. The heat from the computer dries it out and I can use it again in about an hours time without my hand getting covered in cum.[/QUOTE] oh god what the fuck
Fawcett... What the [B]FUCK[/B] man? [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/negativeman-55f.png[/img]
Here's what I, a seventeen year old male does: 1. Go to bathroom. 2. Do it. 3. Leave.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;32064137]Here's what I, a seventeen year old male does: 1. Go to bathroom. 2. Do it. 3. Leave.[/QUOTE] How watch porn in bath?
welp i've officially lost faith in humanity gonna go off myself now
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=811gQPPfvTc&list=UUzpWD57WUvtiabvhnu2DEhQ&feature=plcp[/hd]
this needs to go in the highlight menu
This thread has actually been the funniest thing I've read today
[QUOTE=Adzter;32065029]This thread has actually been the funniest thing I've read today[/QUOTE] this
If you can't figure out how to get rid of the smell then you certainly don't deserve to whack off.
[QUOTE=dalem50;32065485]If you can't figure out how to get rid of the smell then you certainly don't deserve to whack off.[/QUOTE] Why you get a can of air freshener and spray it into your computer cases intake fan while it's running.
[IMG]http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc517/PJP863/Back_away_slowly.gif[/IMG] That was the only reaction I could muster, sorry.
if "howcast" saw that thread, would make a video like this: How to masturbate on freakiest way. Step 1. Take meat from your refrigerator and buy condom. Step 2. Put meat into warm water, than drill a hole in meat. Step 3. Start fucking meat. After you finish, inhale your used condom with helium or hydrogen, and let it fly, so your parents wont see it. Step 4. Take meat back to your refrigerator. Tips: If somebody cooked that meat, and invited you to meal, just say that you became vegetarian. Did You Know: A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it is able to produce over a pint of perspiration per day. Socks help to absorb this sweat and draw it to areas where air can evaporate the perspiration. (source: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock[/url]) ============================================================== my advise: insert it to your cd drive and B-U-R-N it!
[QUOTE=Kastro;32066747]if "howcast" saw that thread, would make a video like this: How to masturbate on freakiest way. Step 1. Take meat from your refrigerator and buy condom. Step 2. Put meat into warm water, than drill a hole in meat. Step 3. Start fucking meat. After you finish, inhale your used condom with helium or hydrogen, and let it fly, so your parents wont see it. Step 4. Take meat back to your refrigerator. Tips: If somebody cooked that meat, and invited you to meal, just say that you became vegetarian. Did You Know: A sock is an item of clothing worn on the feet. The foot is among the heaviest producers of sweat in the body, as it is able to produce over a pint of perspiration per day. Socks help to absorb this sweat and draw it to areas where air can evaporate the perspiration. (source: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock[/url]) ============================================================== my advise: insert it to your cd drive and B-U-R-N it![/QUOTE] Or... just masturbate in a tissue or into a toilet and, BAM! all done.
[QUOTE=areolop;32068380]Or... just masturbate in a tissue or into a toilet and, BAM! all done.[/QUOTE] I prefer this over fucking my premium mince.
And you're asking us? Like seriously throw away the sock, open the computer, dust it out with a can of compressed air, let it air, use a lint free cloth with a 90%+ alcohol solution and rub away on the case or non-sensitive components which are clearly affected by your cum or some shit I don't know, fuck
why don't you throw the computer out the window light yourself on fire and follow the computer out the window
[img]http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/415696/4718433/0/1195465186/Car_Air_Freshener.jpg[/img] Hang those around your case.
[QUOTE=OvB;32053057]Your computer is going to get a [b]virus[/b].[/QUOTE] More like an STD.
[QUOTE=ConalFawcett;32048347]I couldn't use tissues as my parents would think I had a nose problem. Also I couldn't hide it under something as i tried that before with a photo and they found it while cleaning.[/QUOTE]I'd rather have my parents think I have a nose problem rather than a cum-in-sock problem. Besides, I have my fellow tissues on my desk at all times and my parents have never spoken a word about them [thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2951174/iPhone/Photo%2031-08-11%2015%2002%2003%20%28HDR%29.jpeg[/thumb] My mom actually buys them for me
[QUOTE=ConalFawcett;32054255]I am not a troll, this is a real concern to me. If you don't believe me then look at it: [img]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5113/mesock.jpg[/img] Yes, of course. We all know how accepting and understanding catholic parents are regarding this matter! I do wash it, when ever my parents are away. Last time it was washed was about 2 months ago tho. The heat from the computer dries it out and I can use it again in about an hours time without my hand getting covered in cum.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;wuR_ALpzG9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuR_ALpzG9s&feature=player_embedded[/video]
I've never been more disgusted at a piece of clothing before.
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;32068937]why don't you throw the computer out the window light yourself on fire and follow the computer out the window[/QUOTE] This guy knows what he is talking about, listen to him.
Posted this on Reddit. :v:
I can't imagine what that sock might look like.
holyyy fuuuuckkkk best fucking short read i have ever had
I cant stop laughing. Dude you are officially a sick fuck. Congratulations.
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