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[QUOTE=Shadaez;26000588]You should like a douche, why are you getting hearts? If someone doesn't understand, don't yell at them.[/QUOTE] I don't know, maybe his father [b]stole $200 from him[/b] [editline]e[/editline] Will you stop fucking up my automerges
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;26000577]I know this is unrelated but I don't know where to put this, but am I the only one who has nightmares about getting viruses and/or some horrible crippling rouge anti-virus that they can't get rid of? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] rogueamp to the rescue!
[QUOTE=pikzen;26000608]Will you stop fucking up my automerges[/QUOTE] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NTMCUHSqXDk/SU1aMFWincI/AAAAAAAAAJk/1-YbehimyaE/s400/rorschach2.jpg[/img] no
[QUOTE=pikzen;26000608]I don't know, maybe his father [b]stole $200 from him[/b] [editline]e[/editline] Will you stop fucking up my automerges[/QUOTE] After he yells at him? They're both being complete faggots to eachother. Sure, the father may be more wrong about it, but the poster is pretty stupid for yelling at him after all he said was "get a mac they're better", plus he's keeping cash on him rather than owning a bank account.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26000607]Yes, you're the only one.[/QUOTE] Well I guess it goes hand-in-hand with the weird mindfuck dreams I have on a regular basis... THEY NEVER MAKE THE LEAST BIT OF SENSE.
Yeah, keeping the cash on him is a dumb idea. But there's a difference between arguing with your father (He told him he was spouting bullshit, some people start to yell quickly, I know I do) and having money stole by him.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;26000588]You should like a douche, why are you getting hearts? If someone doesn't understand, don't yell at them.[/QUOTE] You don't seem like you've seen Mandrith's former posts. [editline]11th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=pikzen;26000580]90 970 danish krone = 12 205,0862 euros what[/QUOTE] Yup, pretty weird.
[QUOTE=pikzen;26000727]Yeah, keeping the cash on him is a dumb idea. But there's a difference between arguing with your father (He told him he was spouting bullshit, some people start to yell quickly, I know I do) and having money stole by him.[/QUOTE] The correct response would be to remain calm and tell him you know what you're doing, I know it would be very aggravating. Some people are just idiots, but you need to know how to deal with them.
[QUOTE=Bletotum;25999994]Today I realized that to get around blocked websites at school I only had to change the url to https.[/QUOTE] Lightspeed systems, am I right.
Mandrith stop letting him roll all over you. If you raised the money yourself he has no legal right to take it from you.
[img]http://a.yfrog.com/img408/7416/7sov.jpg[/img] Oh wow. It's a iPhone App not a fucking PC game.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;26000577]I know this is unrelated but I don't know where to put this, but am I the only one who has nightmares about getting viruses and/or some horrible crippling rouge anti-virus that they can't get rid of? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I have that too.
[QUOTE=LinuX;26001419][img_thumb]http://a.yfrog.com/img408/7416/7sov.jpg[/img_thumb] Oh wow. It's a iPhone App not a fucking PC game.[/QUOTE] I like how he says xbox360 twice in his sentence. He sounds like those xbox fanboys that think the graphics of xbox are greater than on computer, because they can't run any game over medium on their pc.
[QUOTE=Joker169;26002119]I like how he says xbox360 twice in his sentence. He sounds like those xbox fanboys that think the graphics of xbox are greater than on computer, because they can't run any game over medium on their pc.[/QUOTE] Over Low. :smug: After reading through these new posts, I went up to my mom and said, [quote] Me: Mom, I'm glad you know nothing about computers and would never attempt to install shit on my PC. Mom: Um. Ok? Me: Good, now can I have $200? Mom: Go to bed.[/quote] I have no idea why I asked for 200 dollars, but it came to my mind in the conversation. Her face when I asked was a mix of eye going > and mouth _ with and eye looking up.
Most people I know aren't too stupid, but my friends are xbox players. I told them I'd get Black Ops on PC first, then if I liked it, xbox. They all said I was gay because the PC one sucks. I asked them why and they said because computers are gay. One of them said the only good computers are alienware, then I fucking lost it.
In a similar situation where someone suggested alienware as one of the best, I gave them a blank stare and let out a long and loud 'WOOOOOOOOOOW.' They then took their comment back and said alienware was shit.
Hahaha, I come home to see the win '08 server disc ontop of the server again, So I boot it up and eject the disc tray to find it in there, So I laughed. Cunt tried it again. So on I goto check my arch logs, and see 26 different attempts to log in. I laughed and set all my hard drives backup, Oh ho ho. Good times. also server '08 is still on my dads computer, Hah. His second drive is still unplugged hehe.
Flawless victory.
Nice job. Wonder how long until he gives up..
While on the subject of parents stealing money: It's great to live by your own. I talked to my dad (who lives in Canada, I live in Sweden) on Skype the other day, and told him I was going to buy a new computer. It's a decent build, about €1400. Anyway, he asks "So I'm guessing you're using your student loan for that?" I'm like "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyes." My dad goes "Well, have fun with that." And then he falls silent. What scares me is that he has roughly the same education I'm currently going through (MSc in Engineering, although his focus was hydraulics and mine is spacecraft), and because of that he probably knows exactly how long it'll take to pay this shit back. I'm having second thoughts, man...
Don't do it. He was silently telling you're a retard for getting a 1400€ computer with your student loan. And he's right.
Don't you love people who reefer the case as a hard drive
[QUOTE=LinuX;26008243]Don't you love people who reefer the case as a hard drive[/QUOTE] i fucking love that its so fucking awesome god damn
[QUOTE=LinuX;26008243]Don't you love people who reefer the case as a hard drive[/QUOTE] I remembered watching a earthquake documentary, and in the scene where the scientists describes the supercomputer used for calculation, they explained that they are"a lot of hard drives stacked together". :doh:
[QUOTE=Shadaez;26000656]After he yells at him? They're both being complete faggots to eachother. Sure, the father may be more wrong about it, but the poster is pretty stupid for yelling at him after all he said was "get a mac they're better", plus he's keeping cash on him rather than owning a bank account.[/QUOTE] I guess you haven't seen Mandrith's posts in this thread before. [quote=Mandrith]A few weeks ago, my dad was complaining how the family computer was running slowly, and the case was getting hot enough to actually give me second degree burns once. My dad then decided to start yelling at me for "Loading games and shit onto the Mac and freezing it up." I tried to explain to him that the games (I had installed Steam and firefox on it) wouldn't slow down the computer to a snails pace, and the fact that he was running 36 widgets simultaneously in the dashboard, and that he ran itunes, and was watching five FUCKING Youtube videos simultaneously was doing it. That the computer was in a cabinet with just about enough room to hold the godamn computer in it, giving it shitty airflow, wasn't helping. He wouldn't listen to me at all, and pissed, I just stopped trying. Five hours later, I come back to find that he deleted Steam, Firefox, and Google Earth, and added eight more widgets. Now he is complaining that it is running even slower. [/quote] [quote=LinuX]Delete the fucking widgets. Are you a complete idiot? Widgets on Mac OSX run in the background using loads of RAM. [/quote] [quote=Mandrith]I tried that once, and he got pissed at me. [/quote] [quote=DOG-GY]Show him how much ram they're using and show him that your games aren't even running. [/quote] [quote=Mandrith]He is the kind of person that refuses to admit that he is wrong. I tried to show him that, but he still refuses to believe me. Goddamnit I hate this. [/quote] <skip a few posts> [quote=finbe]Tell him to read this thread PLEASE [/quote] [quote=Mandrith]I told him to read this, and his response: I'm not going to listen to some dumbass nerds who live in their mother's basement and go on the internet all day long.[/quote] [quote=finbe]Oh you have to be shiting me tell him the fucking widgets are virus's manipulating there computer [/quote] [quote=Mandrith]I just tried that out, and he told me that "Macs can't get viruses." [/quote] <skip some posts> [quote=Mandrith]My dad is a fucking dumbass. The computer is now slowed to a halt, and he can't even turn it off. And now he is telling me that I'm going to pay for repair fees because "I screwed it up." God fucking damnit. [/quote] All that from a single page: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/956696-Computer-illiterate-people-who-think-they-know-things-V5-I-FLICK-PSU-VOLTAGE-SWITCH/page124[/url] Yeah, I think the yelling was pretty jusitifed.
So. many. stupid. people. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/media]
[QUOTE=nikomo;26008992]So. many. stupid. people. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/media][/QUOTE] You have no idea how many times I have said that. Thanks for getting me a youtube video to say it for me :buddy:
[QUOTE=Mandrith;25999303]After weeks of bing absent from this thread, I bring you more content from my illiterate asshole father. I've been raising money recently to pay for a PC I am building (A $1400 gaming rig with a GTX580 and i7) and my father came up to me while I was counting my funds so far, and told me that I should just buy a Mac becuse they are better and much more powerful. I told him that the iMac we have is shit compared to what I am building, and he said I was spouting bullshit. I yelled at him, and he told me that even if it was more powerful, I'd just use it for games and screwing with other people's computers. I told him that yes, I was going to game on it and don't even know how to hack. He then told me that if I was going to be stupid like this he would just spend the money on a third mac, and told me that % am not allowed to have my own computer, and took $200 (not all of it, thankfully) and put it in the family safe. I am fucking FINISHED with all this shit my self centered asshole allways thinks he is right dad has been putting me through![/QUOTE] A bit late, BUT FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DAD? take his Mac, get your cellphone, get a baseball bat go to the local scrapyard, threaten him by telling him "if I don't get my money back i am gonna smash your computer to bits. If he don't give your money back, smash his computer. Rate me boxes if it makes you feel better about yourself.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;26010056]A bit late, BUT FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DAD? take his Mac, get your cellphone, get a baseball bat go to the local scrapyard, threaten him by telling him "if I don't get my money back i am gonna smash your computer to bits. If he don't give your money back, smash his computer. Rate me boxes if it makes you feel better about yourself.[/QUOTE] All of your ideas are half arsed and potentially illegal
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