Computer illiterate people who think they know things V7 content: out of stock
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[QUOTE=wingless;26747727]Waddaya think?[/QUOTE]
Eat pizza and drink pop at the same time while playing tetris?
Dai's an artist.
He could draw TWO drawings at the same time if he had that footmouse, and then he would become twice as awesome.
[QUOTE=wingless;26743743]God I want to get out of this fucking town.
My parents are on a cruise right now (Without me, wouldyabeliveit?) and I have to stay with my grandma and pop.
My grandma's kinda cool but doesn't shut up, She's not a problem though.
but... my Pop.
He's a dickshit, I really hope he dies.
He blames me for every problem that happens, No matter what, he drops a screwdriver YOU DISTRACTED ME TJAJFO'DCF
So I brought my Xbox to entertain me so I plug it into a spare power point and an empty HDMI Port.
And now they can't get a channel because the station is fucked.
so of course he blames me "BUT IT'S IN THE OTHER ROOM DURP" "that's an analogue signal".
"THEY'RE THE SAME", "Not it's not the digital signal is completely different broadcast and receiver signal"
"BUT IT RUNS THROUGH THE SAME ANTENNAE!" "You don't understand how it works do you" "I DO SO EVER SINCE YOU GOT HERE THE TV HAS HAD PORBLEMS DURP DURP"
"Fuck off, You blame me for every single problem here, I GET ENOUGH OF THIS AT HOME YOU FUCKING DICKSHIT, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THINGS BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, YOU'RE A FUCKING TECHNOPHOBIC AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I EVEN DID TO THE TV, WHICH ALL I DID WAS FUCKING PLUG IN A HDMI CABLE AND REGULAR 3 PIN POWER CABLE, DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING BUMP THE ANTENNAE CABLE YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK"
Now I storm out to the other room where the PC I built for them is to play some dungeon keeper II (Can't play it at home because of win 7 and vista) and he comes out and starts saying I've removed windows from the computer because dungeon keeper 2 was up "YOU DON'T EVEN USE THE FUCKING COMPUTER, HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?!"
So now today we go to my house (where I type this now, not much longer after this event) and he goes to my fucking room looks through all my shit, goes to my cupboard and fucking RIPS OUT MY FUCKING ARCH SERVER THE SAME ONE MY DAD WANTS TO DESTROY AND PUTS IT AT THE DOOR AND THEN PULLS OUT MY TV AND PUTS IT ON THE SERVER AND ALSO RIPS OUT MY N64 AND PUTS IT THERE TOO WHEN I WALK OUT AND ASK HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE'S DOING AND HE SAYS CONFISCATING IT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE OVER ME, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I DO WITH THOSE? GET THE FUCK OVER THIS FUCKING HOUSE AND NEVER FUCKING TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN AND NEVER EVEN TOUCH ME THINGS OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL FIND THE HEAVIEST THING I CAN AND FUCK YOU UP BECAUSE I'M SICK OF HAVING MY SHIT FUCKED AROUND BY OTHER PEOPLE SO FUCK OFF!"
My grandma and him left so everything is back to normal and I've locked all the doors and took their key, and they fucked off, if he even talks to me again I'm going to punch him straight in the head and fucking find the hardest thing I can find and smash him with it, I want to fucking leave this place.
I'm just about to kill myself within the fucking week at this rate.
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
On a game I play, this person posted bitching that her roommate hacked her computer, another game account, her e-mail, and her facebook. I commented that more than likely the roommate did everything while the person got up from the computer because she didn't log out. She posted and replied that she always logged out and logged her computer. Then she claimed that the person is a computer guru/hacker. I replied that the roomie probably just used the saved password list in the browser. Other people start commenting and throwing around the idea that the roomie used a keylogger.
I point out that google is full of tutorials on how to bypass windows passwords and that on ME you could get by the password screen by just clicking "cancel". The "hacked" person pipes up that hacking a computer is a serious offense. Right..Then someone posts this gem in response to my post:
"Not all people know these things... :/ LOL. Personally, I don't google, "How to hack someone's computer." You must know a thing or two about hacking?"
I face palm and reply with "Why do people assume that if you're knowledgeable about computers, you must automatically know how to hack? No. I don't know how to hack. I typed in "bypassing windows passwords" into google. Assuming that the roommate actually did everything, she didn't have to use a keylogger or hacked (a true hacker uses programs that they wrote). If she did anything, more than likely she downloaded a program that's designed to recover computer passwords should you forget it. These programs are completely legit and are used by many people. Why do people assume that if you're knowledgeable about computers, you must automatically know how to hack? No. I don't know how to hack. I typed in "bypassing windows passwords" into google. Assuming that the roommate actually did everything, she didn't have to use a keylogger or hacked (a true hacker uses programs that they wrote). If she did anything, more than likely she downloaded a program that's designed to recover computer passwords should you forget it. These programs are completely legit and are used by many people."
Of course, these are people that if they share their game password with a friend and the friend changes the password and e-mail "omg! i got hacked!!11"
We need a general PC question thread. I'm just going to ask here.
Is there any RAID that would allow me to use 2 HDD of different sizes with 3 partitions such as
1 80 GB HDD
1 500 GB HDD
2 80 GB partitions and 1 420 GB partition, the 2 80 GB partitions in a RAID 0/1 type setup with the rest of the 500 GB drive in the 420 GB partition for other stuffs.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;26749046]We need a general PC question thread.[/QUOTE]
We do,
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1021546-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread./page25[/url]
Oh, thanks.
[editline]17th December 2010[/editline]
Did you rate me dumb because it's impossible and I should know that? Or just because there IS a general question thread?
[QUOTE=brandonsh;26733095]If he works there, even if it was a graphics card, he should've said about how awesome it is to sell it.[/QUOTE]
Probably so he can be like "You want me to recommend you one? Get this 8400GS only $199.95"
[url]http://cgi.ebay.com.au/TOSHIBA-X500-18-4-QOSMIO-i7-2-93GHz-1TB-8GB-BLU-RAY-/180586796269?pt=AU_comp_laptop&hash=item2a0bcfd4ed[/url]
one of my friends bought this instead of a desktop to play wow, and hes already got a problem with it, after 3 of my friends (including me) also had toshiba's and theyve all had problems.
oops, outdated link, this one [url]http://cgi.ebay.com.au/TOSHIBA-X500-LAPTOP-18-4-QOSMIO-i7-2-8GHz-BLU-RAY-360M-/360327779194?pt=AU_comp_laptop&hash=item53e535937a[/url] except he payed like $2700 for it.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26740858]I'm left-handed and extremely jealous of superior gaming mice
still got a cool one
[img_thumb]http://www.gadgetgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/arc-mouse-microsoft.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
what the fuck is that thing
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;26749803]what the fuck is that thing[/QUOTE]
Microsoft arch.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26746922][img_thumb]http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/toe_mouse.jpg[/img_thumb]
I would consider freeing up both hands. :haw:[/QUOTE]
Something about that "mouse" just doesnt seem right.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;26746029]Thanks, I bought the G500.
Costs about [B]$60CAD[/B], which isn't bad at all.
RROD is a VERY generic error code simply stating that something is wrong with the system. You can't determine it without the secondary error code. Spike in voltage will only temporarily shut off the PSU, no harm will be done to the console.[/QUOTE]
Lucky fucker, the ABSOLUTE cheapest here is $85 (How much I got it for) from MSY. Logitech prices it at atleast $130 IIRC
[editline]17th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26746350]I came close, installed Chrome, changed icon to Safari.[/QUOTE]
A macfan who recognises Safari for what it is? Holy shit.
[editline]17th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;26746520]uncomfortable?
this is the proper, classic mouse shape. none of that giant hump or weird 'ergonomic' shapes.[/QUOTE]
It looks like a mouse for lefties and righties. I just hate the feel of mice that can be used by both hands
[editline]17th December 2010[/editline]
I was in a game of BC2, met this obnoxious guy who I somehow became friends with. He said that I should forward ports to make my hitboxes better. I always thought port forwarding was for hosting servers, but I know shit all about it. Who is the illiterate here?
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26746922][img_thumb]http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/toe_mouse.jpg[/img_thumb]
I would consider freeing up both hands. :haw:[/QUOTE]
At first look i thought it was a kind of chair for curling.
[QUOTE=Atokniro;26749920]
I was in a game of BC2, met this obnoxious guy who I somehow became friends with. He said that I should forward ports to make my hitboxes better (This is in BC2). I always thought port forwarding was for hosting servers, but I know shit all about it. Who is the illiterate here?[/QUOTE]
Port forwarding (from what I have heard) also decreases ping. So you can play with less lag, so you can see players betterly or something like that. Player is moving, you trie to shoot him but you miss because he alaready got away.
^
It may not be true, I am not a freaking IT specialist. It is my understanding of shyt, mkay.
I was installing my old drive nto this computer[as backup] and everything went smoothly until,
THUD THUD THUD.Switched it off as soon as i could because i thought the drive was malfunctioning and damaging my F3 1TB. opened my computer case up and guess what,
there was a molex connector stuck in my CPU fan :downs:
But now im happy the thing works and i have a backup :unsmith:
I'm glad the fan works.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26751383]I'm glad the fan works.[/QUOTE]
I am too.
THUD THUD THUD
In my experience, that makes more of a NYERRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHCLANGGRUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........UUUUuuuuuuu
Noise.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26752052]THUD THUD THUD
In my experience, that makes more of a NYERRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHCLANGGRUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........UUUUuuuuuuu
Noise.[/QUOTE]
Yeah actually, more like that, but i didnt know what to type.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26752052]NYERRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHCLANGGRUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........UUUUuuuuuuu[/QUOTE]
I have no idea why did I laugh at that.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26738981]Well that's a waste.[/QUOTE]
Depends on whether you're going to use it or not.
Just you know to have flipped because I kinda did and it really did not contribute to me kinda like this keeps happening but unfortunately is controllable enough to not rise up by it not being able to like this do stuff for us.
[QUOTE=Atokniro;26749920]A macfan who recognises Safari for what it is? Holy shit.[/QUOTE]
If what you mean is I recognize it as a decent browser that is inferior to Chrome/FFox but far superior to internet explorer, then yes. Besides, my mom is semi-literate, and she knew before she even started it.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26752052]THUD THUD THUD
In my experience, that makes more of a NYERRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHCLANGGRUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........UUUUuuuuuuu
Noise.[/QUOTE]
When my heatsink was covered in dust, the fan started making a TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKAFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT sound. At first it sounded like a fast series of electric discharges, made me fucking jump out of my pants in terror.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26754508]If what you mean is I recognize it as a decent browser that is inferior to Chrome/FFox but far superior to internet explorer, then yes. Besides, my mom is semi-literate, and she knew before she even started it.[/QUOTE]
For Windows, Safari shittier than IE.
[QUOTE=tratzzz;26750906]Port forwarding (from what I have heard) also decreases ping. So you can play with less lag, so you can see players betterly or something like that. Player is moving, you trie to shoot him but you miss because he alaready got away.
^
It may not be true, I am not a freaking IT specialist. It is my understanding of shyt, mkay.[/QUOTE]
IM AN IT PROFESSIONAL I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I GOT A DEGREE!
ur wrong
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;26754863]For Windows, Safari shittier than IE.[/QUOTE]
Not talking about windows, talking about each on their native platforms.
Safari works well on the Mac, that can't be denied. On Windows, well. Apple should fire all their Windows developers
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26752052]THUD THUD THUD
In my experience, that makes more of a NYERRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHCLANGGRUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........UUUUuuuuuuu
Noise.[/QUOTE]
Sounds more like the kind of sounds me and my friends would make when we would pretend we were racing in cars and crashing.
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