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Got caught, Dad was proud of me, Mom wanted me castrated.
Content: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1oDYSsUet8[/url] What is he trying to accomplish? I like the music though, anyone know what it is or is it just some improvisation? edit: okay, well, not really illiteracy, just seems a bit silly
[QUOTE=wingless;26133586]Stories from a 13 year old "H4kkar". With .AVI Files half of the file size is devoted to Just the sound and MP4's only a quarter is which is why AVI Files apparently have better sound quality. Torrenting anything is illegal. MW2 is Incredibly Balanced and the graphics are better on the Xbox. He's built over 500 PC's. .Bat is the most advanced scripting language available. Modern Computers have higher processing power than the human brain and brute forcing only takes 2 hours per 10 digits. The linux distro Ubuntu was designed just for hacking. The PS3 cell processor has 20 cores. Modern Warfare 2 is the most played game on the net. He has hacked into over 1000 computers including the US and UK's Government computers and have found files about aliens. He spouts shit like this daily.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of one of my friends, i don't think there is a single day where he doesn't lie. e.g " you can only have a maximum of 8gb of ram on windows 7 ultimate 64bit, any more and it doesn't use it"
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26777565]Got caught, Dad was proud of me, Mom wanted me castrated.[/QUOTE] Ha ha! I didn't get caught because I had a second copy of Firefox with the icon of IE for Mac so my parents avoided it like the plauge. Kept all my bookmarks there :ninja:
Ha! I have never been, and probably never will be, caught. This is my system: 1. Set up desktop. OpenBSD, there's no way anyone without skill is going to figure out how to use it. Especially since the only things plugged in is the power cable and a cat-5 ethernet. No mouse. No keyboard. No monitor. 2. Set up a hidden user on the desktop. Best way is to have the username start with a '.'. This will be your porn-browsing user. Make sure there's at least one other user account on the machine in normal working order. Copy some documents and crap into ~ to make it look used. Don't forget to blacklist the hidden user's home directory from being indexed. 3. Configure the desktop as an X client. It'll be running the programs and everything. 4. Get a second computer. I use my laptop for this. If it already runs X (Linux and BSD always do this, not sure if OS X does), good. If it's Windows, install Cygwin-X. 5. Whenever you watch porn, ssh into the first machine, and start an X server on your second. Forward everything right, and you get a copy of Firefox displaying on your machine, but storing everything (history, cookies) on another. Go ahead and save things to that machine. 6. If there's something that absolutely requires Windows (Flash, for instance), save it to machine one, and use Samba to access the files from another machine. This leaves much less of a trace. 7. When browsing, always keep a browser window open on machine 2. Point it at something harmless and boring - Slashdot comments, the Valve developer wiki, TVTropes, etc. Pretty much indetectable, unless you A) get caught red-handed (I have tips on this too, if you want them) or B) you have the smartest parents in the universe.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26785710]Ha! I have never been, and probably never will be, caught. This is my system: 1. Set up desktop. OpenBSD, there's no way anyone without skill is going to figure out how to use it. Especially since the only things plugged in is the power cable and a cat-5 ethernet. No mouse. No keyboard. No monitor. 2. Set up a hidden user on the desktop. Best way is to have the username start with a '.'. This will be your porn-browsing user. Make sure there's at least one other user account on the machine in normal working order. Copy some documents and crap into ~ to make it look used. Don't forget to blacklist the hidden user's home directory from being indexed. 3. Configure the desktop as an X client. It'll be running the programs and everything. 4. Get a second computer. I use my laptop for this. If it already runs X (Linux and BSD always do this, not sure if OS X does), good. If it's Windows, install Cygwin-X. 5. Whenever you watch porn, ssh into the first machine, and start an X server on your second. Forward everything right, and you get a copy of Firefox displaying on your machine, but storing everything (history, cookies) on another. Go ahead and save things to that machine. 6. If there's something that absolutely requires Windows (Flash, for instance), save it to machine one, and use Samba to access the files from another machine. This leaves much less of a trace. 7. When browsing, always keep a browser window open on machine 2. Point it at something harmless and boring - Slashdot comments, the Valve developer wiki, TVTropes, etc. Pretty much indetectable, unless you A) get caught red-handed (I have tips on this too, if you want them) or B) you have the smartest parents in the universe.[/QUOTE] Don't you think that's a bit overkill?
I just use Chrome's incognito mode, if anybody comes along I just cmd+w
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[QUOTE=codenamecueball;26785875]I just use Chrome's incognito mode, if anybody comes along I just cmd+w[/QUOTE] CMD+H, you don't have to load the porn again.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26785710]Ha! I have never been, and probably never will be, caught. This is my system: 1. Set up desktop. OpenBSD, there's no way anyone without skill is going to figure out how to use it. Especially since the only things plugged in is the power cable and a cat-5 ethernet. No mouse. No keyboard. No monitor. 2. Set up a hidden user on the desktop. Best way is to have the username start with a '.'. This will be your porn-browsing user. Make sure there's at least one other user account on the machine in normal working order. Copy some documents and crap into ~ to make it look used. Don't forget to blacklist the hidden user's home directory from being indexed. 3. Configure the desktop as an X client. It'll be running the programs and everything. 4. Get a second computer. I use my laptop for this. If it already runs X (Linux and BSD always do this, not sure if OS X does), good. If it's Windows, install Cygwin-X. 5. Whenever you watch porn, ssh into the first machine, and start an X server on your second. Forward everything right, and you get a copy of Firefox displaying on your machine, but storing everything (history, cookies) on another. Go ahead and save things to that machine. 6. If there's something that absolutely requires Windows (Flash, for instance), save it to machine one, and use Samba to access the files from another machine. This leaves much less of a trace. 7. When browsing, always keep a browser window open on machine 2. Point it at something harmless and boring - Slashdot comments, the Valve developer wiki, TVTropes, etc. Pretty much indetectable, unless you A) get caught red-handed (I have tips on this too, if you want them) or B) you have the smartest parents in the universe.[/QUOTE] Or y'know your parents can see your online traffic. But then again, as far as I know it's only possible to see if you're connected to the internet rather than see the websites you're browsing.
Anyone who wants to post your mouse here, think again: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1039436-Mouse-Megathread-V1[/url] [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ineedateam1;26769645]Also need a mouse megathread at this point[/QUOTE] Done.
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;26785774]Don't you think that's a bit overkill?[/QUOTE] There is no "overkill", there is only "open fire" and "I need to reload" (the 37th Habit of Highly Effective Pirates). [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=zerosix;26786033]Or y'know your parents can see your online traffic. But then again, as far as I know it's only possible to see if you're connected to the internet rather than see the websites you're browsing.[/QUOTE] If you're that paranoid, use Tor.
^^ Slowpunch ^^ :barf:
-snipped for massive lateness, has to learn to check which page she is on-
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26786175]There is no "overkill", there is only "open fire" and "I need to reload" (the 37th Habit of Highly Effective Pirates). [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] If you're that paranoid, use Tor.[/QUOTE] i want tip on red handed ness - wat do in those few seconds you have?
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;26786560]i want tip on red handed ness - wat do in those few seconds you have?[/QUOTE] Ctrl/Cmd+W. Or mash reset button, say updates. Use fly for quick hiding.
I just browse and don't give a fuck because its not like anybody else uses my computer and/or cares if i do watch porn :colbert:. Also Windows key+D sends you to desktop and Windows key + L logs you off.
windows key+L locks you, not log you off
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;26786560]i want tip on red handed ness - wat do in those few seconds you have?[/QUOTE] I have no advice for what to do once you've been caught. I can only advise you on how not to be caught. There's pretty much nothing you can do once you've been caught with your pants down. Really, you might as well say "do you mind?", and finish up - there's nothing you can say that will make things better. Now, not getting caught is a bit more involved. As with humor, timing is the most important thing. Is there a time when people aren't home? Is there a time when people aren't awake? Is there a time when you know you won't be interrupted? The shower is one spot that would be perfect, if it had 'net access. Taking a dump is a possible option if you're REALLY desperate - if need be, print out some porn for this, then flush it when done. Second step is recon. Make sure of EVERYTHING. Don't assume people are asleep - check. I have advice on moving silently that can help, but just make sure of everything. Make sure nobody else is around. Third step is concealment. Do things that will give you a few more seconds of warning. Close doors. Close blinds. If possible, orient everything so you're facing the entrance to whatever room you're in - that way, the screen is facing the other way. Fourth step is stealth. Fap quietly. Don't moan, or scream, or anything like that. It's completely possible, trust me - I can, and have, fapped while someone was sleeping mere meters away (there was a wall between us, but it was a thin one). Fifth step is speed. The most vulnerable period is during the actual fap - minimize time spent in this period by making sure you're really aroused before dropping your pants. Watch porn for at least five minutes before exposing. If you're really fapping like a ninja, you can do the rest in under a minute. Pro tip: don't waste time zipping your pants when panic-halting a fap. It's actually difficult to notice, and even if it is, it's a "ha ha your fly's undone", not "WTF augh!". Likewise, don't worry about situating your briefs - if you get your pants up, nobody can see them anyways. That's all the advice I have for now.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26786985]I have no advice for what to do once you've been caught. I can only advise you on how not to be caught. There's pretty much nothing you can do once you've been caught with your pants down. Really, you might as well say "do you mind?", and finish up - there's nothing you can say that will make things better. Now, not getting caught is a bit more involved. As with humor, timing is the most important thing. Is there a time when people aren't home? Is there a time when people aren't awake? Is there a time when you know you won't be interrupted? The shower is one spot that would be perfect, if it had 'net access. Taking a dump is a possible option if you're REALLY desperate - if need be, print out some porn for this, then flush it when done. Second step is recon. Make sure of EVERYTHING. Don't assume people are asleep - check. I have advice on moving silently that can help, but just make sure of everything. Make sure nobody else is around. Third step is concealment. Do things that will give you a few more seconds of warning. Close doors. Close blinds. If possible, orient everything so you're facing the entrance to whatever room you're in - that way, the screen is facing the other way. Fourth step is stealth. Fap quietly. Don't moan, or scream, or anything like that. It's completely possible, trust me - I can, and have, fapped while someone was sleeping mere meters away (there was a wall between us, but it was a thin one). Fifth step is speed. The most vulnerable period is during the actual fap - minimize time spent in this period by making sure you're really aroused before dropping your pants. Watch porn for at least five minutes before exposing. If you're really fapping like a ninja, you can do the rest in under a minute. Pro tip: don't waste time zipping your pants when panic-halting a fap. It's actually difficult to notice, and even if it is, it's a "ha ha your fly's undone", not "WTF augh!". Likewise, don't worry about situating your briefs - if you get your pants up, nobody can see them anyways. That's all the advice I have for now.[/QUOTE] You need a title, "Fap Guru".
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;26787039]You need a title, "Fap Guru".[/QUOTE] No he needs - "Fap Guru.And knows A LOT about everything"
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26786985]I have no advice for what to do once you've been caught. I can only advise you on how not to be caught. There's pretty much nothing you can do once you've been caught with your pants down. Really, you might as well say "do you mind?", and finish up - there's nothing you can say that will make things better. Now, not getting caught is a bit more involved. As with humor, timing is the most important thing. Is there a time when people aren't home? Is there a time when people aren't awake? Is there a time when you know you won't be interrupted? The shower is one spot that would be perfect, if it had 'net access. Taking a dump is a possible option if you're REALLY desperate - if need be, print out some porn for this, then flush it when done. Second step is recon. Make sure of EVERYTHING. Don't assume people are asleep - check. I have advice on moving silently that can help, but just make sure of everything. Make sure nobody else is around. Third step is concealment. Do things that will give you a few more seconds of warning. Close doors. Close blinds. If possible, orient everything so you're facing the entrance to whatever room you're in - that way, the screen is facing the other way. Fourth step is stealth. Fap quietly. Don't moan, or scream, or anything like that. It's completely possible, trust me - I can, and have, fapped while someone was sleeping mere meters away (there was a wall between us, but it was a thin one). Fifth step is speed. The most vulnerable period is during the actual fap - minimize time spent in this period by making sure you're really aroused before dropping your pants. Watch porn for at least five minutes before exposing. If you're really fapping like a ninja, you can do the rest in under a minute. Pro tip: don't waste time zipping your pants when panic-halting a fap. It's actually difficult to notice, and even if it is, it's a "ha ha your fly's undone", not "WTF augh!". Likewise, don't worry about situating your briefs - if you get your pants up, nobody can see them anyways. That's all the advice I have for now.[/QUOTE]I follow this down to the word. Although, for me, its easy to be stealthy. My room is in the basement, and my sister's and parent's are upstairs. As long as I don't have to go upstairs (which I shouldn't have to for fapping), its pretty much smooth sailing as long as everyone is actually asleep.
I just have my bedclothes handy and if someone comes up, close the windows, and get into them and if they walk in it's just like my changing
I just need to press alt+3 (which switches to desktop 3 in linux). Everyone in the house knows pretty much nothing about linux, let alone dwm.
For me: I use Opera, and have it set to open the last tab. I have Chrome installed also so if they were like what were you watching I open that and it opens up a video of some car audio competition. So all I have to do is just alt+f4 if anyone walks in.
this thread isn't about fapping anyway, some content but not much My mum wanted to go on the computer but she only remembered turned on the screen mum: Adam have you been mucking around with this? me: no, why? mum: its not working I walk over and spot the tower isn't on so I just push the power button mum: oh, sorry
My "colleagues" that work in ITS with me (I became netadmin for a couple weeks) claim that the network is completely "unhackable." I told them as long as there's a port open, it can be hacked. 2 hours later, the entire university has no internet because one of the dumbshits closed every port on the network (Port 80's not important, right? Neither is 443, 20, or 21, apparently). Cracked some skulls, back to normal in a couple minutes. Side note: I found out how to SSH tunnel through port 443. I guess I'll be setting up an SSH server at my house and routing my traffic through that.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26787860]My "colleagues" that work in ITS with me (I became netadmin for a couple weeks) claim that the network is completely "unhackable." I told them as long as there's a port open, it can be hacked. 2 hours later, the entire university has no internet because one of the dumbshits closed every port on the network (Port 80's not important, right? Neither is 443, 20, or 21, apparently). Cracked some skulls, back to normal in a couple minutes. Side note: I found out how to SSH tunnel through port 443. I guess I'll be setting up an SSH server at my house and routing my traffic through that.[/QUOTE] how the fuck do people like that get the jobs?, do they just say "if you can write your name clearly you're in"
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;26788089']how the fuck do people like that get the jobs?, do they just say "if you can write your name clearly you're in"[/QUOTE] im 16 and i could probably do better
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26785710]Ha! I have never been, and probably never will be, caught. This is my system: 1. Set up desktop. OpenBSD, there's no way anyone without skill is going to figure out how to use it. Especially since the only things plugged in is the power cable and a cat-5 ethernet. No mouse. No keyboard. No monitor. 2. Set up a hidden user on the desktop. Best way is to have the username start with a '.'. This will be your porn-browsing user. Make sure there's at least one other user account on the machine in normal working order. Copy some documents and crap into ~ to make it look used. Don't forget to blacklist the hidden user's home directory from being indexed. 3. Configure the desktop as an X client. It'll be running the programs and everything. 4. Get a second computer. I use my laptop for this. If it already runs X (Linux and BSD always do this, not sure if OS X does), good. If it's Windows, install Cygwin-X. 5. Whenever you watch porn, ssh into the first machine, and start an X server on your second. Forward everything right, and you get a copy of Firefox displaying on your machine, but storing everything (history, cookies) on another. Go ahead and save things to that machine. 6. If there's something that absolutely requires Windows (Flash, for instance), save it to machine one, and use Samba to access the files from another machine. This leaves much less of a trace. 7. When browsing, always keep a browser window open on machine 2. Point it at something harmless and boring - Slashdot comments, the Valve developer wiki, TVTropes, etc. Pretty much indetectable, unless you A) get caught red-handed (I have tips on this too, if you want them) or B) you have the smartest parents in the universe.[/QUOTE] Use links web browser. MMMM, That ascii porn is so hot. Also I just discovered that my Asus EEE is a great SSH Terminal.
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