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[QUOTE=ineedateam1;26788778]im 16 and i could probably do better[/QUOTE] no
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;26788089']how the fuck do people like that get the jobs?, do they just say "if you can write your name clearly you're in"[/QUOTE] I essentially told them off about how freaking dumb they were. Most of them were junior/senior CompSci majors. Feels good to know more than they do.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26789517]I essentially told them off about how freaking dumb they were. Most of them were junior/senior CompSci majors. Feels good to know more than they do.[/QUOTE] I bet the network will turn to shit when the time is up.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;26787860]Cracked some skulls, back to normal in a couple minutes.[/QUOTE] You've been doing a lot of skull cracking lately :v:.
you guys all have really crappy dads my dad taught me everything i know about computers
[QUOTE=Archy;26791910]you guys all have really crappy dads my dad taught me everything i know about computers[/QUOTE] Same here. But he doesn't want a better computer apparently. Although, he is a redneck...
Content here! So, I was at Fry's today, and I went over to the video card area (which is near where the dell laptops are), and I overheard this conversation. Exactly these words. Frys Guy "This Dell has a GeForce 7000M built in, with 3 GB of RAM..." Dude #1 "Will it play Portal?" Frys Guy "Yes, and it also has Norton built in..." Dude #2 "Does it have Netflix?" Frys Guy "Uh-huh, and it also has a trial for Office 2010" Dude #1 "It's 1,000 dollars, are you sure it's good?" Frys Guy "Yes, we got it pre-built from Dell, and Dell currently is the highest quality brand of laptops we sell here" Dude #1 and #2 "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *The dudes leave* Huh, does anyone here live near Fry's in Concord, CA? [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] Also, this is really smexy [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44WeDtVOrns&feature=related[/media] [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] Also, this is really smexy [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44WeDtVOrns&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=LinuX;26793322]Huh, does anyone here live near Fry's in Concord, CA?[/QUOTE] Burbank :frogc00l: What's your Fry's' theme?
[QUOTE=Archy;26791910]you guys all have really crappy dads my dad taught me everything i know about computers[/QUOTE] My dad set me up with my first computer so I owe much credit to him for learning what I have. Anyway, here's some semi-content. Anybody who buys Monster cables. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/X7ZFk.jpg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Dr Nick;26794153]Anyway, here's some semi-content. Anybody who buys Monster cables. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/X7ZFk.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It's funny you should mention that. I just got to a part in Mass Effect 2 where an electronics salesman says, "You wouldn't believe the number of people who think light travels faster through expensive fiber optic cables than cheap ones." Also, know friend who buys Monster cables. And owns three Alienwares. More money than brains I tells ya! [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr Nick;26794153]My dad set me up with my first computer so I owe much credit to him for learning what I have.[/QUOTE] Also this, very much this. I still consult with my dad about just about everything I do with computers.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26793995]Burbank :frogc00l: What's your Fry's' theme?[/QUOTE] Theme?
[QUOTE=LinuX;26794779]Theme?[/QUOTE] Every Fry's I've seen has some sort of theme, for example in Burbank there's a flying saucer crashed into the front of the store and aliens and giant ants and octopusses and all sorts of '50s B movie sci-fi things.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26794241]It's funny you should mention that. I just got to a part in Mass Effect 2 where an electronics salesman says, "You wouldn't believe the number of people who think light travels faster through expensive fiber optic cables than cheap ones." Also, know friend who buys Monster cables. And owns three Alienwares. More money than brains I tells ya! [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] Also this, very much this. I still consult with my dad about just about everything I do with computers.[/QUOTE] Don't you use a Mac?
[QUOTE=Apache249;26794973]Don't you use a Mac?[/QUOTE] Yeah, what's your point? I also use Windows on my Mac, a high powered desktop Windows PC, have rebuilt five of my school's PC's, built a friends' PC, and am making a PC that will fit in a jacket pocket. I've also been known to use a Commodore 64 when the mood strikes me.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26794900]Every Fry's I've seen has some sort of theme, for example in Burbank there's a flying saucer crashed into the front of the store and aliens and giant ants and octopusses and all sorts of '50s B movie sci-fi things.[/QUOTE] No, it's just plain here. IIRC there was one that looked like a Temple.
The only thing my Fry's had was old scuba diving suits in the entrance and a jacob's ladder in the middle. And the signs showing what's in that section looked like they were made of stone.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;26791981]Same here. But he doesn't want a better computer apparently. Although, he is a redneck...[/QUOTE] Gun money
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;26791981]Same here. But he doesn't want a better computer apparently. Although, he is a redneck...[/QUOTE] What, are you my evil twin? That is exactly how it is with me.
Was watching a CS video and looked at the comments: [media]http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5016/img0219u.png[/media] God damn call of duty fanboys
[QUOTE=Adzter;26796419]Was watching a CS video and looked at the comments: [media]http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5016/img0219u.png[/media] God damn call of duty fanboys[/QUOTE] :suicide: The pure stupidity of humanity is mind boggling.
[IMG]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6687/cpusl.png[/IMG] Classic.
[QUOTE=Dr Nick;26794153]My dad set me up with my first computer so I owe much credit to him for learning what I have. Anyway, here's some semi-content. Anybody who buys Monster cables. [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/X7ZFk.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Late, though still gold. A friend who works at Best Buy tells me that employees get the $250 Monster cables for about $10 or $15. Being Canada, it's actually a fair deal. The main thing that your getting with those cables that you're not getting with the $3 cables is build quality. There's absolutely no improvement in video quality, though if you're constantly moving your laptop / console around, it might be worth getting a $10 cable.
It's ones and zeroes, suck it up.
The build quality of $2-3 monoprice cables is fantastic. Monster build quality isn't any better than anything else if anything it's worse...
[QUOTE=Archy;26791910]you guys all have really crappy dads my dad taught me everything i know about computers[/QUOTE] I taught my dad everything he knows about computers.
I taught my mom everything she's now forgotten about computers.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26786985]I have no advice for what to do once you've been caught. I can only advise you on how not to be caught. There's pretty much nothing you can do once you've been caught with your pants down. Really, you might as well say "do you mind?", and finish up - there's nothing you can say that will make things better. Now, not getting caught is a bit more involved. As with humor, timing is the most important thing. Is there a time when people aren't home? Is there a time when people aren't awake? Is there a time when you know you won't be interrupted? The shower is one spot that would be perfect, if it had 'net access. Taking a dump is a possible option if you're REALLY desperate - if need be, print out some porn for this, then flush it when done. Second step is recon. Make sure of EVERYTHING. Don't assume people are asleep - check. I have advice on moving silently that can help, but just make sure of everything. Make sure nobody else is around. Third step is concealment. Do things that will give you a few more seconds of warning. Close doors. Close blinds. If possible, orient everything so you're facing the entrance to whatever room you're in - that way, the screen is facing the other way. Fourth step is stealth. Fap quietly. Don't moan, or scream, or anything like that. It's completely possible, trust me - I can, and have, fapped while someone was sleeping mere meters away (there was a wall between us, but it was a thin one). Fifth step is speed. The most vulnerable period is during the actual fap - minimize time spent in this period by making sure you're really aroused before dropping your pants. Watch porn for at least five minutes before exposing. If you're really fapping like a ninja, you can do the rest in under a minute. Pro tip: don't waste time zipping your pants when panic-halting a fap. It's actually difficult to notice, and even if it is, it's a "ha ha your fly's undone", not "WTF augh!". Likewise, don't worry about situating your briefs - if you get your pants up, nobody can see them anyways. That's all the advice I have for now.[/QUOTE] That is hilariously intricate.
Built my consolefag friend a decent PC about a year ago. Originally he used it for Youtube videos and Facebook, but I'm starting to convert him over to PC gaming. I gifted him Killing Floor and got him to buy Minecraft. I feel good for the fate of humanity now. Except for all those other idiots.
Technology and the complexity of games would advance so much faster if consoles just disapeared. Instead most gamers are stuck on one limited harware platform for 5~10 years and software has to run on that platforms with all its limits.
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;26796049]What, are you my evil twin? That is exactly how it is with me.[/QUOTE] I'm evil? SWEET! [editline]19th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Aurora93;26803831]That is hilariously intricate.[/QUOTE] He made me start a facepunch quotes folder on my computer: [url]http://ahb.me/1czI[/url] [editline]19th December 2010[/editline] SLOWPUNCH, SLOWPUNCH EVERYWHERE!
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