Computer illiterate people who think they know things V7 content: out of stock
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dem filesystems
[QUOTE=Tobba;27002979]I had norton when it wasent known as shitty (around when it came out or so)
Guess what was the first file it deleted?
kernel32.dll
I'm serious :colbert:
It told me i was fucked and removed every infected file
AKA system files[/QUOTE]
Right before I got this computer in 08, and when I knew shit all about computing, it tried to delete system32 and I couldn't get that PC to start up again (I didn't know about reformatting)
My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT!
Just what I needed. A heart attack before sleep :smith:
[QUOTE=Mandrith;27013912]My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT![/QUOTE]
All the mac shit I could take. But now it's he thinks he knows about PC Gaming? Give me your address I'll beat the shit out of him myself.
Lole
also fucking antec, why do you put a sheath around the 24 pin cable. It makes the bend radius massive
I honestly want to fucking kill Mandrith's dad.
Mandrith
show your dad everyone's reactions on facepunch when you post these horror stories
[QUOTE=Mandrith;27013912]My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT![/QUOTE]
How old are you? You should try to move out when you can.
You should give me your phone number so I can call your house and have a gentle conversation that avoids any and all expletives that I really want to say. I would then enlighten him on how to be a proper dad and how to learn about computers.
:smith:.
Just.. :smith:.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;27013912]My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT![/QUOTE]
Plant drugs on him and call police. Or, you could claim your dad sexually harrased you etc....
[QUOTE=Unreliable;26923865][url]http://www.computing.net/answers/networking/megabit-vs-megabyte/18565.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Jesus fuck, how dense can people get...
get recuva on the flash drive
[QUOTE=Mandrith;27013912]My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT![/QUOTE]
If you're grounded how are you posting this, and can I talk to your dad?
Oh, since we're posting what we got for xmas, I thought I'd post what I bought myself.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9038221/wooo.png[/img]
:smug:
Oh and ITT: Java == JavaScript...
[QUOTE=Mandrith;27013912]My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT![/QUOTE]
WAIT! IDEA!
Does your entire family agree on the fact that your dad is a dumbass? If so, you should ask your family members to help you explain to your dad that's he's a fuckwit.
[editline]28th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;27014518']get recuva on the flash drive[/QUOTE]
i didnt know there was recuva for mac
Reposting this again:
Computer Illiterate people who think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station
[editline]28th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=compwhizii;27014570]If you're grounded how are you posting this, and can I talk to your dad?[/QUOTE]
iPod or phone like some of his other posts.
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;27013960]All the mac shit I could take. But now it's he thinks he knows about PC Gaming? Give me your address I'll beat the shit out of him myself.[/QUOTE]
Beat the shit out of him? He'd just criticize your technique. And then blame Mandrith for it.
I'd put a .50 BMG round right through his head. Then another through the heart, to make sure. That should take care of things perfectly - it's hard to be an ass with 750 grains of lead in the temporal lobe.
You sure that would kill him? He's too stubborn to die like that.
[QUOTE=wlzshroom;27014812]I didnt know there was recuva for mac[/QUOTE]
bootcamp?
mini PE has some data recovery stuff.
I have an idea, Me and Forumaster came up with.
We'll make a compilation video of all the usuals in this thread telling mandriths dad what a fucking idiot he is.
[QUOTE=wingless;27015224]I have an idea, Me and Forumaster came up with.
We'll make a compilation video of all the usuals in this thread telling mandriths dad what a fucking idiot he is.[/QUOTE]
I'm game.
[QUOTE=wingless;27015224]I have an idea, Me and Forumaster came up with.
We'll make a compilation video of all the usuals in this thread telling mandriths dad what a fucking idiot he is.[/QUOTE]
Seriously guys, think about it.
Imagine the look on his father's face.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;27015276]Seriously guys, think about it.
Imagine the look on his father's face.[/QUOTE]
Actually, I came up with a better plan.
I show up at Mandrith's doorstep, in full "secret agent" getup. Black suit, mirrored sunglasses, attache case, earpiece, everything. Put a PPK in the inner jacket pocket. Rent a black Mercedes or something.
Mandrith's dad answers the door. I say "Is Mr. [Mandrith's Last Name] present?"
He responds, "Speaking", or something to the effect of "that's me, dumbass".
I respond, "Actually, I was referring to Mr. [Mandrith's Full Name]."
He'll probably respond with "Who the hell are you?"
My response? "I'm with the federal government. [Mandrith's Name] is being drafted."
He'll probably say that "there is no draft in America".
"Not under ordinary circumstances, no. But these are extraordinary circumstances. We need a computer expert, and [Mandrith's Name] is one of only twelve people in the country with the full skillset we need. The other eleven already work for us."
He'll probably ask for a badge, or at least what department I work for.
"It wouldn't matter if I told you who I worked for - officially, we don't exist. Unofficially, we still don't exist, and I'm supposed to kill you if you find out we do."
He'll probably start arguing with me at that point. I'll let him blabber on for a minute or so, then break out this quote:
"Sir, I could kill you right now, and all I would have to do is fill out some paperwork."
I cut off whatever he starts saying - "I have the paperwork right here with me. It would take, like, five minutes. Maybe less - I'm getting good at Form 66-B."
At this point, Mandrith comes out, probably hearing the noise.
"Ah, Agent Mandrith. Pack your stuff - we exfil in ten."
Ten minutes later, we're pulling out. I roll down the window, to let Mandrith give his dad one last farewell. I imagine it starts with "Fuck you, you -", but it could be as simple as "I told you so". Kick the music up to 11, flip the asshole the bird, and floor it off into the sunset.
Then, I drop him off with whatever responsible Facepuncher is available. Sorry, Mandrith, but there's no room at the G-Pad for anyone else.
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