Computer illiterate people who think they know things V7 content: out of stock
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It needs more SWFs though.
I nostalgia'd:
[url]http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/ravelukkikala.swf[/url]
No content at the moment, but I bring [url=http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/10/12/27/0820203/AMD-Radeon-HD-6950-Can-Be-Unlocked-To-HD-6970]good news![/url]
[QUOTE=Hookerbot9000;27022587]No content at the moment, but I bring [url=http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/10/12/27/0820203/AMD-Radeon-HD-6950-Can-Be-Unlocked-To-HD-6970]good news![/url][/QUOTE]
I bring you: [b]CLOCKS[/b]
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;27022622]I bring you: [b]CLOCKS[/b][/QUOTE]
Yeah just saw the thread as I posted that
Only 18 hours late :v:
What's this good news?
[editline]28th December 2010[/editline]
Oh right, was a link.
Mandrith, poor kid. He needs to move. His redneck dad of constant fuckery must be isolated from any alive person.
I am happy that my parents don't know what is Apple.
From a conversation in a Minecraft server:
Dude: "Hey guys, I'm going to get a new computer"
Bro: "Cool! Specs?"
Dude: "It's a dual core. :smug:"
Me: "That's not much for specs... And dual cores are pretty much outdated by now..."
Dude: "But it's unlocked so I get a quad. :smug:
*awkward silence*
I feel sad for illiterates. They're bound to get ripped off, a lot. He probably bought a prebuilt, drinking bullshit from PC world employees and paid a shitload of money for that.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;27023267]From a conversation in a Minecraft server:
Dude: "Hey guys, I'm going to get a new computer"
Bro: "Cool! Specs?"
Dude: "It's a dual core. :smug:"
Me: "That's not much for specs... And dual cores are pretty much outdated by now..."
Dude: "But it's unlocked so I get a quad. :smug:
*awkward silence*
I feel sad for illiterates. They're bound to get ripped off, a lot. He probably bought a prebuilt, drinking bullshit from PC world employees and paid a shitload of money for that.[/QUOTE]
It could be a Phenom II x2 or something along those lines.. If he's lucky. I guess it's a Pentium with unlocked Hyperthreading.
Man, when will this thread end.
[QUOTE=wingless;27023501]Man, when will this thread end.[/QUOTE]
This thread is a Mobius strip. It never ends.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;27023530]This thread is a Mobius strip. It never ends.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucesgvd/moebius_escher_anim.gif?iact=hc&vpx=136&vpy=78&dur=156&hovh=192&hovw=256&tx=91&ty=114&ei=weQZTeqGMsLflgfe9rnRCw&oei=weQZTeqGMsLflgfe9rnRCw&esq=1&page=1&tbnh=127&tbnw=191&start=0&ndsp=71&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0[/img]
[QUOTE=Squad;27018728]What we did in the 90s... Most of you don't remember those days.[/QUOTE]
Teens just visited their local hedge row or park bush to find a thoughtfully provided porn magazine.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;27013912]My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT![/QUOTE]
Go get a gun.
No, wait.
Get a FLAMETHROWER.
[QUOTE=brandonsh;27023755]Go get a gun.
No, wait.
Get a FLAMETHROWER.[/QUOTE]
*when dying*
I BLAME YOUR GODDAMN COMPUTER GAMES!!!
[QUOTE=gman003-main;27015005]Beat the shit out of him? He'd just criticize your technique. And then blame Mandrith for it.
I'd put a .50 BMG round right through his head. Then another through the heart, to make sure. That should take care of things perfectly - it's hard to be an ass with 750 grains of lead in the temporal lobe.[/QUOTE]
He's not worth the $20 the bullets cost
[editline]29th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=wingless;27015224]I have an idea, Me and Forumaster came up with.
We'll make a compilation video of all the usuals in this thread telling mandriths dad what a fucking idiot he is.[/QUOTE]
When I get out if being grounded, I would like to be a part of this. My dad is a complete arsehole who has ruined my childhood, and I want to give this man a mouthfull before he does the same thing to his kid.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;27013912]My dad finally spoke to me after several weeks. He found 3000+ files in a folder in the Mac's trash, and immediately assumed that I had downloaded something. He then interrogated me on what it was, and I told him it was an old Minecraft save file that I had backed up. Hearing this, he immediately screams at me saying that he told me that I was not supposed to download anything and that I probably fucked up the Mac from downloading 3000 files. I tried explaining to him that I didn't download anything at all, and he said that was bullshit. I explained that the entire thing was only 5 MB. He said that it was 3000 files, and must be "Huge and take up all the harddrives". I then explained that it was completely harmless. He then said that games are not supposed to be on computers, and therefore would cause harm to any computer they were on, and that I was a fucking dumbass.
He then forced me to tell him where Minecraft was, and deleted it and every save file, along with wiping my flash drive (Which happened to have a massive history report saved on it that is due next week). I'm also grounded for 2 weeks, and my dad wiped the Mac. AGAIN.
I fucking hate my dad. He is a FUCKING STUPID, STUBBORN, ILLITERATE ASSHOLE WHO TREATS EVERYONE LIKE SHIT![/QUOTE]
Have you considered garrotting him with a iPhone/ iPod charger? There's bound to be enough around to make a pretty sturdy noose.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;27016812]I have some more content, though Mandrith's trumps mine.
Mom comes in room, sees me playing MW2 Spec Ops (Don't flame me, I like Spec Ops and the Campaign. I've never touched multiplayer EVER.) Mom claims that I'm going to become a violent, murderous recluse if I keep playing violent video games. I close the game and open up three news articles that effectively shoot her statement to hell. She decides to disconnect the internet from me (I'm on wireless). Doesn't think that my sister will mind. My sister, in the middle of a MW2 match (she's the multiplayer fanatic) wanted to kill my mom for turning the internet off. Mom doesn't understand why, because "only [name]'s laptop can use wireless, yours is wired."
Both our laptops are at least 150 feet from the Modem. Mom knows there's a wire somewhere. I tell her, with the straightest face I could muster, that the wire was invisible.
She shut up. :v:[/QUOTE]
Can you link to those articles?
Had to get printer ink, when I spotted this:
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_20101224_110713.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/URL]
:doh:
System requirements?
[quote]Power Supply: 450mhz if I well recall.[/quote]
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;27025338]Alright, so V8: Mandrith Appreciation Thread?[/QUOTE]
V8: My graphics card can play games at 6770 fps, in HD
[QUOTE=gaboer;27025220]System requirements?[/QUOTE]
Not an Apple product or a prebuilt. (Commodores 64 & etc. don't count for prebuilts)
[QUOTE=Canary;27023592]Teens just visited their local hedge row or park bush to find a thoughtfully provided porn magazine.[/QUOTE]
Not when I had 56k...
[QUOTE=imadaman;27025453]Not an Apple product or a prebuilt. (Commodores 64 & etc. don't count for prebuilts)[/QUOTE]
Speaking of which, did you guys hear they're bringing back the Commodore 64?
[QUOTE=gman003-main;27025513]Speaking of which, did you guys hear they're bringing back the Commodore 64?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the specs are supposed to be decent too. Would be great if you could get it without paying $35,000.00
Or, V8: Mandrith's father is a shit-for-brains tool.
I'm totally getting that C64 just to run emulators on.
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