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[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25945195]Honestly it looks like CS 1.6 to me.[/QUOTE] Its probably just a clone, then.
I told my friend who just ordered a 2500$ laptop from alienware that he is a tool, he then told me. "Whatever I can just upgrade it by going to newegg buying a new graphics card and putting it in the core." Me: "It doesn't work that way..." "Yes it is laptops are the same as desktops except they are compact and soldered in, just open it up desolder the old graphics card and solder in a new one" :ohdear: [editline]8th November 2010[/editline] oh and the laptops specs are an i7 860 and a 5850.. 2.5 grand for that :< [editline]8th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25942579]A funny story. Not really content, but it could be. A friend of mine got a new MacBook Pro 15" and was playing Crysis on it but he was in bed with the exhaust for the fans covered with a blanket. He then suddenly became aware of excruciating pain in his groin(the computer was on his lap) and it turns out the thing got so hot that it gave his penis second degree burns. :wtc: So yeah, gotta make sure to give the exhaust on these things plenty of space.[/QUOTE] crysis on a mac? :smug:
[QUOTE=Axiom :D;25945862]crysis on a mac? :smug:[/QUOTE] Windows on a Mac? :smug: [editline]8th November 2010[/editline] Also: :frog:
you can't figure out the steam id link and you're making fun of your friends for being illiterate?
what?
my friend works in the electronics dept. at wallmart. says most asked question there is "I wanted to buy that new mario game for my son's xbox."
[QUOTE=robopm;25946414]my friend works in the electronics dept. at wallmart. says most asked question there is "I wanted to buy that new mario game for my son's xbox."[/QUOTE] Bwahaha I love how fake that is every mom knows about the wii/ds
Well it's important to have a case with decent airflow I protect that stuff inside...
Don't know if this counts but.... everyone in this class makes their webpages in word.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;25947058]Don't know if this counts but.... everyone in this class makes their webpages in word.[/QUOTE] :wtc:
[QUOTE=supersnail11;25947058]Don't know if this counts but.... everyone in this class makes their webpages in word.[/QUOTE] I made one in OO.org, once, when I was too lazy to even do HTML. It was crap, of course, but the teacher didn't know that.
I once did it in TextEdit :v:
I had to make something fast, so I did it directly in nano on the server. It worked, that's all I really needed.
I actually tend to do HTML in Emacs (if on Linux/BSD) or Notepad++ (if on Windows). WYSIWYG is for wimps.
Someone said to me today that his Imac 27" could out run my PC we played some TF2 he got 40FPS.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;25947596]I actually tend to do HTML in [b]Emacs[/b][/QUOTE] I thought you meant these... [img]http://img.skitch.com/20081016-mttc7qcdr2g45q6tnhbcnue3y.png%22%20alt=%22EmacLabPict.jpg[/img] Then I realized that Emacs must be a text editor. I'm so good at context :buddy:
Where's that thread where people discussed about the dumb or silly things they did computer-wise? I guess I probably have something to say.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25947824]I thought you meant these... [img_thumb]http://img.skitch.com/20081016-mttc7qcdr2g45q6tnhbcnue3y.png%22%20alt=%22EmacLabPict.jpg[/img_thumb] Then I realized that Emacs must be a text editor. I'm so good at context :buddy:[/QUOTE] Emacs: Editing MACros. Possibly the most advanced (and difficult-to-use) text editor on the planet. You know how GMod and some other games let you use Lua to code things? EMACS has Lisp. As in, "the greatest language ever written (even though it's not that common on modern machines (and writing in it for too long can cause you to overdose on parentheses (like I'm doing now)))". It has a built-in web browser that's on par with Lynx. It is not, however, easy to use. You want to save a file? Ctrl-X Ctrl-S. You want to save it elsewhere? Ctrl-X W. You want to select and cut the entire document? Ctrl-X A, Ctrl-Space, Ctrl-X E, Ctrl-W. To quote R. Munroe: [img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/real_programmers.png[/img] And, as of Emacs 23, "M-x butterfly" (pronounced "meta x butterfly", typed "Alt-X butterfly" or "ESC X butterfly") actually does something.
IT Department at my school changed single click to double click thus removing single click functions where there are also double click functions. WHYYYYYYYY
[QUOTE=gman003-main;25947596]I actually tend to do HTML in Emacs (if on Linux/BSD) or Notepad++ (if on Windows). WYSIWYG is for wimps.[/QUOTE] vim master race emacs is for queers
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25948706]vim master race emacs is for queers[/QUOTE] Course, before installing Emacs, I have to configure things with vi. Not vim - the original BSD vi. And then, if I break tty, I have to fix it using ed. You ever use ed? NOT FUCKING EASY.
pico ftw.
ed isn't too bad but manipulating files with shit like cat echo more is terrible [editline]9th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=supersnail11;25948900]pico ftw.[/QUOTE] now that's just gay
[QUOTE=supersnail11;25948900]pico ftw.[/QUOTE] Get out.
[QUOTE=dvc;25945243]Its probably just a clone, then.[/QUOTE] I told you man, I told you SA is a Ripoff.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;25942777]Weren't Macbooks renowned for causing burns? I know they fixed it in some of the newer models, but clearly not enough.[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/IMac_G4_sunflower7.png/250px-IMac_G4_sunflower7.png[/img] I know these macs were renowned to burn. Looks like a ball isn't the perfect thing for cooling.
Some kid at my school was playing online on xbox with a full lobby of fags from school. Anyway, while playing, he spontaneously decides to watch some porn. So he whips out his laptop (and dick) and starts fappen'. He forgot to turn off the mic, and didn't realise for about 10 seconds. Asked him today if he'd seen any good movies lately :smug:
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;25951355]Some kid at my school was playing online on xbox with a full lobby of fags from school. Anyway, while playing, he spontaneously decides to watch some porn. So he whips out his laptop (and dick) and starts fappen'. He forgot to turn off the mic, and didn't realise for about 10 seconds. Asked him today if he'd seen any good movies lately :smug:[/QUOTE] Isn't this more fitting for the worst fapping experience thread?
[QUOTE=nikomo;25941940]Isn't that how they design tanks? You add protection by adding more angle and you save on weight and keep your mobility.[/QUOTE] Yes it is
[QUOTE=gman003-main;25948888]And then, if I break tty, I have to fix it using ed. You ever use ed? NOT FUCKING EASY.[/QUOTE] I looked at ed's man page. If there's one single piece of evidence to prove that mankind is a perverted thing that should be put down, that is it.
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