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Should I post more useful links from /g/'s archives? There are still a couple of golden threads around there...
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;26265899]I thought about that Localhost thing.. Maybe Facepunch should simply make an eBay shop? We got users capable of building a computer in many countries so it could actually be built close to the buyer, thus making shipment cheaper.[/QUOTE] I have to say, that's a damn good idea.
People who think my 4850 can't handle temperature are funny. [img_thumb]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9613/80655109.jpg[/img_thumb] And fan speed is not even on 100%, so everything is okay. :smug:
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;26265916]Should I post more useful links from /g/'s archives? There are still a couple of golden threads around there...[/QUOTE] yes
[QUOTE=4RT1LL3RY;26260227]Its not hard at all to freak out people. color 0A cd C:\ dir /s /x /r /l It prints out the root structure of each folder including files.[/QUOTE] A bit late but you can also swap the DIR command with TREE. At least in Windows NT 6.x (that's Vista and 7). It looks way more pro.
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;26266045]yes[/QUOTE] [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=10930609&x=Computer+Users+Vs.+Idiots+Who+Know+How+To+Use+The+Internet]There it is[/url] [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=6281549&x=Stolen+wifi+trolling]Oh wow this is just beautiful[/url]
[QUOTE=LinuX;26261297]Notepad Save as .BAT[/QUOTE] I got it working, probably will give them a heart attack.
[img]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9748/fpcomputers.png[/img] Just a thought.
Red font + red background :frog:
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;26266270][url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=10930609&x=Computer+Users+Vs.+Idiots+Who+Know+How+To+Use+The+Internet]There it is[/url] [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=6281549&x=Stolen+wifi+trolling]Oh wow this is just beautiful[/url][/QUOTE] I have to find a try the word switch on Edit: Semi content. My mother was over at a friend and was helping him paint the jaguar logo on a wall. She calls and tells me that she´s on her way home and that she had brought a laser cannon from work. My first thought was "star wars". it turned out that it was a normal projector. Apparently her whole office calls it an "laser cannon"
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;26266617]Red font + red background :frog:[/QUOTE] Ok.
Update: Posted before about multiple moniters and how it aparently wasn't possible I brought in my VGA to DVI. Everyone was amazed... everyone just crowded around whilst someone sat there moving one window from monitor to monitor. Then i got shouted at because i shouldn't mess with hardware and the only people that know about hardware is the technicians. They couldn't even figure out that "No video input" was caused by some kid unplugging the VGA cable.
[QUOTE=Adzter;26266775]Update: Posted before about multiple moniters and how it aparently wasn't possible I brought in my VGA to DVI. Everyone was amazed... everyone just crowded around whilst someone sat there moving one window from monitor to monitor. Then i got shouted at because i shouldn't mess with hardware and the only people that know about hardware is the technicians. They couldn't even figure out that "No video input" was caused by some kid unplugging the VGA cable.[/QUOTE] Good job, my avatar is imaging my response.
I swear to god if even half of the content in this thread were to happen in my school, "only ____ know about ____ and you know nothing about it" or "suspended for doing doing something that was completely harmless, like opening Command prompt .etc. I would fucking stab them, or atleast walk out of that shithole.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;26266605][img_thumb]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9748/fpcomputers.png[/img_thumb] Just a thought.[/QUOTE] No.
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;26266867]No.[/QUOTE] That's why it says "Just a thought".
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;26266270][url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=10930609&x=Computer+Users+Vs.+Idiots+Who+Know+How+To+Use+The+Internet]There it is[/url] [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=6281549&x=Stolen+wifi+trolling]Oh wow this is just beautiful[/url][/QUOTE] >NT logon background is stored on a networked drive with write permissions >Replace with goatse >2,500 computers with goatse as the logon background [img]http://4chanarchive.org/images/g/10930609/1275558212609.jpg[/img]
I have a quick question. Does it improve general computer performace and gaming performance if you install service packs?
[quote=oblivion470;26267157]i have a quick question. Does it improve general computer performace and gaming performance if you install service packs?[/quote] Wrong thread fucking hell!
[QUOTE=samwilki;26267284]Wrong thread fucking hell![/QUOTE] Answer my question fucking hell and I'll be outta here.
Well what do you think?
[QUOTE=Oblivion470;26267370]Answer my question fucking hell and I'll be outta here.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1021546-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread[/url]. Now get out.
Thanks, I apologize
[QUOTE=Unreliable;26267056]>NT logon background is stored on a networked drive with write permissions >Replace with goatse >2,500 computers with goatse as the logon background [img_thumb]http://4chanarchive.org/images/g/10930609/1275558212609.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] This made me laugh more than it should have, for some reason: >4rd grade >steal mouse balls >hehehe
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;26265347][url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=12265217&x=Funny+Shit+Done+To+School+Computers]Very relevant to this thread[/url] [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=13755370&x=More+school+computer+shit]I think I love /g/ by now[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/6835494c564752ff990e8e5d4e19d349.png[/img] Oh god why am I laughing
Because miscarriages are funny, remember the CAD one? Also, [img]http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5258/ohnonotdvorak.png[/img]
We were talking about OSes in my Comp Sci class the other day and this is pretty much what happened. Some girl: "What's an OS?" Teacher: "It's the Operating System, it's what your computer runs on. Something Like Windows 7, OSX, Windows XP, Windows 2000...." Girl: "Oh I have that one." Teacher: "Windows 2000? Are you sure? That's pretty old." Girl: "No wait actually, I have Windows 10." -Whole class is like "Wut"- Teacher (Looking Confused and Laughing): "Windows 10? Whatever happened to 8 and 9?" Girl: "Well my dad works for Mircosoft so we get copies in advance."
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;26269622]We were talking about OSes in my Comp Sci class the other day and this is pretty much what happened. Some girl: "What's an OS?" Teacher: "It's the Operating System, it's what your computer runs on. Something Like Windows 7, OSX, Windows XP, Windows 2000...." Girl: "Oh I have that one." Teacher: "Windows 2000? Are you sure? That's pretty old." Girl: "No wait actually, I have Windows 10." -Whole class is like "Wut"- Teacher (Looking Confused and Laughing): "Windows 10? Whatever happened to 8 and 9?" Girl: "Well my dad works for Mircosoft so we get copies in advance."[/QUOTE] Hate people like this, saying they got something early because their dad does something. "My dad works at Microsoft so I know bill gates in real life and have 1 billion dollars and microsoft"
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;26266270][url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=10930609&x=Computer+Users+Vs.+Idiots+Who+Know+How+To+Use+The+Internet]There it is[/url] [editline]24th November 2010[/editline] [url=http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=6281549&x=Stolen+wifi+trolling]Oh wow this is just beautiful[/url][/QUOTE] Oh, I love this. Shame I didn't do more with the shit at the computers at my school, now I'm at sixth form which is much less shabby, the staff being more competent and there being far less people i outright hate. Good times though, there was this one guy who was a complete asshole to everyone, on top of being a thick git. I had pretty easily gained access to the command prompt and shut his computer down remotely. And every time he started it up I shut it down again, shit was so cash. I did a few other things with the computers too, but nothing major. Sadly I was stupid enough to hide my batch files in my school area, not a flash drive, and when they were found I became known amongst the school staff as 'the computer HACKER'. Once, a lot of music students' documents got deleted, I knew nothing about it but the music teacher (who also happens to be my form tutor) confronted me about it in the middle of form period. I flat out denied it, but the bastard had already made up his mind. Nothing came of it though. There was another time when they caught a virus on the network, rather than actually admitting their shittiness they pinned all the blame on me and my USB drive which had no viruses on it. And, the best, the entire school file/network logon server went down for like a week, they decided to pin the blame on a pupil and I had an extremely long and tense conversation with the scottish headmaster. I got off scot free for some reason though ( I didn't do it, but I did tell some other kid how to do shutdown commands in the command prompt just before the entire network ground to a halt, so who knows), I guess the fact that I was propping the school's grade average up caused them to completely drop it and punish the aforementioned kid.
my dad works with servers, so I show him my new P55M-UD4 and his first reaction is "only 4 memory slots?" :ughh:
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