• Computer illiterate people who think they know things V7 content: out of stock
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[QUOTE=gman003-main;26298554]I just adblocked the default avatar.[/QUOTE] How? HOW couldn't I think of that? :argh: [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] [img]http://www.comicsbulletin.com/rage/images/050401/koolaidman.jpg[/img] Muuuuuch better now.
[img]http://gyazo.com/1a04f1c0ea2ae6eeda071c19b31d1e80.png[/img] Was my last Ditch effort, Im fucked, He's Fucked, When He gets it, I need a way to break it (discretely)
if there are any IDE cables, plug them in backwards
if not i'd just bring a really strong magnet that's thin and sit next to him while he's using it [editline]25th November 2010[/editline] forgot to say put it in your pocket
[QUOTE=Zenpod;26298866][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/1a04f1c0ea2ae6eeda071c19b31d1e80.png[/img_thumb] Was my last Ditch effort, Im fucked, He's Fucked, When He gets it, I need a way to break it (discretely)[/QUOTE] it's alienware, it'll probably break on it's own [editline]25th November 2010[/editline] [url]http://en.community.dell.com/owners-club/alienware/f/3746/t/19352323.aspx[/url] wow they even keep a list it's a recent post, it's their newest laptop, and they [B]still[/B] can't make properly functioning hinges
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;26299073]if there are any IDE cables, plug them in backwards[/QUOTE] Bear in mind this is a Laptop we're talking about, He's not smart with Computers, But Neither am I
[QUOTE=Zenpod;26299364]Bear in mind this is a Laptop we're talking about, He's not smart with Computers, But Neither am I[/QUOTE] so just keep a thin magnet in your pocket and/or a sheet of those rare earth magnet spheres that are so popular nowadays and sit next to him while he's using the computer
Just AdBlocked the default Avatar, if it ever changes again, tell me. I enjoy watching my little cousins try to figure out how to right click on an iMac.
Content below? My brother swears up and down that he knows more about computers then everyone in the house combined. Bull fuckin' shit, he may know then mom or dad, but he has a super bloated ego about his "super smartness". One night, we got into a discussion about the issues we've had/are having with our computers atm (I only said things about past computers while his current Shitway Shittop has multipule issues). He says my first laptop had a irremovable virus that kept avoiding a format which is why it was BSoDing and saying "Operating System Not Found" on reboot. Along with the drive physically killing itself slowly. (Which was the only true part because it was replaced and ran like new again) He said "He had the same virus and only could remove it after his supernerd computer friend took it out of his computer, hooked it up to another and formatted it that way" :downs: He also says that the reason my second laptop, which is now in possession of my father because he was tired of using an old Win. 98 laptop for simple browsing, keeps shutting off (even into a few seconds after boot with no warning so not overheat, that issue was resolved) is a hard drive problem. Bullshit, if that was the case, there would be a MULTITUDE of other problems. It's the motherboard going and I know it. It boots with no USB ports/card slots/etc. working sometimes. The GPU is fucking melted to the motherboard basically. It's obviously the motherboard, the hard drive is FINE. He's also said that he had some sort of super mutant virus that combined with several others to make it impossible to remove, even with a reformat because it jumped to a different partition (the recovery one to be exact) and a virus that uploaded itself to a remote location and downloaded back to his computer after every time he removed it. If he was so smarter then me, why does he get viruses? I've only got a miniscule few that did little to nothing with the past 2 computers + current that I've had, they've all been replaced due to dodgy hardware failing. "I know more about computers then you." Says the guy who pirated Microsoft Office 2007 with fucking Frostwire. And dropped his laptop down the stairs at least 3 times and blames his computer's slowness on super mutant viruses only HE ever gets. Edit: He also said "I've tried every single antivirus there is that I can get." when I mentioned MBAM. He complains that he has issues just getting Spybot to work.
Open XCode at school "OMG, YOU CAN'T HACK ON A MAC! YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF SUPER-HACKER!" :eng99: Considering it's an expensive, posh private school, the students are fuckwits.
[QUOTE=LinuX;26282986]Pics please[/QUOTE] I have pictures somewhere I lost. It happened months ago. He uses the litter but still doesn't get along with the other cats.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;26301956]Open XCode at school "OMG, YOU CAN'T HACK ON A MAC! YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF SUPER-HACKER!" :eng99: Considering it's an expensive, posh private school, the students are fuckwits.[/QUOTE] So you're a fuckwit because you go to said school?
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[QUOTE=wlzshroom;26299139]if not i'd just bring a really strong magnet that's thin and sit next to him while he's using it [editline]25th November 2010[/editline] forgot to say put it in your pocket[/QUOTE] Better yet, bring an extraordinarily powerful electromagnet powered by a car battery in your backpack, if you have one. Wipe out all the computers in the room.
[QUOTE=LinuX;26296928]Okay, that's it. sudo apt-get content[/QUOTE] I know I'm late, but fuck it. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/content-no.png[/img]
Three people in one of my classes use a MacBook Pro simply for Facebook, MSN for mac (which I swear was removed in 2005), and the "Macs don't get viruses". They don't even know how to close the programs on it, which results in them restarting it every 5 mins and the dock filled with useless programs running. It was an episode when one of them had to use a dell with a XP setup on it. He thought he was hacking cause he set a password on the BIOS (He thinks it's linux), changed to boot order, and disabled hyperthreading. Mind you, he never even saw a BIOS before. His father is the president of a large photocopier company.
Pretty much every teacher in my school double clicks on links, even the it guy.
Content: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1029056-Microsoft-claims-Linux-at-end-of-life-cycle?p=26306298&viewfull=1#post26306298[/url]
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;26299073]if there are any IDE cables, plug them in backwards[/QUOTE] Don't they have small rectangular bump to avoid that? Not sure tho
[QUOTE=Wnd;26308706]Don't they have small rectangular bump to avoid that? Not sure tho[/QUOTE] Yea they do. Besides, laptops now a days are either SATA or some crappy proprietary port.
[QUOTE=Wnd;26308706]Don't they have small rectangular bump to avoid that? Not sure tho[/QUOTE] Only some decent cables have that. cheap or old one's doesn't.
[QUOTE=Van-man;26309159]Only some decent cables have that. cheap or old one's doesn't.[/QUOTE] I think all of them have one
[QUOTE=Wnd;26309190]I think all of them have one[/QUOTE] When I mean old, I DO mean old. Think beginning of the 90's old and back old. Example, here's a ATA cable from a computer that old. [IMG_THUMB]http://www.wuala.com/api/preview/Mingeinabag/LOL/Ancient%20ATA%20cablr.JPG[/IMG_THUMB] And the HDD on the left is the harddisk that were in that old computer, on the right is a stack of standard sized standard one's [IMG_THUMB]http://www.wuala.com/api/preview/Mingeinabag/LOL/Ancient%20HDD.JPG[/IMG_THUMB] It's got a capacity of a whooping 42,5 Megabytes. bitches gets wet just by the though of it :c00l:
The War Begins [img]http://gyazo.com/6e30580014f75b04f4a7e6efac987053.png[/img] Thats me on his wall Im going to beat it into his fucking skull, So fucking much, I'm doing it for you Facepunch
[QUOTE=Zenpod;26310394]The War Begins [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/6e30580014f75b04f4a7e6efac987053.png[/img_thumb] Thats me on his wall Im going to beat it into his fucking skull, So fucking much, I'm doing it for you Facepunch[/QUOTE] That's really fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;26310394]The War Begins [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/6e30580014f75b04f4a7e6efac987053.png[/img_thumb] Thats me on his wall Im going to beat it into his fucking skull, So fucking much, I'm doing it for you Facepunch[/QUOTE] You put your name on Facebook as Kalashnikov. That says a lot right there.
[QUOTE=Makuuta;26311213]You put your name on Facebook as Kalashnikov. That says a lot right there.[/QUOTE] It was I bet, I bet my mate he wouldn't put Stalin in his name for a week, He did and Im doing the week with the name he forced me to do
[QUOTE=Zenpod;26311245]It was I bet, I bet my mate he wouldn't put Stalin in his name for a week, He did and Im doing the week with the name he forced me to do[/QUOTE] That's what they all say. [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] Like literally
I have a Screen of Him with Stalin in his name [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] Somewhere... [img]http://i53.tinypic.com/3008ls6.png[/img] found it
[QUOTE=Zenpod;26310394]The War Begins [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/6e30580014f75b04f4a7e6efac987053.png[/img_thumb] Thats me on his wall Im going to beat it into his fucking skull, So fucking much, I'm doing it for you Facepunch[/QUOTE] ugh
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