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[quote=brandonsh;26318181]we need to raise money for an assasin. :wink:[/quote] ass ass in .
[QUOTE=brandonsh;26318181]We need to raise money for an assasin. :wink:[/QUOTE] Ass as in what? The wink is such a cliffhanger, I must know what you're thinking!
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26315490]More content from my dumbass dad! I got on the fucking overpriced iMac in the living room, intending to play some HL2 after waiting a few hours while my dad installed Norton Antivirus Mac edition. I discovered that my dad, after seeing me browse games earlier today on steam, decided that I was downloading some games that were going to slow the computer down, and deleted every single damn game on the iMac AGAIN! And he deleted my Minecraft saves again as well, and remembered to empty the trash too (Although I did back them up on my flash drive tuesday, so I didn't loose much.). He is now sitting on the Mac trying to figure out why installing Norton and deleting all my games isn't making it any faster, and is looking for any hidden games on the computer. Why the hell is he so fucking dense? It surprises me how stupid he is.[/QUOTE] We must make a plot to Kill our dads.
I find this rather hilarious: [url]http://twitter.com/#!/compwhizii/status/8254548674093056[/url] Compwhizii bitching about a motherboard he bought. "Oh noes it doesn't OC and only takes 2 sticks of RAM." Well maybe you should've checked before you BOUGHT THE BOARD.
Compwhizii, Why did you buy the board without checking it out? I mean a simple google search with the Product number and "ASUS" afterwards won't hurt would it? Really?
Did he buy a 2nd hand, 7 year old, mATX board?
Not necessarily computer illiterate, but made me foam at the mouth. Some dude bitching about how the RB drums suck. Nothing wrong with that in itself, but take a look at how he uses them: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAq6SD2c9Jc[/media]
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;26318889]Not necessarily computer illiterate, but made me foam at the mouth. Some dude bitching about how the RB drums suck. Nothing wrong with that in itself, but take a look at how he uses them: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAq6SD2c9Jc[/media][/QUOTE] He's... He's murdering them... :ohdear:
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;26319275]He's... He's murdering them... :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I immediately rushed over and gently hugged my GH drums. Seriously, that made me just cringe so badly,
I'm sorry, but a kid with motor disabilities could play those drums with better technique and rhythm
[QUOTE=HarryG321;26320164]I'm sorry, but a kid with motor disabilities could play those drums with better technique and rhythm[/QUOTE] Right here! Okay, it's the fine motor skills that are horrible, but still.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;26318263]Naming my terminal 'Hackorama 3000' is probably one of the best things I've ever done. Along with making the text a medium green and the background black. Now I just need to know the Linux equivalent of reg query hklm /s.[/QUOTE] "cat /dev/urandom"? It'll start beeping, though, from the \a characters in the stream. "df -a /" might also work.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26321001]"cat /dev/urandom"? It'll start beeping, though, from the \a characters in the stream. "df -a /" might also work.[/QUOTE] Can't you turn off the beeping?
[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;26319275]He's... He's murdering them... :ohdear:[/QUOTE] You wouldn't even treat real drums like that.
After several hours of trying to convince him to let me re-install everything, I've decided to just give up. I'm not going to try and put everything back on. He is just too stupid to convince, and I'm not going to get anywhere by doing this, so I have decided to just not play any PC games other than Minecraft SMP at all until I've built my computer next month. I'll finally be done with all of his bullshit.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;26318889]Not necessarily computer illiterate, but made me foam at the mouth. Some dude bitching about how the RB drums suck. Nothing wrong with that in itself, but take a look at how he uses them: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAq6SD2c9Jc[/media][/QUOTE] The little butthurt faggot has it set to where he has to approve all the comments. I guess he doesn't like people saying "STOP BEATING YOUR DRUMS TO DEATH, THAT'S WHY THEY SUCK!" [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Mandrith;26322316]After several hours of trying to convince him to let me re-install everything, I've decided to just give up. I'm not going to try and put everything back on. He is just too stupid to convince, and I'm not going to get anywhere by doing this, so I have decided to just not play any PC games other than Minecraft SMP at all until I've built my computer next month. I'll finally be done with all of his bullshit.[/QUOTE] You should destroy him.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;26322441]The little butthurt faggot has it set to where he has to approve all the comments. I guess he doesn't like people saying "STOP BEATING YOUR DRUMS TO DEATH, THAT'S WHY THEY SUCK!"[/QUOTE] I always love when people disable ratings and comments on youtube videos they know are mediocre. And when they delete logical comments that they don't agree with.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26322316]After several hours of trying to convince him to let me re-install everything, I've decided to just give up. I'm not going to try and put everything back on. He is just too stupid to convince, and I'm not going to get anywhere by doing this, so I have decided to just not play any PC games other than Minecraft SMP at all until I've built my computer next month. I'll finally be done with all of his bullshit.[/QUOTE] Uninstall all games, be a good kid for about a week, then delete important files on the mac, and get to press it in his face.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26322316]After several hours of trying to convince him to let me re-install everything, I've decided to just give up. I'm not going to try and put everything back on. He is just too stupid to convince, and I'm not going to get anywhere by doing this, so I have decided to just not play any PC games other than Minecraft SMP at all until I've built my computer next month. I'll finally be done with all of his bullshit.[/QUOTE] Whatever you do put a password on your computer and make sure it automatically locks with him around.
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;26322503]Whatever you do put a password on your computer and make sure it automatically locks with him around.[/QUOTE] Also the BIOS in case he gets it in his head that he's a pro hacker.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26322316]After several hours of trying to convince him to let me re-install everything, I've decided to just give up. I'm not going to try and put everything back on. He is just too stupid to convince, and I'm not going to get anywhere by doing this, so I have decided to just not play any PC games other than Minecraft SMP at all until I've built my computer next month. I'll finally be done with all of his bullshit.[/QUOTE] Are you 100% sure you can build it fine? I wouldn't want you of all people to screw something like this up and go crawling back to the Mac!
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26321328]Can't you turn off the beeping?[/QUOTE] There's something, but I can't find it. You could pipe it through a "sed /\a//" or something to filter it out.
all you need to do is to unload the module for the internal speaker it's either: (As root) [code]modprobe -r pcspkr[/code] or [code]modprobe -r snd-pcsp[/code]
[QUOTE=benjgvps;26323113]Are you 100% sure you can build it fine? I wouldn't want you of all people to screw something like this up and go crawling back to the Mac![/QUOTE] Yes, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to build it fine. I've made sure I have every component that I need, made sure they're compatible, and also have read several guides on how to assemble it once I have bought everything.
[QUOTE=reapaninja;26222516]that's mostly true [editline]22nd November 2010[/editline] it's nice to see the illiteracy thread still can't recognise illiteracy[/QUOTE] you best put that helmet on
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26323530]Yes, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to build it fine. I've made sure I have every component that I need, made sure they're compatible, and also have read several guides on how to assemble it once I have bought everything.[/QUOTE] I hope he doesn't fuck with your PC, But if he does that means you can take Action back, Also keep it in your room and get a lock for your door and windows, assuming you don't already and you have windows. Keep it locked at all times so he doesn't destroy everything, *cough* Like someone I know *cough*.
My friend actually thinks it's bad to jizz on your ram.
[QUOTE=tomoom165;26324668]My friend actually thinks it's bad to jizz on your ram.[/QUOTE] Hah, what a dumbass. I do that all the t
[QUOTE=tomoom165;26324668]My friend actually thinks it's bad to jizz on your ram.[/QUOTE] It reproduces and makes more RAM! :downs:
[QUOTE=LinuX;26326002]It reproduces and makes more RAM! :downs:[/QUOTE] RAM babies! [img]http://media.laptoplogic.com/upload-images/609/large/609_main_ram.jpg[/img] Look, twins!
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