Computer illiterate people who think they know things V7 content: out of stock
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Not sure if this really counts, but the ad-design team at Shopko should really proofread these.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14575796/2000what.jpg[/img]
Then again, MS Office 2000 was legit.
I have a manual that says "Exclusively designed for Microsoft Flight Simulator [b]20001[/b]
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;26391873]I just convinced my mom to get Firefox. Now to my Grandma, dad and sister.
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
"[url=http://www.amazon.com/Western-Digital-Intellipower-Desktop-WD10EARS/dp/B002U1N95K/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1291074889&sr=1-1]1TB Hard Drive[/url] is obviously the smallest ever, see it's under 250 GB. And 750 is obviously the biggest because it's the most expensive. :downs:"[/QUOTE]
I got my mom and sister to use Chrome by installing it on my mom's new netbook and deleting IE.
You know your work is done when your mom or sister asks you, "Why don't you use Chrome?"
Before I get people asking me, I use FF because I'm too used to it.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;26393791]I have a manual that says "Exclusively designed for Microsoft Flight Simulator [b]20001[/b][/QUOTE]
Want to see.
Oh hey, 3,500 Posts.
[QUOTE=LinuX;26393891]Want to see.
Oh hey, 3,500 Posts.[/QUOTE]
3500 shitposts
So, I was at the mall today. I decided to get a cookie sandwich from Great American Cookie.
I sat down to enjoy my delicious diabeetus inducing treat when I heard two guys talking as they walked by the Apple Store.
Guy 1: "Haha, look at that guy (not me) walking out with his brand new MacBook. I can't believe these faggots spend so much on this shit."
Guy 2: "What about you? You have an iPod and an iPhone."
Guy 1: "So? I had the iPod before the phone, and the iPhone is a good phone."
Guy 2: "Alright then smartass, how about that stupidly overpriced Alienware you've got sitting in your room even after Terry offered to build you one?"
At this point I start struggling to hold in a laugh. Thankfully he doesn't seem to notice. Guy 1 just looks at Guy 2 with a look of horrible hatred.
I then finished my cookie sandwich.
[QUOTE=LinuX;26393891]Want to see.[/QUOTE]
Friend's borrowing my camera, must take with webcam
[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/8vowfc.jpg[/IMG]
Welcome to the future
[QUOTE=Forumaster;26394315]So, I was at the mall today. I decided to get a cookie sandwich from Great American Cookie.
I sat down to enjoy my delicious diabeetus inducing treat when I heard two guys talking as they walked by the Apple Store.
Guy 1: "Haha, look at that guy (not me) walking out with his brand new MacBook. I can't believe these faggots spend so much on this shit."
Guy 2: "What about you? You have an iPod and an iPhone."
Guy 1: "So? I had the iPod before the phone, and the iPhone is a good phone."
Guy 2: "Alright then smartass, how about that stupidly overpriced Alienware you've got sitting in your room even after Terry offered to build you one?"
At this point I start struggling to hold in a laugh. Thankfully he doesn't seem to notice. Guy 1 just looks at Guy 2 with a look of horrible hatred.
I then finished my cookie sandwich.[/QUOTE]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Forumaster;26394315]So, I was at the mall today. I decided to get a cookie sandwich from Great American Cookie.
I sat down to enjoy my delicious diabeetus inducing treat when I heard two guys talking as they walked by the Apple Store.
Guy 1: "Haha, look at that guy (not me) walking out with his brand new MacBook. I can't believe these faggots spend so much on this shit."
Guy 2: "What about you? You have an iPod and an iPhone."
Guy 1: "So? I had the iPod before the phone, and the iPhone is a good phone."
Guy 2: "Alright then smartass, how about that stupidly overpriced Alienware you've got sitting in your room even after Terry offered to build you one?"
At this point I start struggling to hold in a laugh. Thankfully he doesn't seem to notice. Guy 1 just looks at Guy 2 with a look of horrible hatred.
I then finished my cookie sandwich.[/QUOTE]
you should have offered your services to guy 2
[QUOTE=LinuX;26393891]Oh hey, 3,500 Posts.[/QUOTE]
Oh hey, not a single fuck was given
[QUOTE=The freeman;26385997][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/b8558108441b7fb045bf561ad0f8eaa1.png[/img_thumb]
Amazing.[/QUOTE]
um duh acers run on a different spooge diver to the windows driver buffer kernel, you need to locally administer the anaesthetic before kernally reconfiguring the page cache for optimal teraflops
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;26395514]um duh acers run on a different spooge diver to the windows driver buffer kernel, you need to locally administer the anaesthetic before kernally reconfiguring the page cache for optimal teraflops[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]spooge diver[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
Okay, some kid in the library had a floppy disk, and most people use flash drives. So this librarian (volunteer helper assigned to library) takes it and flips out on the kid. "ARE YOU CRAZY?! You'll infect the whole school network! Don't you know when things got outdated like these hackers take them over?!" I swear I just wanna tie up all the stupid people and prove their stupidity and whip them.
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;26393824]I got my mom and sister to use Chrome by installing it on my mom's new netbook and deleting IE.
You know your work is done when your mom or sister asks you, "Why don't you use Chrome?"
Before I get people asking me, I use FF because I'm too used to it.[/QUOTE]
I changed the chrome icon to the IE one and renamed it on my grandma's computer and she was amazed. I felt so good I wanted to replaced everyones IE.
actually easiest way to hack a computer is the floppy drive
not completely sure if this is 100% but i remember hearing this a lot
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
actually easiest way to hack a computer is the floppy drive
not completely sure if this is 100% but i remember hearing this a lot
[QUOTE=Takkun10;26396504]actually easiest way to hack a computer is the floppy drive
not completely sure if this is 100% but i remember hearing this a lot
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
actually easiest way to hack a computer is the floppy drive
not completely sure if this is 100% but i remember hearing this a lot[/QUOTE]
you probably heard that viruses are easily spread via floppy, which is just as true with USB drives
[QUOTE=FullStreak12;26396338]Okay, some kid in the library had a floppy disk, and most people use flash drives. So this librarian (volunteer helper assigned to library) takes it and flips out on the kid. "ARE YOU CRAZY?! You'll infect the whole school network! Don't you know when things got outdated like these hackers take them over?!" I swear I just wanna tie up all the stupid people and prove their stupidity and whip them.[/QUOTE]
Okay, off to buy a bag of floppy disks, label them "hackpro 1993" or something and start putting them in school computers. Can I get a Linux install small enough to fit on a floppy disk?
Make them all contain a .bat file with this in it
[code]TITLE Accessing FBI Database. . . .
color 02
reg query hklm /s[/code]
Oops old comment
[QUOTE=kaze4159;26396736]Make them all autorun a .bat file with this in it
[code]TITLE Accessing FBI Database. . . .
color 02
reg query hklm /s[/code][/QUOTE]
[code]TITLE Department of Defense Protocol X
color 0a
reg query hklm /s[/code]
:science:
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
hmm, it pops up the command prompt then it disappears instantly. Never used batch files before, what do?
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26396769][code]TITLE Department of Defense Protocol X
color 0a
reg query hklm /s[/code]
:science:
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
hmm, it pops up the command prompt then it disappears instantly. Never used batch files before, what do?[/QUOTE]
Dumps all registry entries
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26396769][code]TITLE Department of Defense Protocol X
color 0a
reg query hklm /s[/code]
:science:
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
hmm, it pops up the command prompt then it disappears instantly. Never used batch files before, what do?[/QUOTE]
type it in the prompt instead of in the run dialogue
Ah, reg query hklm /s how I love you so.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;26396991]type it in the prompt instead of in the run dialogue[/QUOTE]
Good idea, makes me look more.. hacker-y.
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
Nope, prompt still simply flashes then disappears. Anyone else tried this thing?
[QUOTE=LinuX;26398396][img_thumb]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1484/lolrm.png[/img_thumb]
:v:[/QUOTE]
Actually, I had an idea recently for PCI x16 2.0 slots on the outside of laptops. A problem would be the cards would be exposed, but if the idea caught on, people would start making external graphics card enclosures like we make hard drive enclosures. The slot would also have to have a door or flap of some sort but that would be pretty simple to overcome. We already have laptops with expansion card slots in them, why not take it to the next level?
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26398528]Actually, I had an idea recently for PCI x16 2.0 slots on the outside of laptops. A problem would be the cards would be exposed, but if the idea caught on, people would start making external graphics card enclosures like we make hard drive enclosures. The slot would also have to have a door or flap of some sort but that would be pretty simple to overcome. We already have laptops with expansion card slots in them, why not take it to the next level?[/QUOTE]
Actually, people have already been doing that... There's this one place that sells Expresscard to PCI-E X16 adapters, which work fine but you're limited to X1 speeds.
[url]http://forum.notebookreview.com/gaming-software-graphics-cards/418851-diy-vidock-experiences.html#post5324240[/url]
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[quote=me]He will never be able to run most games with integrated graphics. Integrated graphics are very low-power and can't handle most games, especially demanding ones like AC1/2 and MW2, no matter how low you turn down the graphics settings.[/quote]
[quote=other dude]I disagree. If you bought an integraded graphic card in 2010, I can GAURRANTEE you can run mw2 on highest resolution smoothly. Not black ops, however.. Lol... 60fps in mw2 = 13 fps black ops..
Golden age of PC development.. Bro.. Buy one this year and it'll be junk in 12 months. [/quote]
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[QUOTE=Xybjj;26399580]I wish to submit some content.
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
It's funny because I get better frames in black ops on max 8xAA than on MW2 with med settings 8X aa.
that's funny because i get 10 fps-stutters on black ops while i've never had any problems with mw2
That's funny because the other dude is an idiot.
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