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I demand retard + iPad + Flash update.
He finally went crazy and superglued a flashing light to the iPad, screaming "NOW I HAS FLASSH TOOO! HERRPapjaibfe" and died of epilepsya. [editline]This secret message requires Flash to be displayed.[/editline] If only...
I have a friend who intends on building a SUPER PWNAGE GAMING RIG or whatever, but he is completely retarded when it comes to computers My dad and I have had to fix his computer numerous times due to viruses and clutter And he told me he's going to buy a motherboard with two GPU slots, and he is going to buy another one of his old, shit graphics card - and [I]combine the two.[/I] I couldn't even talk to him after he said that.
It would depend on the GPU and the motherboard, You know he might be wanting to run it in sli or crossfire, Seeing though his GPU is old means it will generally be cheap so he can get some extra frames out, So he might not be as stupid as you think.
No, he wants to like run Crysis and shit. And he wouldn't know what either of those are, believe me. He's just saying he can do that because he misunderstood something a friend of his said.
I asked what GPU he was running, Not what he wanted to do with it, I did though imply that he might have wanted a nice little budget upgrade to get some extra frames out.
[QUOTE=Gravy;26502722]I have a friend who intends on building a SUPER PWNAGE GAMING RIG or whatever, but he is completely retarded when it comes to computers My dad and I have had to fix his computer numerous times due to viruses and clutter And he told me he's going to buy a motherboard with two GPU slots, and he is going to buy another one of his old, shit graphics card - and [I]combine the two.[/I] I couldn't even talk to him after he said that.[/QUOTE] You can run SLI/Crossfire with two different graphic cards on some motherboards right?
Yes, you can. But he thinks you can combine two old ones to get the same power as a new one.
Oh lord... Tell him about how games really need to be optimized for duel (Engarde!) cards to really get a good performance boost.
[QUOTE=wingless;26503571]Oh lord... Tell him about how games really need to be optimized for duel (Engarde!) cards to really get a good performance boost.[/QUOTE] update us on your dad also i have a old computer case that has a KEY you hace to use to open it - the same thing is a SAFE - want it ?
Mac-s are the second most bought thing in a E-Shop, what is popular in Estonia. WHY, WHYYYY ? First was a TV. I hope they are lieing about that, because I haven't seen ANY person with a iMac. But I saw a fifth grader with an iPhone.
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;26503698]update us on your dad also i have a old computer case that has a KEY you hace to use to open it - the same thing is a SAFE - want it ?[/QUOTE] He's still running server '08, The second drive is still unplugged and he is actually using his cracked to shit second monitor still. I've completely locked down my PC from BIOS now also, All my PC's have passworded BIOS and a I've actually built a physical lock system for all my cases and blends in with the rest of the case, It's just a combination at the back of the PC with all the guts on the inside of the PC, And I've locked down arch to all hell so it only does what I WANT it to do, sudo is pretty much locked down to only restart daemons, So all is well for me. He did recently say that an iPod touch had the exact same internals as an iPhone and it's just in a different case, And that with jailbreaking you can unlock this, you just need to pry open the case and insert a sim card once jailbroken. Yeah, He's got a useless music player now.
[QUOTE=wingless;26504168]He's still running server '08, The second drive is still unplugged and he is actually using his cracked to shit second monitor still. I've completely locked down my PC from BIOS now also, All my PC's have passworded BIOS and a I've actually built a physical lock system for all my cases and blends in with the rest of the case, It's just a combination at the back of the PC with all the guts on the inside of the PC, And I've locked down arch to all hell so it only does what I WANT it to do, sudo is pretty much locked down to only restart daemons, So all is well for me. He did recently say that an iPod touch had the exact same internals as an iPhone and it's just in a different case, And that with jailbreaking you can unlock this, you just need to pry open the case and insert a sim card once jailbroken. Yeah, He's got a useless music player now.[/QUOTE] your dad is to far gone - its time to learn how to kill son. did he ever learn you cant use flash on it ? if you still need a reson for a safe ever i have the keys and ect...
[QUOTE=wingless;26504168]He did recently say that an iPod touch had the exact same internals as an iPhone and it's just in a different case, And that with jailbreaking you can unlock this, you just need to pry open the case and insert a sim card once jailbroken.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the kid who claimed he could hack a Playstation to run PS2 games on it. He was ten.
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;26504242]your dad is to far gone - its time to learn how to kill son. did he ever learn you cant use flash on it ? if you still need a reson for a safe ever i have the keys and ect...[/QUOTE] I think you confused Wingless for Mandrith...
not really both their fathers are 'computer illiterate people who think they know things' [editline]wefe[/editline] nevermind he is confused
[QUOTE=Warship;26504383]I think you confused Wingless for Mandrith...[/QUOTE] Yea. Wingless has the dumbass "VNC" dad and Mandrith has the Macfag "where's my flash!" dad.
[QUOTE=Atokniro;26500567]I already asked him about that, he never answered. Whats up with that Mandrith?[/QUOTE] Sorry about not replying. My dad thought that they didn't get viruses up until about a month ago, when he saw some news report on a Mac virus. Now he actually believes that they can get viruses. EDIT: Oops. Missed an entire page.
But he hasn't seen any news reports on how the iPad has no flash support?
[QUOTE=Warship;26504383]I think you confused Wingless for Mandrith...[/QUOTE] I did sorry guys - Im got a super onset of a migrin and im super tired but i cant sleep due to the sun in my window
[QUOTE=Killerelf12;26504620]But he hasn't seen any news reports on how the iPad has no flash support?[/QUOTE] He did, actually. I was sitting in the living room with him once when a news report on how the iPad has no flash support came on, yet he still believes it has flash. UPDATE: He was (obviously) unsuccessful in getting flash by restoring it, and because he firmly believes it has Flash he is now restoring it for the FIFTH time. He also said that if that doesn't work after his eight or ninth try, he is taking it to the Apple store
now that's just plain dumb
I sincerely hope your father gets his comeuppance.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26504678]He did, actually. I was sitting in the living room with him once when a news report on how the iPad has no flash support came on, yet he still believes it has flash. UPDATE: He was (obviously) unsuccessful in getting flash by restoring it, and because he firmly believes it has Flash he is now restoring it for the FIFTH time.[/QUOTE] Have you tried telling him that it doesn't have Flash?
[QUOTE=st_nick5;26504712]Have you tried telling him that it doesn't have Flash?[/QUOTE] Yes, I have. Being a dumbass who always thinks they are right and someone else is causing the problem, he told me that what I was saying was bullshit and that the iPad has flash.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26504739]Yes, I have. Being a dumbass who always thinks they are right and someone else is causing the problem, he told me that what I was saying was bullshit and that the iPad has flash.[/QUOTE] Oh well. He's gonna shit his pants when he takes it to the Apple store. :v:
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26504739]Yes, I have. Being a dumbass who always thinks they are right and someone else is causing the problem, he told me that what I was saying was bullshit and that the iPad has flash.[/QUOTE] Your father is more stubborn than a mule, but by how much?
Haha you should help him along with restoring it, the sooner he gets to that 8th or 9th try, the sooner he goes to the apple store....
He just finished the fifth restore and found that (Of course) that there is NO FUCKING FLASH. He is now demanding that I tell him what I "Did to it to disable flash on the iPad to fuck with me" I hate my life.
[QUOTE=Warship;26490685]Also, point and laugh at it's 1024x768 screen[/QUOTE] Shuddup! My monitor only does 1366x768. :saddowns:
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